That’s no hockey puck!

posted on 12 Jun 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Glad it’s not pool season…

 

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Lam.

Found in London, England. 

Not quite Engrish I know, but funny… 

45 captions

  1. Dom | 9:28 pm |

    i know that no one shows up at Devils games, but jeez…

  2. leila | 3:43 pm |

    good grief! London is not even in an Angrophone country – so they really mean what they write…

  3. emodarthvader | 7:15 pm |

    i want FROZEN LEMONADE!!!

  4. nick | 5:17 am |

    poopsicle anyone?

  5. okdoke | 2:15 am |

    Johnny…don’t touch that, it’s not a puck.

  6. Dano | 6:14 am |

    Okay, fire up the Zamboni again!

  7. CarbonatedCube | 5:18 pm |

    “Can’t, Jim, the thing’s jammed!”

    “What, did someone leave their godam baby in the rink last time?!”

  8. SEbeastie | 10:13 am |

    Don’t eat the yellow snow!

  9. igiboydeguzman | 5:41 am |

    The janitors are not going to be happy about this!

  10. Jook Man | 5:31 pm |

    That solves the problem of having to take off the skates to hit the head.

  11. cass | 5:30 pm |

    it’s disney on yellow ice!

  12. Tyler | 11:43 pm |

    Let the monkeys show you how its done. They’re pro at this kind of stuff.

  13. ordie100 | 8:37 pm |

    Say burt. What’s that brown stuff on your skate?

  14. Mark | 7:49 pm |

    Not to worry, NHL players are toilet-trained. Most of them, anyway…

  15. sarmad | 8:29 am |

    too bad londons ONLY ice rink is covered in yellow and brown…

  16. FLO | 12:39 am |

    And we will skate on the toilets…

  17. the mighty lub | 4:38 pm |

    To be fair it does say ice rink and bowl.

  18. Nyte | 6:52 am |

    Ha ha, I remember this, it’s from the Queensway Icebowl in Bayswater, I work 20 meters away.

    It’s a ice rink that has a bowling alley next to it, as well as an arcade.

  19. Mark A | 10:10 am |

    Welcome to England, home of the English language and…
    the smelliest ice-skating rink in the world!

  20. Carly | 2:57 pm |

    I wish I’d gotten ROLLER skates for Christmas . . .

  21. Belbe | 11:20 am |

    Give the new skaters incentive to not fall.

  22. Caner | 7:59 am |

    And if the Ice-Rink is out of order use the football field.

  23. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:46 am |

    the blackhawks just don’t get any respect anymore…

  24. Danica | 2:58 am |

    I just noticed that on the bottom of the sign it says “ICE RINK AND BOWL”! LOL

  25. Seamus | 10:48 am |

    So London celebrate Yellow Christmas?

  26. GokhanZan | 2:29 pm |

    They gave Paul Robinson the job as janitor of this place after the match against Croatia.

  27. GokhanZan | 2:31 pm |

    Along with his side kick Steve McClaren who flings the poop at anyone he hates.

  28. btallama | 11:39 pm |

    CAUTION SKATERS,Beware of frozen logs on ice

  29. Trish | 12:51 am |

    Mom!!???..I don’t wanna take my ice skating lesson today!!

  30. Ghost08 | 3:53 am |

    this particular patch on the rink is warm and yellow

  31. amery | 3:45 am |

    oww….that’s the reason why the rink smells….good….verry good!

  32. Nick G | 4:35 pm |

    dont eat the yellow… ice?

  33. Name | 1:48 pm |

    Because white ice is expensive, for the purpose of cutting costs, this rink uses the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

  34. Name | 1:50 pm |

    Because white ice is expensive, this rink is cutting costs with the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

  35. NeutrinoX | 2:16 pm |

    Hmm, this rinks!

  36. koreanpie | 1:21 am |

    haha i live in london and have been there! XD come on england…use your own language properly lol

  37. tom | 3:07 am |

    I bet we’re skating on frozen pee

  38. garudamon11 | 2:27 pm |

    “because of monkeys”

  39. adam | 5:18 pm |

    This explains a lot. London, get your shit together….and put it where it belongs.

  40. Veggiet | 6:32 pm |

    at first I thought they meant “use the toilets near the ice-rink” but then I noticed the small print “London’s only ice rink AND bowl” ewwww….

  41. Raymund Victor | 7:20 pm |

    must be added incentive to not wipe out while doing that triple axel jump…

  42. Raymund Victor | 7:21 pm |

    so… you want me to pee WHERE?!

  43. Unown | 9:41 am |

    Okay. That is just sad. You know English is a difficult language when it can’t even be used right in the countries that speak it!

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:28 pm |

    I thing it’s just some think.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:29 pm |

    Postman always rinks twice.

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