I think I’ll pass this time…

posted on 31 Mar 2008 in Vending Machines

Try to avoid the brown ones…

 

Photo courtesy of Jon Bailey.

Found at Meiji Shrine, Tokyo. 

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  1. Kelly | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy ‘em used right off Ebay.

  2. Meli | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But what do you do when there aren’t any used ones, either?

  3. Emu | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll just hold it ’til there are fresh tissues available…

  4. qurtuba | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    pssssssssttttttt…. there are black market’s barely used ones in the back alley…

  5. Ghost08 | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Just give me a rough as sand paper paper towel instead–I’d rather have owies instead of diseases.

  6. Chris Egglishaw | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    You can get them from the vending machines which also sell the used panties..

  7. jay | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Save the earth campaign.

  8. spyke | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont mind the brown spots!

  9. igiboydeguzman | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why I bring my own tissue…

  10. michael | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    “I have the basic brown, green….and a special on the brown ones with corn…..”

  11. unicode | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese says:
    <>:
    Because in this restroom, we do not provide organization, you please the one using to buy.

  12. linrn | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For also you we are having used feminine productses.

  13. FLO | 12:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’ll just use my hand or something…

  14. ValiantFreak | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Even if a used one is cheaper, I’d still much prefer to get a new one on lay-by

  15. Belbe | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Vending machine priorities: Money > Manners > Convenience > Pandemics.

  16. vahid | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    please ignore the gooey stuff. its just my kids snot

  17. Seamus | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve only used one side of the tissue. The other side is still usable

  18. Rayquaza | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bet they’ll buy one if you say it’s been used by Robert Pattinson.

  19. chickenman | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Environment 1: Humanity 0.

  20. Mandee | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm, excuse me…any used tampons in that machine? Jelly doughnuts?

  21. laura | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    you should start to always carry tissues on your purse young lady…

  22. BSting | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    could i get one used by dr. dre?

  23. Noelle Miller | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I just finished with this one, and I’m looking to sell

  24. DP Interworld | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Saving the environment the scrooge way!

  25. Name | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recycling is great and all but isn’t this a bit much

  26. AmLo | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why can I get them for free every where else?!

  27. No-one | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BSting – I’ll store them in my PacMan Fever lunchbox :D

  28. asad277 | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nice way to teach sharing :)

  29. fishyfriend | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Oooh!!! Mine came with free corn!

  30. Jin | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    just avoid the yellow and the brown ones
    even the korean translation is bad

  31. Neals | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I just rent it, like the last guy apparently did?

  32. katie | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    save the envirionment! share toilet paper!

  33. Choo-Choo | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they’re at least selling two-ply.

  34. eazyduzit | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    always trying to rip you off in china huh? if i wanted to obtain a used tissue i think i would just look in the trash can instead of “buying” them for “five fo one dolla”.

  35. cashplay | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i think i would just rather wait till ur tissues are ready.

  36. drumming_panda | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! Put that tissue in the recycle bin!!

  37. ryuencrash | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what happens when the economy gets rough.

  38. Starguy | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, pass me the green one!

  39. doomgrip | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Timmy, don’t use that chocolate-scented toilet paper!”

  40. Lauren | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    eeeeeeew what is it supposed to say in japanese??

  41. Jwaz | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know your economy is in the tank when there is a market for used tissues.

  42. Kevin | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you under stand chinese read the bottom notice too :)

  43. don | 10:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess i’ll just look at the trash can..

  44. gonovox | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m selling a slightly used one also. offer good while supply last. see posters and print ads for details.

  45. Doff | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just use the other side. You won’t even notice it.

  46. Kwan | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese version is also off.

  47. DrinkyThinky | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aight, I can donate my used ones in there.

  48. Chirpe | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I found a used one, it’s plain white! It’s sticky though…

  49. shuiyeyao | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if anyone read Chinese…it’s even funnier :p

  50. Gerson | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Save the environment, buy used toilet paper.

  51. Chad | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only used on ONE side!

  52. Justin Bieber | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m gonna catch diarrhea !!!!!!!!!

  53. Alfred | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the chinese translation fails too lol. It says we dont provide organization so buy a used one…

  54. Nan | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The competitors at the other side of the road they GIVE the used ones for free, unimaginable having to pay for it.

  55. weirdo | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy a tissue that is ripped, is brown, and has snot on it on eBay. Also buy a 100 pack of those tissues, too.

  56. Doctor Q | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks!

  57. Cindi | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “PS: However, this rule does not apply to condoms.”

  58. Jalen | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess they f’d up all other languages except for Japanese.

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