Comments on: When candy cigarettes just aren’t enough any more…

By: StarBase10

StarBase10 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:16:20 +0000

A golfer entered a convenience store.
Golfer: Do you have a bottle of Barbicana?
Cashier: No. We only have Guiness.
Golfer: How about Halo ODST For my Xbox 360?
Cashier: Nope. All we had is a Michael Jackson Album.
Golfer: What about a BBQ beef Panini?
Cashier: Not really, but all we serve is Sirloin Steak.
Golfer: I’ll call my mom about what happened to me right now.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:13:58 +0000

“Do you have Whole grain Pastry?”
“Maybe not, but we have Ice Cream Cakes.”
“How about Barbicana?”
“No. We only serve Guiness.”
“Well… How about a Cheeseburger?”
“Nope. There’s only Sirloin steak, though.”
“OK. What about Halo ODST?”
“Not really, but we really do have 3OH!3.”
“ARRRRGH! Now I’m going to call HSBC and have your Mini-Mart Bankrupt!”

By: adam

adam — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:05:04 +0000

Where is that damn “needle drugs” button?

By: alice

alice — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:39:08 +0000

“Can’t I buy a banana?”
“No! Only apples.”
“Juice?”
“No – beer.”
“Okay I’ll get my mwommy and her ID card. Oh yeah, I want some corn and music too.”

By: justice

justice — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:28:35 +0000

maybe kids like to throw their own barbecues too?

By: JTS

JTS — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:04:06 +0000

“Ma’am, I’ll need an I.D., please.”
“.. Ummm .. my mommy has it!”

By: Ghost08

Ghost08 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:47:17 +0000

i left my id in the twuck