Not bad once you get over the brown spots…

posted on 17 Jul 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

Treat yourself to a fine piece of ass tonight…

 

Photo courtesy of Matthew Lewis.

Found at restaurant in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Joe | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey sweetie! Come here, have a bite of this fine, fine ass!

  2. Ghost08 | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you enjoyed doggy style then you will love Xiang Style right in your dry and fried ass meat.

  3. emodarthvader | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    xiang means sweet in chinese.

  4. Carl | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    comes with a free chocolate starfish

  5. nick | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He Haw that Cracks me up

  6. MidoriSkyJT | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take an order of that sweet ass.

  7. Mike | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh…my Ass.. my Ass!!!

  8. patcap365 | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, check out how juicy that sweet piece of ass is!

  9. coffeebot | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ew, I wouldn’t eat it ‘cuz it was too close to someone’s genitalia… /irony

  10. steakman | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting a piece of ass is like pizza… when it’s good its good and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

  11. Jook Man | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just glad it’s dry.

  12. unicode | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, ass does also mean donkey in English

  13. SergeantJack | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my ass well done.

  14. Easily Amused | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know they ate donkeys in China.

  15. Anonymous | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one yummy, hot piece of ass.

  16. not engrish | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it actully makes sense because somtimes donkeys r sometimes called asses

  17. estrelika | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sweet ass, yummy yummy

  18. Belbe | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please take a seat on this grill and wait while your meal is being cooked.

  19. ed | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is donkey meat. Xiang means Hunan style (spicy).
    So it’s some hot ass!

  20. Arifufu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have one set of ass please :D

  21. -w- | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shrek I thought you were vegetarian.

  22. ArchdukeLancet | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    >emodarthvader
    This “xiang” is of another character rather than that of “fragrant, sweet”.
    Its a abbr./another name for “Hunan” provinc in China

  23. Kiki | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    insane style?

  24. Scott Lefebvre | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cannibal cuisine.
    If only Albert Fish were still with us.
    Not that this would help him.
    He preferred his ass fresh, not dried.

  25. ChandaDiane | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG, you guys are killing me.

  26. Haww | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hee haw, tastes sweet butt funky!

  27. Rawr | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wry are yew chewing on maah ass.
    Oooo. Can i has some of your ass? :D

  28. asad277 | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smokin hot ass with juicy gravy coming up

  29. ShadowClone | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Chinese for “RUMP ROAST”???

  30. Lora | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What really happened to poor Donkey after the Shrek Movies…

  31. Lora | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, I wonder if they really mean “donkey” meat? Ew. :)

  32. Timmy | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they don’t pack fudge in that.

  33. bridget | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Xiang means sweet? I can’t resist sweet sauce on my ass! More please!

  34. Dave | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the butt of every joke….no need to be so assinine about it.

  35. Anna | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May not make sense to Americans, but it means donkey meat in the UK!

  36. Bob | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who can read the Chinese: were they going for “donkey meat” or “rump roast” here, or is it just a random “we have no clue what we’re doing” kind of mistake?

  37. OrEns | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wanted to try the Xiang style! But not fried…

  38. OrEns | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Xiang styled ass*

  39. Harry | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Er… sorrie to spoil the fun, but I read chinese and it really means ass meat, i.e. donkey. So does it mean that it is not Engrish technically?

  40. Raymund Victor | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose this gives new meaning to the term “Junk in the Trunk”

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