For those special times alone

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1. 

   Bhakti | 5:51 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

   I can’t wait until my next sneeze…so sexy soft tissue waiting to embrace my eternal lust for blowing…my nose

2. 

   Mothra | 9:50 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

   It’s a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
   as you’ve never felt before.

3. 

   Ghost08 | 9:28 am |  Vote: 0   2  

   I’d like my allergies to travel to the tissue and i’d love it if my nose weren’t running so in a way it makes sense.

4. 

   coffeebot | 5:51 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   mmmmm… mmmmm… I forgot, why am I holding this tissue up to my face?

5. 

   Ree | 2:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Oh! My beloved white, soft, eternal tissue… WHO THE HECK IS “SNOW WHITE”? Fool another nose, not mine!

6. 

   okdoke | 2:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ariel, iz dat oo?

7. 

   lillylivers | 12:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   lies..they are all lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. 

   Ed Sherman | 9:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Happy Nose is pleasing to us !

9. 

   Sam | 11:46 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   “Oh John-!”
   “Oh Marcia-!”
   (the sounds of kissing and nose blowing, accompanied by heavy moans)

10. 

    Jamie | 12:42 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I dunno what yer talkin’ bout; I can blow without them. Just watch me…………………………oh God, give them back, GIVE THEM BACK!!

11. 

    THE LILLANATOR (lily) | 2:45 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Thats good, because the ones I got at the dollar store were actually travel lust story. I thought I’d never love again.

12. 

    THE LILLANATOR (lily) | 2:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Im not addicted!! I can quit anytime I want!!

13. 

    Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:38 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Instantaneous eternal? Sounds like the last minute of school or work…

14. 

    Matt | 4:26 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Gives “Blow Me” a whole new meaning!

15. 

    Brandon | 10:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    AKA Blow n’ Go

16. 

    Trumpet | 5:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sisterhood of the Traveling… Kleenex?

17. 

    F | 5:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I didn’t know if they were advertising tissues or incontinence underwear…

18. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nights in white satin, never reaching the end …

19. 

    lacy | 3:27 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    youll fall in love with your boogers

20. 

    Baller Important | 8:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tight Dependence
    Instantaneous Eternal
    Snow White World

    why will I ever leave

21. 

    Frank Broz | 6:48 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Snot never had it so good!

22. 

    drcmao | 3:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thank God, Imy last tissues instantaneous eternal was loose and independant.

23. 

    Joel | 2:19 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    It’s God’s tissues. Why does Asia have everything?

24. 

    not a pigion. at all. | 1:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    so soft they may very well give you a case of explosive amnesia!

25. 

    Jeff | 9:40 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Oh, it’s all soft and white in tissue world until your period comes…

26. 

    Baker | 8:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I appreciate your tight dependance, but I think it’s time we start sneezing other people…

27. 

    Chameleon | 7:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Fellas? No need to use your t-shirt to clean up afterwards anymore!

28. 

    Cj | 12:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The rest of the story is on the back…

29. 

    hihihi | 7:55 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    “marry me, tissue!!!!” *blows nose*

30. 

    Doc812 | 7:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    STARRING DAVID HASSELHOFF

31. 

    davidfreakingbowie | 7:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    directions- place so that the towls presence be known on the nose of guy is in authority and powe,r then the white blossom of goodns will make clean.

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