That’s no hockey puck!

i know that no one shows up at Devils games, but jeez…

good grief! London is not even in an Angrophone country – so they really mean what they write…

i want FROZEN LEMONADE!!!

poopsicle anyone?

Johnny…don’t touch that, it’s not a puck.

Okay, fire up the Zamboni again!

“Can’t, Jim, the thing’s jammed!”

“What, did someone leave their godam baby in the rink last time?!”

Don’t eat the yellow snow!

The janitors are not going to be happy about this!

That solves the problem of having to take off the skates to hit the head.

it’s disney on yellow ice!

Let the monkeys show you how its done. They’re pro at this kind of stuff.

Say burt. What’s that brown stuff on your skate?

Not to worry, NHL players are toilet-trained. Most of them, anyway…

too bad londons ONLY ice rink is covered in yellow and brown…

And we will skate on the toilets…

To be fair it does say ice rink and bowl.

Ha ha, I remember this, it’s from the Queensway Icebowl in Bayswater, I work 20 meters away.

It’s a ice rink that has a bowling alley next to it, as well as an arcade.

Welcome to England, home of the English language and…
the smelliest ice-skating rink in the world!

I wish I’d gotten ROLLER skates for Christmas . . .

Give the new skaters incentive to not fall.

And if the Ice-Rink is out of order use the football field.

the blackhawks just don’t get any respect anymore…

I just noticed that on the bottom of the sign it says “ICE RINK AND BOWL”! LOL

So London celebrate Yellow Christmas?

They gave Paul Robinson the job as janitor of this place after the match against Croatia.

Along with his side kick Steve McClaren who flings the poop at anyone he hates.

CAUTION SKATERS,Beware of frozen logs on ice

Mom!!???..I don’t wanna take my ice skating lesson today!!

this particular patch on the rink is warm and yellow

oww….that’s the reason why the rink smells….good….verry good!

dont eat the yellow… ice?

Because white ice is expensive, for the purpose of cutting costs, this rink uses the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

Because white ice is expensive, this rink is cutting costs with the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

Hmm, this rinks!

haha i live in london and have been there! XD come on england…use your own language properly lol

I bet we’re skating on frozen pee

“because of monkeys”

This explains a lot. London, get your shit together….and put it where it belongs.

at first I thought they meant “use the toilets near the ice-rink” but then I noticed the small print “London’s only ice rink AND bowl” ewwww….

must be added incentive to not wipe out while doing that triple axel jump…

so… you want me to pee WHERE?!

Okay. That is just sad. You know English is a difficult language when it can’t even be used right in the countries that speak it!

I thing it’s just some think.

Postman always rinks twice.