They’ve been putting on some pounds…

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   Joe | 5:37 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

   Mom! Look! It’s a window washer. can I feed it?
   “No Johnny”!
   Aww, but mom, PLEASE?

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   Jackie | 4:25 pm |  Vote: 14   0  

   …otherwise they won’t leave…

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   HeyThereItsEric | 6:21 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   But they’re right outside the window! Who’d notice if I took a quick bite?

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   Blake | 3:52 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   I’m saving the bread crumbs to feed the exterior window washers.

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   angelinadevilsshoes | 6:13 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

   don’t do that, they will defecate everywhere!

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   Wowzers | 4:36 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   they have a special diet. and no feeding the maids either..

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   somethingelse | 4:37 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

   also no flash photography.

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   audinac | 9:11 am |  Vote: 11   0  

   …or they might hang themselves from the roof in front of your hotel window

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   Multihunter | 8:37 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

   …until you have filled out the adoption papers

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    Shiny | 10:29 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    They hate it when you throw peanuts in their buckets of water.

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    Kitty | 6:45 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Apparently if you feed them, they will follow you home.

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    Ryan | 6:32 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    If you do, they won’t leave.

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    Tdog | 12:37 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    If you feed them, they will become dependent on humans for survival and will never learn to fend for themselves.

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    Diddims | 7:54 pm |  Vote: 3   3  

    “Excuse me, but why are you giving me food? I have my own food and I have work to do here.”

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    Comma | 6:24 pm |  Vote: 5   1  

    I can’t get the food through the glass anyway.

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    Yogesh Damle | 3:53 pm |  Vote: 3   1  

    We can’t have stains and odours trickling down the walls! We’ll then have to employ wall cleaners, and who knows, they too will accept food!

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    Blu | 10:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I went to a rotating restaurant recently, and I saw a window washer’s cage, so I got out a piece of paper, wrote, “Window Washers DO NOT FEED $500 Fine” and put it in front of the window.
    Next time we passed by it, it was gone.

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