They’ve been putting on some pounds…

posted on 18 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ryan Jones.

Found in Shanghai hotel. 

27 captions

  1. Joe | 5:37 pm |

    Mom! Look! It’s a window washer. can I feed it?
    “No Johnny”!
    Aww, but mom, PLEASE?

  2. Jackie | 4:25 pm |

    …otherwise they won’t leave…

  3. HeyThereItsEric | 6:21 am |

    But they’re right outside the window! Who’d notice if I took a quick bite?

  4. Blake | 3:52 pm |

    I’m saving the bread crumbs to feed the exterior window washers.

  5. angelinadevilsshoes | 6:13 pm |

    don’t do that, they will defecate everywhere!

  6. Wowzers | 4:36 pm |

    they have a special diet. and no feeding the maids either..

  7. somethingelse | 4:37 pm |

    also no flash photography.

  8. audinac | 9:11 am |

    …or they might hang themselves from the roof in front of your hotel window

  9. Multihunter | 8:37 pm |

    …until you have filled out the adoption papers

  10. Shiny | 10:29 pm |

    They hate it when you throw peanuts in their buckets of water.

  11. Kitty | 6:45 pm |

    Apparently if you feed them, they will follow you home.

  12. Ryan | 6:32 am |

    If you do, they won’t leave.

  13. Tdog | 12:37 pm |

    If you feed them, they will become dependent on humans for survival and will never learn to fend for themselves.

  14. Diddims | 7:54 pm |

    “Excuse me, but why are you giving me food? I have my own food and I have work to do here.”

  15. Comma | 6:24 pm |

    I can’t get the food through the glass anyway.

  16. Yogesh Damle | 3:53 pm |

    We can’t have stains and odours trickling down the walls! We’ll then have to employ wall cleaners, and who knows, they too will accept food!

  17. Blu | 10:37 pm |

    I went to a rotating restaurant recently, and I saw a window washer’s cage, so I got out a piece of paper, wrote, “Window Washers DO NOT FEED $500 Fine” and put it in front of the window.
    Next time we passed by it, it was gone. 🙁

  18. Mandee | 9:43 am |

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! THE SCAFFOLDING CAN HOLD ONLY 82.4 KILOS!!!

  19. MrMe05 | 6:55 pm |

    Yeah, cause nobody likes EXTERIOR window washers. Their more into INTERIOR window washers.

  20. A person | 8:08 pm |

    We are in the process of installing Window-Cleaning Person pellets. Please be patient and don’t feed them any people food.

  21. Ghost08 | 11:41 pm |

    they will just make a bigger mess on the windows below–and then they’ll really need to clean up

  22. Corwyn | 5:26 pm |

    These “renaissance” window-washing-men are on a strict mideival diet.

  23. shaetore | 3:41 pm |

    please do not annoy, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, hackle, persicute, irk, rag, vex, bother tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle them either!!!

  24. intern | 7:20 am |

    However, tea is acceptable.

  25. fuzion | 6:23 pm |

    they know the vampires around….

  26. godnoble | 7:07 pm |

    Please do not tap on the glass.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 pm |

    – But look Mommy, they’re cooing!

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