I think I’ll pass this time…

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   Kelly | 6:47 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Buy ‘em used right off Ebay.

2. 

   Meli | 1:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   But what do you do when there aren’t any used ones, either?

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   Emu | 5:42 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   I think I’ll just hold it ’til there are fresh tissues available…

4. 

   qurtuba | 7:47 am |  Vote: 0   1  

   pssssssssttttttt…. there are black market’s barely used ones in the back alley…

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   Ghost08 | 9:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Just give me a rough as sand paper paper towel instead–I’d rather have owies instead of diseases.

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   Chris Egglishaw | 9:20 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   You can get them from the vending machines which also sell the used panties..

7. 

   jay | 7:46 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Save the earth campaign.

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   spyke | 2:57 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Dont mind the brown spots!

9. 

   igiboydeguzman | 6:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is why I bring my own tissue…

10. 

    michael | 8:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I have the basic brown, green….and a special on the brown ones with corn…..”

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    unicode | 11:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Chinese says:
    <>:
    Because in this restroom, we do not provide organization, you please the one using to buy.

12. 

    linrn | 9:03 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    For also you we are having used feminine productses.

13. 

    FLO | 12:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No thanks, I’ll just use my hand or something…

14. 

    ValiantFreak | 8:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Even if a used one is cheaper, I’d still much prefer to get a new one on lay-by

15. 

    Belbe | 11:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Vending machine priorities: Money > Manners > Convenience > Pandemics.

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    vahid | 7:04 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    please ignore the gooey stuff. its just my kids snot

17. 

    Seamus | 11:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve only used one side of the tissue. The other side is still usable

18. 

    Rayquaza | 8:40 pm |

    Bet they’ll buy one if you say it’s been used by Robert Pattinson.

19. 

    chickenman | 7:08 am |

    Environment 1: Humanity 0.

20. 

    Mandee | 2:04 pm |

    Umm, excuse me…any used tampons in that machine? Jelly doughnuts?

21. 

    laura | 10:06 am |

    you should start to always carry tissues on your purse young lady…

22. 

    BSting | 4:28 am |

    could i get one used by dr. dre?

23. 

    Noelle Miller | 12:04 am |

    I just finished with this one, and I’m looking to sell

24. 

    DP Interworld | 10:04 pm |

    Saving the environment the scrooge way!

25. 

    Name | 2:31 am |

    Recycling is great and all but isn’t this a bit much

26. 

    AmLo | 9:44 pm |

    Why can I get them for free every where else?!

27. 

    No-one | 9:48 pm |

    BSting - I’ll store them in my PacMan Fever lunchbox

28. 

    asad277 | 5:31 am |

    nice way to teach sharing

29. 

    fishyfriend | 6:05 pm |

    Oooh!!! Mine came with free corn!

30. 

    Jin | 2:40 pm |

    just avoid the yellow and the brown ones
    even the korean translation is bad

31. 

    Neals | 7:51 am |

    Could I just rent it, like the last guy apparently did?

32. 

    katie | 6:07 pm |

    save the envirionment! share toilet paper!

33. 

    Choo-Choo | 1:43 pm |

    I hope they’re at least selling two-ply.

34. 

    eazyduzit | 7:23 pm |

    always trying to rip you off in china huh? if i wanted to obtain a used tissue i think i would just look in the trash can instead of “buying” them for “five fo one dolla”.

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    cashplay | 7:24 pm |

    i think i would just rather wait till ur tissues are ready.

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