Can I still provoke?

posted on 9 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

You left out bedevil…

 

Photo courtesy of Gerard P Bannigan.

Found at Snake Park in Pune, India.

133 captions

  1. christen | 3:47 pm |

    they also forgot: piss off, bug, nag, crucify, plague, provoke, hassle, perturb, and push their buttons.

  2. JJ | 4:15 am |

    Woah, Nettle!?
    Relaxed sign to be aiming at real viscous mans.

  3. - | 9:24 am |

    I can stil:
    -eat it
    -burn it
    -disolve it
    -dissasemble it
    -blow it up
    -deflate it
    -shread it
    -stampede it

    as long as you dont upset it, you could doo al this!

  4. don | 9:28 am |

    perhaps i can kiss the animal, or mate with it?

  5. DrLex | 8:38 am |

    Badger badger badger badger …
    Mushroom, mushroom!

  6. Billy Bob | 7:02 pm |

    Picky animal. Can I cook it?

  7. pauloo | 9:57 am |

    Hey! Get away that cage! I telled you tourist ready, no tantalize aminal!

  8. Janice | 4:04 am |

    Please to leave the thesaurus alone too! I thanking you, grateful, pleased, obliged, appreciative, indebted, beholden, your servant sir. Animals feel same.

  9. Doff | 7:11 am |

    Is there anything we -can- do to the animal?

  10. barbasol | 2:35 pm |

    how do you “badger harry” an animal?

  11. Chickentacos | 11:04 pm |

    I wasn’t going to irk it anyway, sheesh…

  12. Brian | 9:23 am |

    It vexes me… I’m terribly vexed.

  13. Rawr | 3:19 am |

    Molesting the animal is bad.

  14. gASWr | 2:16 pm |

    Warning: Badgering the raccoons may lead to severe injury

  15. archmon | 6:32 pm |

    Hob-knockers!!!!!( touches animals)

  16. NIX | 5:42 am |

    *sigh* Fine, I guess I’ll go somewhere else to Badger Harry the animals, then.

  17. Mayumiko | 1:24 pm |

    ………………………….I’ll make sure not to harry the animals then….

  18. Gerson | 2:43 am |

    I really wanted to ruffle that badger 🙁

  19. Sho | 12:04 pm |

    How do you “worry” the Animal? What is the Animal is particularly sensitive or is sufferring from paranoia or depression? Would that be a legitimate defence that would stand up in Animal Court?

  20. CraigSA | 7:03 am |

    ok, i’ll just urinate or deficate on the damnd things instead.

  21. f | 9:35 am |

    yeah yeah im not doing anything listed on the sign, im just poking it with the sharp stick!

  22. pete | 10:41 am |

    but… will it blend?

  23. Mark | 4:41 pm |

    Do not badger the badgers.

  24. Gilvan | 8:20 am |

    They forgot to include: “Do not Sodomize”…

  25. noneofyourbusiness | 2:30 pm |

    dammit! they took the best ones! I’ve only got ‘displease’ left now!

  26. sparky | 4:40 am |

    Sign posted at all U.S DMVs.

  27. Aquophis | 3:57 pm |

    Damn, I really wanted to badger that badger…

  28. dalex | 5:20 am |

    means that i can:
    1. feed the animal
    2. kill the animal.
    3. cook the animal

  29. David O | 5:40 pm |

    How do you worry an animal? Must be those existentialists who inform the animals of their spacio-temporal finitude and cause animal angst.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:53 pm |

    Can I Mary them?

  31. Myself | 2:43 pm |

    It doesn’t say anything about murdering it!

  32. Myself | 2:43 pm |

    That animal filed a persecution report with the United Nations!

  33. Myself | 2:44 pm |

    Are you kidding? I can’t rag the animal? It must really not like ragtime music.

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