This is why I had to move out of Guolong…

posted on 11 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

Photo courtesy of Davey Clark.

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  1. angelinadevilsshoes | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, can I use the elevator or not?

  2. pech | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, if you allow goods to fall up the steps during agressive matches, the cheapskate management will execute your goods. Please study this decision through the building industry at an inconvenient place.

  3. definite | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can use the elevator and goods steps, providing you fight your own way through the owners aggressively, as the management office is located in an inconvenient places where they cannot hear you clearly.

  4. Huck | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can fall to bad steps only

  5. Ghost08 | 11:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    by the time you have finished reading this its too late

  6. Mark | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Monday goes to friday and they both meet saturday to ask sunday for dinner.

  7. Mark | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Monday goes to friday to meet saturday and ask if sunday is a holiday?

  8. intern | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can fall down the steps whenever you like…. but up is a completely different matter. Know da rules bruv.

  9. krypto | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine – but what do i do if the elevator motor makes an anxious sound?

  10. Komal Dhawan | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PUBLIC ( does not) NOTICE!
    The guests have been falling down the steps since 13 June, 2007!

  11. I Engrish much good | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the future, goods may not fall up steps. Starting in four days.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Circulating elevator?!

  13. The Dude | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How does china even exist as a country…

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