I think I’ll pass this time…

posted on 31 Mar 2008 in Vending Machines

Try to avoid the brown ones…

 

Photo courtesy of Jon Bailey.

Found at Meiji Shrine, Tokyo. 

61 captions

  1. Kelly | 6:47 am |

    Buy ’em used right off Ebay.

  2. Meli | 1:11 am |

    But what do you do when there aren’t any used ones, either?

  3. Emu | 5:42 am |

    I think I’ll just hold it ’til there are fresh tissues available…

  4. qurtuba | 7:47 am |

    pssssssssttttttt…. there are black market’s barely used ones in the back alley…

  5. Ghost08 | 9:03 am |

    Just give me a rough as sand paper paper towel instead–I’d rather have owies instead of diseases.

  6. Chris Egglishaw | 9:20 am |

    You can get them from the vending machines which also sell the used panties..

  7. jay | 7:46 pm |

    Save the earth campaign.

  8. spyke | 2:57 am |

    Dont mind the brown spots!

  9. igiboydeguzman | 6:54 am |

    This is why I bring my own tissue…

  10. michael | 8:18 am |

    “I have the basic brown, green….and a special on the brown ones with corn…..”

  11. unicode | 11:38 pm |

    The Chinese says:
    <>:
    Because in this restroom, we do not provide organization, you please the one using to buy.

  12. linrn | 9:03 pm |

    For also you we are having used feminine productses.

  13. FLO | 12:41 am |

    No thanks, I’ll just use my hand or something…

  14. ValiantFreak | 8:57 pm |

    Even if a used one is cheaper, I’d still much prefer to get a new one on lay-by

  15. Belbe | 11:19 am |

    Vending machine priorities: Money > Manners > Convenience > Pandemics.

  16. vahid | 7:04 pm |

    please ignore the gooey stuff. its just my kids snot

  17. Seamus | 11:12 am |

    I’ve only used one side of the tissue. The other side is still usable

  18. Rayquaza | 8:40 pm |

    Bet they’ll buy one if you say it’s been used by Robert Pattinson.

  19. chickenman | 7:08 am |

    Environment 1: Humanity 0.

  20. Mandee | 2:04 pm |

    Umm, excuse me…any used tampons in that machine? Jelly doughnuts?

  21. laura | 10:06 am |

    you should start to always carry tissues on your purse young lady…

  22. BSting | 4:28 am |

    could i get one used by dr. dre?

  23. Noelle Miller | 12:04 am |

    I just finished with this one, and I’m looking to sell

  24. DP Interworld | 10:04 pm |

    Saving the environment the scrooge way!

  25. Name | 2:31 am |

    Recycling is great and all but isn’t this a bit much

  26. AmLo | 9:44 pm |

    Why can I get them for free every where else?!

  27. No-one | 9:48 pm |

    BSting – I’ll store them in my PacMan Fever lunchbox 😀

  28. asad277 | 5:31 am |

    nice way to teach sharing :)

  29. fishyfriend | 6:05 pm |

    Oooh!!! Mine came with free corn!

  30. Jin | 2:40 pm |

    just avoid the yellow and the brown ones
    even the korean translation is bad

  31. Neals | 7:51 am |

    Could I just rent it, like the last guy apparently did?

  32. katie | 6:07 pm |

    save the envirionment! share toilet paper!

  33. Choo-Choo | 1:43 pm |

    I hope they’re at least selling two-ply.

  34. eazyduzit | 7:23 pm |

    always trying to rip you off in china huh? if i wanted to obtain a used tissue i think i would just look in the trash can instead of “buying” them for “five fo one dolla”.

  35. cashplay | 7:24 pm |

    i think i would just rather wait till ur tissues are ready.

  36. drumming_panda | 6:20 pm |

    No! Put that tissue in the recycle bin!!

  37. ryuencrash | 9:06 pm |

    This is what happens when the economy gets rough.

  38. Starguy | 3:38 pm |

    Hey, pass me the green one!

  39. doomgrip | 7:26 pm |

    “Timmy, don’t use that chocolate-scented toilet paper!”

  40. Lauren | 10:12 pm |

    eeeeeeew what is it supposed to say in japanese??

  41. Jwaz | 6:02 pm |

    You know your economy is in the tank when there is a market for used tissues.

  42. Kevin | 8:16 pm |

    if you under stand chinese read the bottom notice too :)

  43. don | 10:02 pm |

    i guess i’ll just look at the trash can..

  44. gonovox | 4:44 am |

    i’m selling a slightly used one also. offer good while supply last. see posters and print ads for details.

  45. Doff | 7:48 am |

    Just use the other side. You won’t even notice it.

  46. Kwan | 6:55 am |

    Chinese version is also off.

  47. DrinkyThinky | 12:06 am |

    Aight, I can donate my used ones in there.

  48. Chirpe | 8:13 am |

    I found a used one, it’s plain white! It’s sticky though…

  49. shuiyeyao | 6:59 pm |

    if anyone read Chinese…it’s even funnier :p

  50. Gerson | 3:17 am |

    Save the environment, buy used toilet paper.

  51. Chad | 12:39 pm |

    It’s only used on ONE side!

  52. Justin Bieber | 2:35 am |

    I’m gonna catch diarrhea !!!!!!!!!

  53. Alfred | 2:27 pm |

    the chinese translation fails too lol. It says we dont provide organization so buy a used one…

  54. Nan | 6:38 am |

    The competitors at the other side of the road they GIVE the used ones for free, unimaginable having to pay for it.

  55. weirdo | 11:27 am |

    Buy a tissue that is ripped, is brown, and has snot on it on eBay. Also buy a 100 pack of those tissues, too.

  56. Doctor Q | 7:12 am |

    No thanks!

  57. Cindi | 4:52 am |

    “PS: However, this rule does not apply to condoms.”

  58. Jalen | 5:39 pm |

    I guess they f’d up all other languages except for Japanese.

  59. Magenta Antoid | 3:33 pm |

    In Japanese it’s “Toilet paper is not always provided in these toilets, so [those who intend to use them] please buy tissues from this machine.”

    The Chinese is also badly translated:
    “We do not provide organizations in this lounge, so the one you used is that bought.”

    Can anyone read the Korean?

  60. Sue Johnson | 8:46 pm |

    Or just look around for the Toilet Trees.

  61. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:54 pm |

    Can I just borrow a new one?

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