Hey, I can handle my fuddle…

posted on 29 Mar 2008 in Signs

 

 

 

Sign found in Japan.

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  1. nick | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s ok to bring my AK 47 though?

  2. HI | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TRANSLATION: Any drunk, smelly guy trying to sell me a dog inside the store- will be refused!!!!

  3. enLique | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Unless complainance meets, we will force shop to close you down.

  4. hah | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad for Nampa.

  5. Shiny | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Man with gravity-defying noodles overhead also not permitted in store.

  6. Jook Man | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah… Don’t want the fuddle to enter and turn this place into a party again!

  7. Lauren | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    apparently Danny Devito isn’t allowed

  8. the mighty lub | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m afraid the nasty smell I does…..sigh, I think I have a fuddle problem.

  9. Jerry Meandering | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Patron of disgruntlement please shall force to seek place other for re-gruntlement.

  10. Belbe | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Well, I guess that counts Paris Hilton out..

  11. Rhy | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldnt let him in even if he do does the nasty smell.

  12. Rosie | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oooh. I’ll wait outside. I’m feeling a little fuddled.

  13. morbid_Visions | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn my foul-smelling solicitation pet!

  14. Pyth007 | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign has left me befuddled… I guess I can’t come in then.

  15. chic | 6:12 am |

    Oh, no, how strict the entertaining establishment is!!

  16. Ghost08 | 8:28 pm |

    so…no don’t have sex with someone with a nasty smell? That goes without saying–let alone having a sign about it,,,

  17. lkmjr | 7:09 pm |

    So, as long as I don’t enter through the fuddle, don’t try to pick up girls or sell stuff, don’t have a creepily smiling dog, and don’t smell bad, I’ll be allowed inside? Hmm…. This could be tough….

  18. BSting | 12:35 am |

    guess i cant bring my dad then

  19. Alix | 7:35 pm |

    So I can Nampa outside the store?

  20. Sashi! (not really) | 4:17 pm |

    omg, they banned bums, drunks, wait a second… blind people with guide dogs can’t go in?! awww… gramps can’t…

  21. Charlotte | 5:03 am |

    don’t you dare enter my fiddie with your nampa!

  22. engrish101 | 9:57 pm |

    With customers like that in your shop, no wonder you would refuse to enter! I impressed much!

  23. Destinii Haruya | 4:32 am |

    But this is my perfume!

  24. Stormchild | 5:38 pm |

    FYI, ‘nampa’ is not just any kind of solicitation. It means trying to pick up girls.

  25. God Jesus | 1:36 pm |

    I’d rather get fuddled until I the nasty smell does and nampa all day.

  26. Adam | 9:07 pm |

    ‘Nampa and the Solicitation Act’ sounds like an awesome name for a band!

  27. bridget | 7:57 pm |

    The person of the nasty smell is must using “My Inside Cleaner”. Store waiting impatiently for the person return.

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