Stay away from Elmo…

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   Lex | 11:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Vaccinations sold seperately.

2. 

   Farnilas | 6:47 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Free zombie with every purchase!

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   hoodoo456 | 7:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   infact, there so hot, they get dates with all the girls they meet.

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   okdoke | 2:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Tickle Me Elmo, Slap Me Ernie…two of a kind. That’s hot.

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   Angel Mass | 5:01 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Have you notice where the “He is hot too” arrow are pointing at?

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   Lollerskate | 1:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Resistance is futile!

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   Lollerskate | 1:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Wait, what’s that between Ernie’s feet?? O_O

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   Silas Lorcz | 2:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   The thing with Ernie should have read “He is HARD too!!!”

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   igiboydeguzman | 5:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Who wants cold items anyway?

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    Ali-kins | 6:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    this individual should be kept away from children’s programming

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    kringo | 7:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Paris Hilton will sleep with anyone.

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    NonanoN | 6:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh Ernie! You’re so hot I must tickle you!

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    Alice in Wonderland | 6:07 pm |

    Elmo, it is rude to laugh at people!
    Oh, Ernie, I love your bulbous nose! Will you marry me?

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    Ghost08 | 2:42 pm |

    sold exclusivley at libido

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    Jereky | 10:23 am |

    If that’s the tax, what’s the price?

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    justice | 5:26 pm |

    no means NO, Elmo!!

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    blitish_engrish | 6:34 am |

    did they try each other?

18. 

    Shannon | 10:27 pm |

    Elmo has an infection, and Ernie is hot in his pants…Buy these products with a shot of Penicillin.

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    garudamon11 | 1:29 pm |

    *sprays anti-lust spray*

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    bridget | 1:43 pm |

    I thought Ernie only got hot for Bert.

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