Be careful what you pick up…
posted on 21 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries
No really honey, I picked it up at the store…
Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees.
Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.
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…but the recipe calls for gonorrhea
and you thought the toilet seat was risky
I just picked up a fresh case!
Excuse me, but where can I find the genital warts?
And only 95 cents! At the brothel they wanted a hundred bucks….
always wear protection, i mean always.
Freshly picked!
Just like grandma used to make!
Well at least they are fresh….
“Honey, I’ll pick up a bushel of the Fresh Herpes—you go get the bottle of ‘DISINFECTED’.” (See previous Engrish photo!)
…and you know that fresh is best!!!
you can get the clap in asile 6. it’s next to the bread.
You’ll eat them so fast, you’ll have herpes all over your face!
I much prefer the sun-dried herpes-they prove to be more …gummy.
then you can get crabs at the seafood department
Cold sores in the dairy case
as opposed to freeze dried? i believe fresh is more fun
Zithromax- ISLE 4
Would you like some syphilis with those herpes?
For the virgin who just can’t get some.
For the guy who can’t get it the hard way…
Oh perfect! Now we can have salad AND a dessert.
hmm….no wonder it was so cheap……
Husband to wife, I passed those herpes you brought home to you sister
She asked if we could get anymore as the member of the PA at her daughters school had it too and wouls like to pass it on to there friends lmao.
Wow, that woman on the corner wanted TWICE that price for some month old herpes!
What is this world coming to where you can get an STD for practically pocket change? I tell you its so depressing…
Grown with love.
Reminds me of that joke-
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpes
“Mommy, what’s herpes? Can I have some?”
“No son, not till you’re older”…
Yeah, it isn’t exactly flying off the shelves….
What a ripoff, it was cheaper in vegas
canned herpes are on aisle 5
After that, I’m going to the seafood department for crabs!
you could substitute dried instead, but fresh is always better
c’mon! who would buy herpes?! 2bucks per bucket!!!
employee: sorry sir we won’t have any herpes for a while, it takes about 10 months to 10 years for them to show up.
customer: dangit! looks like I’ll have to do this the old fasioned way.
Dangit, they’re all sold out now!
Hey, it’s cheaper than the anti-lust spray
I wonder who grew it…
WHAT?? HERPES ON SALE FOR $.95??!?!?!?!
I’m Saudi and I live in Riyadh. I’ve never seen this supermarket before in my life. I’ve lived here for all my life. You sure this was Riyadh? Doesn’t look like it. It would be in Arabic if it was.
I suppose we could get them just to try. Man I hope I can return them if they aren’t good.
Oh goody!! Goes perfect with the salmonella steak I picked up at the butcher.
Why get it from your sister when i can get it so cheap here?
I didn’t know herpes came cheap! xD
…and don’t miss our special sale on vaginismus!
” Flare up on Isle 4, Flare up on Isle 4. ”
;o)
Ok, we’ve found the fresh herpes….all we need now is the dehydrated vaginal warts.
“Honey I had to get the herpes. The Spring Onion wasn’t on sale”
great for anybody who wants to get sick. just serve it for dinner and after 24 hours you’ll be having lesions showing up on yourself in no time!
Vegetables so infectious… your kids’ll be begging for more!
They should pair those herpes with a stand-up display of Abreva….
because fraish AIDS just won’t cut it
How much “Fresh Herpies” can i get for a dollar?
And I thought it was onions that made you cry
OR! … You could just lick the coins for free!
I just love the lumps they leave on your tounge and that wholesome itchy taste
just what i always wanted in my salad
Get your herpes! Fresh herpes! Only 0.95! Come on, sir, you look like you could use some herpes! Only ninety-five cents!
95 cents? You can get fresh herpes from that hooker on the corner for free.
Dude, herpes cost me much more than that. After dinner, movie, broken condom, followed by doctor’s appt then ointment . . . I’ve got hundreds invested in mine. And what worse, I can’t even use mine in a recipe.
I bet they’re not as fresh as the sign says!
But they were on discount!
If you want to grow your own fresh herpes year-round, the Chia Mini-countertop Herpes Gardens are back by the nursery.
Always a nice touch to add fresh herpes to your favorite home cooked meals for that extra special occasion.
careful of those saladly transmitted diseases
$0.95 a pound?!? I can get it free form a hooker!!
For your ex…
buy seed, make herpes garden!
for friend!
for joy!
for happy!
Darn these cheap Wal-mart veggies!
served with a side of chlamidiya
Want to skip school? Despise somebody? go shopping or send them! Low, very low, stinky and despicable diseases guaranteed ;D
Special of the day- Bird Flu!
at 95 cents per pound it’s a steal
I can hear the commercial jingle in my head; “Ho, ho, ho… Green Giant!”
Great! Now I can avoid a messy breakup with my girlfriend!
Then check out the crabs in the seafood department.
fresh and cheap yay i want buy plz
n0 sexual interc0urse necessary..
I’ll have herpes with a side of ebola
I remember when herpes was only $0.25 lbs.
pfft AIDs are 50 cents cheaper down the aisle
so that’s where it came from huh..
mmmmmm…The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 Herpes and Spitties.
Huray, herpes casserole tonight!
No, look at the color… not so fresh anymore… Let’s have the warts tonight.
Finally. I’m tired of being conned into buying stale herpes.
95c, the price of their hookers. It’s that or you have to pay the most to bone a spring onion
Oh, and while you’re there, pick up some crabs…
“Honey, I have some bad news. I went to the doctor today and found out I have month old herpes”
“Oh, why didn’t just go to the store? They have fresh herpes!”
Only 0.95$ that whore ripped me off!
If allergic, substitute with AIDS.
eat you’re herpes it will make you grow big and strong
only 0.95! and it’s fresh! what a bargain!!!
herpies:$0.95
flowers:$10
home cooked dinner:$20
telling your gf that she has herpes
…..priceless
lol @ the google ad for genital herpes. I wonder if they can compete with $0.95 Thats a bargain.
What’s the point of buying herpes from a store when you get it free on the street?
…. this will go well with the crab curry!!!
hair piece?
Hair pies? Don’t miss it! It’s the cheapest thing on the menu.
95 cents? same product, but cheaper for what you can get at a whore house
Wow they’re so cheap overseas! damn expensive domestic product!
If you have to catch herpes, at least make sure it’s fresh!
fleshly pricked!!
Bad Date
1 cup fresh herpes
8 oz. of chlamydia
2 3/4 lbs. of freshy grated gonorrhea
2 bottles of white zinfandel
mix together with a dose of regret… happy times.
We need to bring fresh herpes, some crabs, and salmon-ella to Senator Fuk’s erection party. They’ll love it.
can you tell me where I can find aids?
“excuse me, are the fresh herpes local or imported?”
“i’m not sure, let me ask the produce guy.”
“could you? i need to know because depending on where they’re from i can just get some at home from the girl i brought home last night…thanks.”
Oh, come on, honey, but I ordered chlamydia!
“Riyadh brand herpes; now grown without preservatives!”
The next best to the manga 銀と金
Great! Now I have the final ingredient for my Gonda-herpa-sypil-itus!