When candy cigarettes just aren’t enough any more…

posted on 17 Jun 2008 in Toys

They grow up so fast!


Photo courtesy of Caitlin Rice.

18 captions

  1. qurtuba | 7:22 am |

    fine place to buy our beers, the shop keeper can’t read our ID’s!!!

  2. okdoke | 2:19 am |

    Really, I’m older than I look….honest…

  3. igiboydeguzman | 5:36 am |

    But Daddy, all the other kids are buying it!

  4. Kitty | 9:25 pm |

    I always buy music with my beer.

  5. My Engrish not good so | 9:41 am |

    “toys”? beer and steak? the kid proebly doesn’t even have teeth!

  6. Skoojoo | 12:05 am |

    Getting those little girls ready for their future careers

  7. Spoof | 9:11 pm |

    What happened to juice?

  8. Mike | 3:14 pm |

    I am old enough to drink! Now give me a scotch and wa-wa!

  9. Ghost08 | 3:47 am |

    i left my id in the twuck

  10. JTS | 11:04 am |

    “Ma’am, I’ll need an I.D., please.”
    “.. Ummm .. my mommy has it!”

  11. justice | 5:28 pm |

    maybe kids like to throw their own barbecues too?

  12. alice | 3:39 am |

    “Can’t I buy a banana?”
    “No! Only apples.”
    “No – beer.”
    “Okay I’ll get my mwommy and her ID card. Oh yeah, I want some corn and music too.”

  13. adam | 5:05 pm |

    Where is that damn “needle drugs” button?

  14. Jason | 6:13 am |

    “Do you have Whole grain Pastry?”
    “Maybe not, but we have Ice Cream Cakes.”
    “How about Barbicana?”
    “No. We only serve Guiness.”
    “Well… How about a Cheeseburger?”
    “Nope. There’s only Sirloin steak, though.”
    “OK. What about Halo ODST?”
    “Not really, but we really do have 3OH!3.”
    “ARRRRGH! Now I’m going to call HSBC and have your Mini-Mart Bankrupt!”

  15. StarBase10 | 11:16 am |

    A golfer entered a convenience store.
    Golfer: Do you have a bottle of Barbicana?
    Cashier: No. We only have Guiness.
    Golfer: How about Halo ODST For my Xbox 360?
    Cashier: Nope. All we had is a Michael Jackson Album.
    Golfer: What about a BBQ beef Panini?
    Cashier: Not really, but all we serve is Sirloin Steak.
    Golfer: I’ll call my mom about what happened to me right now.

  16. The Rose that caption | 6:16 pm |

    Ludwig Beilschmidt’s favorite childhood toy.

  17. Its a me! | 8:18 am |

    Ever notice….. Butter + Beer…. = …… BUTTERBEER!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:29 pm |

    – A beer, a Barbie and Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody, please.

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