Graduals can sneak up on you, too…

posted on 22 May 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

Photo courtesy of Nakai.

Found in Beijing, China. 

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  1. qurtuba | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    because sudeness is bad?

  2. DisgruntledEmployee007 | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stay behind railings and remain sluggish

  3. Sarah | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and in other news, a little boy was killed in a fatal suddeness accident at the local poll….

  4. CarbonatedCube | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So let me get this straight. Say, you’re running for your life from a gorilla with a sledgehammer. You can stay behind the rail and be too sluggish to get away, or you can activate the suddenness by jumping the railing, and run into something at the speed of sound. I think I’m misunderstanding this somewhere…

  5. Multihunter | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why should I listen YOU! YOU’RE just a sign!

  6. Shiny | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You are safe from spontaneity on this side of the railing.

  7. michael | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please refrain from being spontaneous beyond this point.

  8. Jook Man | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rad, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise, or ruffle the railings? I mean only IF suddenness happens?

  9. Aidan | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Refrain from thine suddeness, my son!

  10. Skoojoo | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I had suddenness happen to me before, i didnt have a nifty rail to jump over though

  11. teeps | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how frightful!

  12. Comma | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People always assume they’re immune to this sort of thing, but suddenness can happen very, very suddenly..

  13. Mirrai Sohma | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *starts to climb over a railing* Lest what? oh…OH MAI GAWD!!!

  14. yaka mashineh | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Suddenness” happens, even to the best of us on a good day…

  15. halfasemitone | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jazz is all about Suddenness.

  16. Ghost08 | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and then what happens…

  17. Corwyn | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The railings do not like to be crossed. And they have Uzzis.

  18. ishkfe | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dammit! Suddenness happened! is there any toilet paper?

  19. chikinpunkpie | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suddenness happened to me but she said it happened to all guys.

  20. Ocelot | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suddenly…!!!!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only awesomeness happens here.

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