I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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  1. Angela | 9:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 141  Subtract rating 5  

    But we love you!

  2. Haley | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 98  Subtract rating 13  

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

  3. Regardez403 | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 288  Subtract rating 6  

    Deer resident
    I am come delivery you parcel most urgent.
    But being afraid for police catch me, and you are the hostility,
    I am of minded to go from here quick. If still wanted the parcel,
    you are need go fetching for yourself it at the parcel station.

    Most happy apology
    Man Service of Delivers.

  4. Ted | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 4  

    Maybe we should get back on our bikes and peddle our Mormon wares elsewhere….

  5. steve | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 56  Subtract rating 0  

    No chance of borrowing your lawn mower then ?

  6. Lili | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 69  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a buzzer for the gate just above the sign? God, that’s tempting.

  7. Will | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 1  

    Who is Mee? I better ring up and ask.

  8. ranchel | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 25  

    but uncle i is your nephew. i come with message! oh dear uncle i bring word of death. the death was of your mother. oh dear uncle i also wanted to borrow a lemon from your tree. oh dear uncle give me a sign on what to do! -” nephew, i hate citrus fruit. nephew i hate my mother nephew i hate evryone. now i chuck tree at your head” thank you uncle. i luv. ” reely ? i hate” ooo

  9. Trinity | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    I love you too, Grandpa!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 2  

    Hate thy neighbours as thyself.

  11. Meli | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Meh, at least he’s honest.

    …So, who’s up for a little trespassing?

  12. sycareus | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    well, now that we know how he feels, maybe we should send him those pictures of him in the shower?

  13. Ree | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 7  

    P.D. “BangoLow” is not the cousin of “JudeLow”, so you beeter bee out of heere beefore you call thee papparazzi, d’you listen to MEE? My bee barks. Thanks ffor your understanding.

  14. cm | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    P.S. most large dog sits on here and alerts my face of your being…. he will come on you and make you die.

  15. Stefan | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    One must wonder what goes on inside this “bangolow”.

  16. emodarthvader | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    i love u

  17. Christopher Arbizu | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t come a knockin when the bangolow’s a rockin.

  18. Taylor | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    anyone wanna play ding-dong ditch?

  19. keith | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    i understand o.k. and i hate you too :)

  20. Ian Leo | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The greatest proof of “Freedom of Expression”.

  21. Steve | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    So then why is there a doorbell?

  22. pat | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 2  

    Your police are not being able to catch me I are being a man of gingerbread made.

  23. Miles24 | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    I think this is where Dr. Seuss got his inspiration from.

  24. Lex | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Free puppies. Inquire within.

  25. ali | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    This guy needs to work for Hallmark. Their “thinking of you” cards would take on a decidedly different meaning. “I’m thinking of you…with a spear through your fat head!”

  26. Lizi | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    well… at least we know that michael jackson isn’t living there….

  27. Pokejedservo | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Somebody needs a hug! :)

  28. James | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Except on Party Business.

  29. Pete | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the sensitivity/anger management courses are paying off at last!

  30. Jane | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well then, he better not come out of his house…

  31. craplo | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Have A Nice Day….now go away

  32. Miss Echo | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ya’ll don’t come back now…. ever.

  33. cas | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

  34. Ric Mauger | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    When “No hawkers, please” just dosen’t cut it..

  35. patcap365 | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    trick-or-treaters beware, this guy ain’t playin’!

  36. RP | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    FTW! I need that sign infront of my house.

  37. kevin | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: “You #%$%^ kids get off my lawn!”

  38. Rayquaza | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    One too many visits from the Jehovah Witnesses…

  39. Robert | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If this Bangalow’s a-rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

  40. dropkickmurphy | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    watch out, the doorbell has a 1000volt charge!

  41. Shadowdancer21b | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, even you Junichi!

  42. Brandon | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He really went to a lot of trouble. Most other people would just have put up a sign that said “F**k off!”

  43. Wes | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    later that day his heart grew 3 times the size it was.

  44. Redrik | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Avon calling !

  45. Ali-kins | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sam the Eagle lives in Malaysia?

  46. majipa | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Amen…A.M.E.N

    Was just wondering…did Mr. have one laxative too many

  47. Max | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    You might as well not have a door at all. In fact, you shouldn’t even live in a human community!

  48. meowish | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought you were my best friend…..until I visited your house.

  49. All your bases are belong to us. | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A message to you:

    Open the door to the world. Believe that no one is going to hate you. Give a try to pop out a bit of your small house, and you will be happy.

  50. Kenji | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    the radical solution to children finding lost soccer balls…

  51. fernanda Galindo | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    gotta love this much, yes?!

  52. Jook Man | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, fook yew too, ya meen old bastage!

  53. Ethan | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sniff, Sniff, Sobb.

  54. cass | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s my mothers house

  55. Maggio | 6:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    This is just the sign on the gate. Imagining what is posted on the door…

    “If you comings inn this closest presence, I hate all of you ever more with hits on head with wood. Snakes of bad will fall on you with unpleasant moods. I jump on you and make bad noise. Go away to other place. I hate you twice now.

  56. Kitty | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Trick or Trea………..Oh hello officer.

  57. Lex | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Every Halloween we get calls from parents.

  58. Tyler | 9:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “All your base are belong to us!!!”

  59. kris | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone needs a time-out!

  60. nezu | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No yuu listen to mee, I call police too catch yuu!! LOL

  61. Gigi | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    :D… I still think you need a hug, neighbor! He…-Hey, watcha doin there, with that bat, friend? wh-why you be getting so close? hey, wait- NO, NO!- AAAGGHHH- *drop*

  62. Emma H | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Always a warm welcome in Malaysia…

  63. Laura | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …and this sign was voted Most Paranoid!

  64. Anonymous | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We see you notice you know you don’t say we go away we no leave you can’t do nothing!!!! D:

  65. xD | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    couldn’t he just write: don’t disturb- private property?

  66. Sapurki Sarilanki | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    this mine howse, i hate you any

  67. Comer | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sew mom, Charwies chakolat Factowie is no wonger habing visitors?

  68. Wong Bal | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So THIS is where Sean Penn’s been hiding out…

  69. jayjay | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    uh, dad……?

  70. Em | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But Ringo!!!!!!

  71. Jen | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this how they say “Mi casa es su casa” in Malay?

  72. Fandango | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Putting up signs is like arguing on the internet.
    Even if you win, you still can’t spell.

  73. Ell | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe i should move out of that neighborhood.

  74. Mona Lisa | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    laugh all you want, you know you feel the same way sometimes! LOL

  75. pochi | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I push the button please (>_<)

  76. w_o_w (=o) | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ok….I was going to say that you just won the ten million dollar lotto, but I suppose I’m going to give it to the hobo next door….

  77. Tick Tock | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha, bangolow, I want me one of them.

  78. JustKay | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheeze nips? Please want some scout cookies?
    owner: i wate you u mosterstand naaawn ooway
    p.s: yuuuu moom pantiiiies no geeet baack

  79. Ray | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Hi, this is Ray from Malaysia and I have the story behind this image.

    http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/769188

    The woman who lives there is insane… she went crazy after her son’s death:

    “she went cuckoo after her son died in a bus accident
    the bus driver slept or something like that and hit the divider. her son flew out from the bus and died on the spot.”

  80. Ray | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t condone blaming the rest of the world for your own personal tragedies but I am in awe of people who take misanthropy as far as this lady takes it.

    Apparently she has the reputation for being kooky in her neighborhood.

  81. NonanoN | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Joe’s custom made signs. Yes ma’am, how can I help you?”

  82. Chocorobokun | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i hate u too!!!,LOL

  83. bule | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    pls be careful. do you have hand grenade ? lol

  84. zeidk | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I speak london very much

  85. mike rhodes | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    hey guys, remember that prank we played on the pope?

  86. Fred | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The man who never chilled…

  87. Stephan | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I haven’t even talked with the Mee!

  88. abq | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    mind if i came in??

  89. Guðjón Snæland | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I´d listen to Mee if I could find her

  90. psychotique | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    oh no.as malaysian, i feel horrible….

  91. Barny Steig | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those Jehovah’s Witnesses seem to upset everybody.

  92. Doh | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t forget to take a flower on the way back to where you came!

  93. Doh | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But remember, I love you!

  94. Ann Burt | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have social phobias, too. I feel your pain.

  95. waseem | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Boys have given so funny coments raja omar must come to this site and read the remarks of naughty guys.

  96. Nuclear Chauffeur | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Simon Cowell have a Malaysian counterpart?

  97. Christopher Arbizu | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: Get off my lawn you kids!

  98. Bea | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “I hate all of you.”

  99. sybil wee | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i having reason this my bungalow
    u clear off !

  100. Chuck-O The Mongorian Chinaman | 12:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution use while throw egging.

  101. Rebecca | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be happy, Mr. Angry Man, for we hate you too.

  102. Spoof | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    O… there’s a button above it… wonder what it does…

  103. Gildra | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where sign I get my Bangolow house? Is you make one for mee? I pay money for good Bangolow house signage! Keep people I hate away!

  104. Jo | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Signed, Garfield.

  105. Belbe | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like to buy some cookies?

  106. Pal | 9:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does she have orange carpet for her lawn? Maybe she doesn’t want to have to vacuum her lawn.

  107. Tsu | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *rings bell* I never was good at listening.

  108. Noor | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Gee, I didn’t know that Medusa and Ebeneezer Scrooge are Asians … still alive and kicking …. in Malaysia.

  109. lyee | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Heey… Mojo Jojo’s get away from Townsville!

  110. Louise | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe skip this one on Halloween?

  111. Ella | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat this sign! Or you kids get off of my lane!

  112. Nick Wells | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HOW DARE COME YOU NEAR PROPERTY

  113. kb | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All of me?

  114. Jamie Brannon | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Push Button, then a trap door under your feet opens, and you are dropped into a chamber with snakes, spiders, and your mother-in-law.

  115. Alan | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the abode of all the reclusive bankers who have just ran of with everyone’s money?
    (Remember to pronounce the B in bankers with a W like the foreign people would).

  116. lanna | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to get out! Under-is-stand. Thaank you Mee! :-)

  117. mami_noodlesoups | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    dear mader,

    I come for you grocery… when dad coming to house? is he going to go to dark chamber too? taynk gudness ip he has a chokolats and a flowers I will eat dem for you!I hate you mader!!!
    thank you for opportunity to hating you!
    ps:dad pooping on t-shirt of mine… he smell like beer!
    pram:
    daugter

  118. maryam a.k.a maya | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    what a shame for a malaysian…i’m a malaysian..i want to knock this guys do0r and tell him i hate him to0!! i want to show this to the PM!!
    lol
    as a malaysiann..i feel teribble..
    kerana setitik nila…sebaldi susu hancur!! <<a malaysian idiom..

  119. nightvisiongoggles | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Malaysia there, find Bangolow
    Then throw locks onto gate!

    I love Angry Engrish!

  120. Boris@Rocketboxer.com | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We Always Loved You!

  121. Jacob | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch! Would you be nice for a Klondike bar?:-)

  122. Justice | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure the backdoor of this Bangalow has got to be easier to penetrate.

  123. Jennifer | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So you HAVEN’T heard the word of our Lord then, would you care for a copy of the Watchtower..?

  124. J Gautama | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you wondered what did the man who made the plate was thinking when delivering it?

  125. egg-grenade | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t recall the grinch living in malaysia…..

  126. Crickette | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Knock! Knock! May I borrow a cup of sugar?

  127. Monshoki | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Mee is the one who do the dirty things for the owner, coz everybody is forced to listen to her… She is a female Rambo, equipped with a Bangolow torpedoes… ^^

  128. Alexandrea | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I did not know that noodles could talk.

  129. Blu | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t the Grinch’s house- This sign was put up by Scrooge!

  130. Gonzo BobH | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I lived near this guy — off of Jalan RUE (okay, actually Jln Ru).

    But seriously, in the US you get those guys that offer to pave your driveway, but if you pay them first — they split before the work is done.

    Well, the ancestors of those people are living in Malaysia. Probably my favorite were the guys that showed up unexpected to clean my septic tank. Have you ever looked inside a septic tank?!? No, me neither. So when someone shows up and says your tank is too full and looks like crap, well you are easily – and literally – convinced.

    The only reason they left was when I insisted that before they start they agree to just bill my company — because I wasn’t paying for jack.

    Remind me to tell you the story of the exterminator and the plumber. Honest.

  131. terrierx | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It gathers with all no and has a party, the time of the snack is unhappy.

  132. Grace | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t it ironic that he has placed a doorbell right above the sign? That seems pretty hypocritical to me.

  133. TJ | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, there’s a black van right outside the house…

  134. Ella | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please pe stick on said docter the

  135. NanXin | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    no sugar then??

  136. hangooknyun | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i lmao when i read this. it was like a little song since he wrote, mee lol

  137. Dong | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like to tape a sign over his:
    “Ring buzzer today for free money.”

  138. D2000 | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a sec– is that my mother-in-law I see in there??

  139. Jimson | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …..AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!

  140. Ruben Agudera | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Me go clinic walking afternoon backside building 3 so i do not sleepy and working drawing good. after i eat squash seeds, good taste like watermelon seeds. Frederic same same obama friends =D

  141. Ghost08 | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this street lamp must have pms or something

  142. DeanAckles | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The funniest thing about this photo has to be the irony.

    I want to take down the sign, bring my friend there and offer him $40 to press the doorbell…

    Let’s see what crazy martial arts move(s) the resident(s) have.

  143. elaine | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey,MR Mee.dun worry,my bangolow is bigger than ur’s…i luv u i luv u i luv u

  144. cuocthiseo | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very funny doorbell, I’ll make one for my dog house now:D

  145. Amy | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But wee lovee youu!

  146. abhishek kumar trivedi | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i want to meet you please come asap we are waiting to hug u on this valentine please come soon

  147. Kees | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Â¥1000 for the guy that dares to ring the doorbell and say “Oh crap, forgot to run away” 😀

  148. Ta Kung | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I also hate all of you. Let’s ring doorbell just for funny time!

  149. Laura | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose I should’nt be expecting a Christmas card then?

  150. BSting | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Man!!! and it’s permanently bolted onto the gate 2!!!
    hmmmmmm………Hey anyone know the president’s cell? i think we found bin laden

  151. Ayabie fan | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mom is bad in the sign of go away sorry she is to scared make you

  152. zaihas | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    darn. to think that we malaysians are being taught english since we were born. where was this fellow born in, by the way?

  153. His next door neighbor | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what happened to “Love thy neighbor as you love yourself”

  154. Ayabie fan | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently the eastern hemisphere has been here…

  155. chriswell | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ding Dong…
    F@%k you too buddy.

  156. Ama-rata | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t this make you feel so loved?

  157. cate | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I noticed his mailing address on the sign. I’m so tempted to write herro.

  158. john | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hey…!!!! that’s my house … . who take this picture??? i’ll call the interpol and have you arrested.

  159. Kya | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebodies PMSing..

  160. Kya | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, now we know not to bother knocking on his door if his house is on fire…

  161. Matt Stinnett | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Another sign on the house says “Beware of Emo.”

  162. Luna | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I need that sign for my room….

  163. Obet1979 | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not recently sex? maybe lack of fibre in your diet?

  164. Baller Important | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont disturb MEE
    MEE is busy in BANGolow

  165. ImmaCharginMalaysia | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You haven’t seen the inhuman persistence of Malaysian salesman, guys! This guy is apparently hiding behind his door, polishing his machete.

    “hello sir good afternoon would you like to buy a new massage belt-”
    “DOO NOW DISTUP MEE YOU BLADIBASKET! NAU YU DAAAI!” *swings machete*
    “We have a 30-day money back guaranteeAAAACKCKAQQQGHHH!”

  166. Sioraf | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I hate all of you.”
    All of me? You haven’t seen all of me yet.

  167. Will | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I did your mom a favor by making you

    a sandwich

  168. paloiu222 | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘All of you listen to Mee’

    Listen to noodles?? =S
    Interesting……

  169. Kyryll | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What say you so?

  170. GP | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently it’s ok to visit this house, just stay away from the Bangalow one. Bangalow is in northern NSW, Australia.

  171. aringn | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    horn ok please

  172. Theme | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    hahahahaha. Malaysian! hahaha. I’m a Malaysian and this is icing on the cake. I can tell you guys for sure that this is a Malaysian Chinese.

    You all don disturb me ah! hahahah

  173. Mint | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Very scary sign.
    Keep Away before police can “Catch” you.

  174. Anthony | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen to all, to me
    Here out of my way,
    I caught the police will be called
    Not, in my bungalow!
    House is aware, allow
    I hate you.

    ~~

    That is what I got when I typed in the sign into Google Translate, turned it into Japanese, and then translated it from Japanese.

    *facepalm* – DOUBLE ENGRISH!

  175. Xweetara | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Glinch…

  176. Ray | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Hi, this is Ray from Malaysia and I have the story behind this image.
    http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/769188
    The woman who lives there is insane… she went crazy after her son’s death:
    “she went cuckoo after her son died in a bus accident
    the bus driver slept or something like that and hit the divider. her son flew out from the bus and died on the spot.”

  177. Lollerskate | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t hear you if you don’t come out!…

  178. One Eater | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Im not predujice, I hate everyone equally !!!

  179. alice | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    omg xD
    i love this dude

  180. BPU | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    lol, bangolow

    GRINCH GONE WILD!

  181. Vehement | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the 16yrs old wondered why her guy friends always disappear on the night of their date.

  182. Spam | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No go away or I will taunt you another time

  183. Lil_Torres | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Roger, I’ll listen to you

  184. me | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    lol whoever said “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries” has seen Monty python and the Holy Grail

  185. me | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this house for sale? if not ill take the sign by itself. But i wuv you,

  186. malaysian | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hahaha!
    it’s from malaysia ??
    i’m a malaysian XD

    well , there’s some people in Malaysia who’s not good in English.
    but there’s who is good.

    so , please don’t underestimate us.

    p/s: sorry if i have errors in my english TT^TT

  187. amy | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i always laugh when i read the “all of you listen to mee”
    its like hes singing~ lol

  188. Marc | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Patrick, I think Squidward has lost it

  189. Lora | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! How did MY house end up on this site???;)

  190. Lora | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All those warnings just make you wanna disturb him even more! 😉

  191. ZER(o) | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d say this guy needs to get laid, but with a sign like that, I’m afraid he’s caught in a vicious cycle.

  192. VulpineNinja | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m a Malaysian but this is lol.
    there’s a lot of engrish here but it doesn’t match Japanese’s XD

  193. MANGLISH | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Malaysian “English” is quite apropiately called MANGLISH

  194. The Grinch Reincarnated | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait…so you HAVEN’T seen my basketball???

  195. Hugh | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar for my cake

  196. Michelle Ng | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Sigh… I’m a Malaysian… What a shame…

  197. Donny | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All your police are, belong to us.

  198. Lora | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Grinch lives on Mount Crumpet just north of Whoville. Maybe this is his summer home. :-)

  199. Mandy | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have thrown those eggs…..

  200. Celeste | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But you’ve won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes? Please come answer your door to claim the prize!

  201. hudatdere | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i get the feeling you wouldn’t make for good comapny either way…

  202. Source707 | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well what do you expect if you have “Hit me baby one more time” as your doorbell ring?

  203. Enzo03 | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re a mean one…
    Mr. Grinch…

  204. Ricky | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Ten Commands by Engrish

    2 I am overlording your god , who bought out of the land of Egypt your, out of the bondage spa;

    3 Do not kiss make nice on other gods in frond me.

    4 You not thinking to idolate yourself, by heavenly flight anything, that with the subway underground, or that is hydration the earth.

    5 You shall not kowtow shanghai or worship them; for I Big Honcho am bratty god, kidding punishment for the unequity of parents, to the tressy and cuarty generation of throwaway garbage,

    6 but admiring continuously thousand descendents of rock admire me and properly follow.

    7 Do not poorly abuse name of Big Honcho your god, forBig Honcho will bump off anyone poorly abused my name.

    8 Remember the restroom day and keep it holey.

    9 For six days must you go the hog hug and do slave work.

    10 But seven days is the restroom day to your goddes Big Honcho; you must not slave work—you, your springoff, your working slave, your animate slave, or the extra telestial foreign devil in your towns.

    11 Six daily Big Honcho banged together sky, worold, and earth, the brine bath, the atlofear, and all the dirt anf glub in them, but was in the restroom seventh day; therefore Big Honcho goodly honored the restroom day and concreted it.

    12 Your father and your mother gracious you, so that your days may be migty and tedious in the land that the Big Honcho your god is putting into you.

    13 Not to slash to death.

    14 Not to sexualize unmarried comfort.

    15 Not to take away foreign stuff.

    16 Not to bore a liar against your neighbor.

    17 Not to desire my neighbor’s house; not to sexualize your neighbor’s wife, or slave work manned woman, or asx, or burrough, or any old crud that belonging on our neighbor.

  205. Mark | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Who needs guns when you have this?

  206. BeEtLjOoZ | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noo need mee dog, you being wary of residential living person who bites.

  207. @£%! | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Malaysians ain’t always open

  208. drumming_panda | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if I can get one of those kind of “do not disturb” signs for my hotel room

  209. Jardenon | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This individual is an idiot. It obvious does not have an English grasping in appropriate.

  210. ryuencrash | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s so angry that he couldn’t even spell right.

  211. Pete | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Malaysian for “Tresspass at your own risk”?

  212. Acel | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dude. The point is not whether the owner was malaysian or if he/she spoke good english but the fact that he added the “I hate you all” at the end thats so hilarious…

  213. Nicole | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Currently posted outside of Tiger Woods residence.

  214. AhTheMalays | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah! The Malaysian English! Tsk tsk..
    “Aunty why you so angry already mah? I not do also anything already! You aunty mah angry and telling don’t come here ah? Why lor? Seriously cannot come to your house ah? Can lah!”
    Haha…You guys come talk to a Malay Chinese guy and he’ll crack you up in an instance!

  215. sylvia | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    some of the boys in my class hate me so i hate them too! they are annoying and stupid so i ignore them.

  216. DodgyRoger | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PS. Door bell above ring in police

  217. Yolande | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe he’s just had a baby??? and maybe he’s trying to get it to sleep???

  218. Ack Acks Pup Ron | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What you are doing here?

  219. littlemramerica | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where can purchase make sign? hospitality for house SUPER RAINBOW LUCKY!!

  220. HyperBowl | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I is BFG, Big F**king Geriatric, you get off my lawn or I beat you with cane. Mee hate you

  221. chieromancer | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t beat around the bush. Tell us how you really feel.

  222. virginia | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    be afraid.. be very afraid..

  223. Bullyaiou | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh……ok then…..I’m too probably assuming that wishing you’re not to inside my bottom tongue kiss?

  224. Aetheus | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Its a bit funny to see this in a site for “Engrish”, since I came here expecting to laugh my asses off at Japanese folks brutally screwing with the english language. This image is a big slap in the face for me because I forgot (if only briefly) how bad my fellow countrymen are at english sometimes. Almost everybody (myself included) speaks that way (actually writing/texting is slightly rarer). Hell, we even coined a term for it: Manglish (or Singlish, if you’re in Singapore).

  225. iM CRAZY!! | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    iM THE KiNG OF JELLY BEANS

  226. - | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but you dont even know me!

  227. Silver Acacia | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    man…i luv this sign
    i gotta use it when i can! so cool

  228. Lala | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t hate me larr…i love u so much…

  229. Jhow | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Google-translating the sign to Malay, then back to English makes it a little less engrish…

    I listen to you, do not bother here, I’ll call the police to arrest you, do not come to my house bangalow, understand, ok, I hate you all

  230. Mimi | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That my housse!

  231. hiney-hole | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want all of you to know the funny thing is those round double circles are a traditional Chinese symbol for “double happiness” – “happy happy”

  232. Steven | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Squidward’s Japanese cousin lives here.

  233. Jezz | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww,your wife is in a bad state now:(

  234. Jazzy Jeff | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mebbe we can go to Coco’s and get some meet curry to see if relax time can be your future of wishing.

  235. gonovox | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP!! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE MEE. I WILL DISTURB YOU IF YOU WILL NOT OPEN THIS GATE.

  236. Mat | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow I’d like one of those signs

  237. Jack E. | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sweetie, it’s your mother.”

  238. Keri | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t want in your bangalow, anyway. :(

  239. Dermot | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know where you live you bastard!

  240. summer11 | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what kind of place is there?

  241. Kat Harris | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hid under your porch because I love you.

  242. lala | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why you hate me?
    I no disturb here ! what you say? O.K?
    I sad now :'(

  243. Dan | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh my…… *runs off crying*

  244. talis kiesling | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    he’s so lovable

  245. malaysiadude | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    one of the reasons why malaysia rocks.

  246. loserbeep | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuu don’t even know mee!! How can yuu hate mee?? Mai feelings are hert!

  247. intern | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I really, really want to play knock door run there…

  248. Sophie | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i think he wants us to go inside…….

  249. ellen | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i think we should egg his house…

  250. DrinkyThinky | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But, hey, I have a check with your name. Let me in.

  251. TheEndisnear | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If a jehova witness came 2 my house I would pretend 2 be getting some thing andthen when open the door again I’ll have a full on rager and jack it in front of them.

    Those and scientologists

  252. KBurchfiel | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I understand this is one of the most popular Engrish.com pictures ever, but I’ve never liked it. The guy’s just being a jerk, and the humor comes more from that than from any misuse of English.
    But hey, I’m just one voter.

  253. Animaluver | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice seeing you, too.

  254. dreeikestrell | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    even i have communicating problem
    but i not a psycho who goes around
    writing some shit in front of my house-.-
    get a life man!
    its not like you are some famous movie
    star from hollywood or something…
    what a psychopath…

  255. Jesse | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a native Chinese ,while I seldom make such mistakes,but it’s interesting to see these sentences, some of them are still classical in terms of C-E transaltion.

  256. zorthargthedestroyer | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s the Glinch who store Chlistmas. You’le mean one, Mistel Glinch….

    Actually he reminds me more of Eric Cartman since it’s a combination between “Screw you guys, I’m going home” and “I hate you all”.

  257. freep | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would put this up myself if I had the whole world looking into my backyard…

  258. MaybeMyNameIsKat | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well im sorry Mr. Grinch but u reming me of my dead furball- hates the world it comes from… Emphasis on IT

  259. MaybeMyNameIsKat | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone got a crowbar?

  260. MaybeMyNameIsKat | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    soooooooooo who’s up for trespassing?

  261. Becky | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well im comin in anyway! lol

  262. Gerson | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Correct translation: I AM SO LONELY, NOBODY VISITS ME AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY :(

    Oh boy did you really miss your point there miss or mr lonely.

  263. 101mahina | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All I read was: All of you listen to me, I will call you to my bangolow house, understand?
    So that’s why I’m here 😀

  264. emr_nyc | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    gotcha , lets try another one
    – luck

  265. Mrin | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL!! thats one saddest guy on earth!!! he needs some love!!!! :)

  266. jorge | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    SIGN COMPANY SALES REP: Is there anything else you’d like to add?

    CUSTOMER: yis! won mo ding! I Hate You

  267. Tony | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hahaha.. that indeed is the most hilarious!

  268. Luis Peres | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I´m going to post this one on my door !

  269. Elena | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn you kids, get off my lawn!

  270. Sophia | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    wow, does anyone have the suspicion that this person is obviously creating a meth lab or grow op???

  271. Mudkip Starflower | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought he only came to steal Christmas!

  272. Osama bin L. | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He stole my sign. I hate him. — Osama

  273. SoSolly | 7:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Slowly shuffles away, dejectedly, head hung low and sobbing uncontrollably.*

  274. OMG! | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder if dilivery man hate resident too…

  275. zmud | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you guys get it? We’ve finally found Elvis…and he ISN’T leaving the building.

  276. ♡♥♡i hate u 2♡♥♡ | 9:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    listen to YOO? i dont want to listen to YOO! but ill read. dont disturb there? ok. i dont disturb there cuz then police catch me u YOO will call. and i aware not come to ur B-A-N-G-A-L-O-W. nice to know where YOO livez too. i live in a bungalow YOO live in a bangalow. you hate me? do YOO? huh? i hate YOO too mr.grinchy! (^_^) with lots of (T_T) and ♥♡♥

  277. Biff the Understudy | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Bangolow House employees all wondered why they never had any customers after they installed the new sign…

  278. Robotnik | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why can’t everyone be more like this guy?

  279. obet | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    only in Malaysia

  280. juststoppinby | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG I was laughing so hard as I was reading the sign. Dude I can almost hear the guy/woman talking in that voice LOL

  281. tadchem | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why there hasn’t been a trash pick-up in months.

  282. Janet | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to see you too!

  283. maurice | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Police couldn’t care less. Solly.

  284. solstice_sg | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    This is not Engrish or broken English. It is a deliberate attempt to humor. I live in Singapore and our Malaysians neighbor do speak and write good English. As someone living in this region I see it as meant to be a light-hearted notice.

  285. Doodaddy | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I hate all of you…but there’s a sadness to my hatred….

  286. Aisha | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, a simple ‘beware of dog’ sign would have been enough, smh. Lol

  287. CRAPGUY | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You serious about “I will call the police to catch you”?P.S.I want to know your house address.

  288. Miceal M. | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crassic…

  289. Crystal | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww, now that Ray’s posted the story behind this, I actually feel rather sad for the old lady. D:

    It’s not funny anymore.

  290. Salt | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    we love you too!

  291. Sarah | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They could’ve put up a “NO SOLICITING” sign and been done with it..

  292. luo xiao min | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the house when it’s on fire, the neighbors would turn off the water host and watch!

  293. Crintu Eastowoodu | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is meaning of you all the witness jehovahs.

  294. katsia | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I know that feeling!

  295. doomeduniverse | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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