Can you feel the passion?

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   Bhakti | 5:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Okay, honey, I’ve disinfected my private parts…now let’s DO IT!

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   coffeebot | 6:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Love is: clean

3. 

   coffeebot | 6:35 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Orbit for your bits

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   coffeebot | 6:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   …but we’re just gonna get dirty again.

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   coffeebot | 6:49 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   uh, is this because I picked up herpes at the market?

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   Dangevin | 11:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Do not use if tamper-proof seal has lipstick on it.

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   Lex | 11:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Plastic quarantine tents? Oh god you’re so anal.

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   Nyna | 7:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   *passionate noises*……..”Wait….have you used the Disinfected?!”

9. 

   Ghost08 | 8:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Because nothing spoils the mood faster than germy parts!

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    Doll | 5:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    *turns it on the back*

    Or man on man. Which ever you prefer.

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    DisgruntledEmployee007 | 10:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Because love doesn’t always have to be gooey and sweaty.

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    MidoriSkyJT | 7:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I wonder what happens when they get dirty…

13. 

    lillylivers | 1:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    it helps cleanse you of those, one nighters!

14. 

    Ondy84 | 5:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Get those alcohol wipes the hell away from my fireman!

15. 

    Travis Kane | 12:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    OMG! Buy this product…..I can’t wait for Sanatize!!!

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    Miss Echo | 8:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    cleanliness is next to oh-my-god-liness

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    Jamie | 1:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Show her you really care: disinfect her today.

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    Diddims | 10:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    All right, I’ve boiled my shaft and you’ve sterilized your tunnel, now let’s do it!

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    Diddims | 10:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For the obsessive-compulsive lovers…

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    Erik | 10:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Mmmm… lemony…

21. 

    F | 5:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Monk would love this…..

22. 

    ashley | 6:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    great gift for your parents… gets rid of cobwebs better than the vaccum!!

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    Pal | 10:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I would call it disaffected..

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    Anthony | 11:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Where can my wife get a bag of that stuff?

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    versed | 2:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Limited Warranty!

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    Felix | 5:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Disinfected” – to bring out the germ-phobia in your lover…eeewww

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    Mindwave | 5:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    is that sorta like the morning after pill for STDs?

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    K | 4:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I know I’m Hot

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