For those special times alone

posted on 6 Aug 2008 in Toiletries

Blow your nose already…

 

Photo courtesy of Steve Barringer

32 captions

  1. Bhakti | 5:51 pm |

    I can’t wait until my next sneeze…so sexy soft tissue waiting to embrace my eternal lust for blowing…my nose

  2. Mothra | 9:50 pm |

    It’s a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
    as you’ve never felt before.

  3. Ghost08 | 9:28 am |

    I’d like my allergies to travel to the tissue and i’d love it if my nose weren’t running so in a way it makes sense.

  4. coffeebot | 5:51 am |

    mmmmm… mmmmm… I forgot, why am I holding this tissue up to my face?

  5. Ree | 2:05 am |

    Oh! My beloved white, soft, eternal tissue… WHO THE HECK IS “SNOW WHITE”? Fool another nose, not mine!

  6. okdoke | 2:05 am |

    Ariel, iz dat oo?

  7. lillylivers | 12:56 pm |

    lies..they are all lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Ed Sherman | 9:40 am |

    Happy Nose is pleasing to us !

  9. Sam | 11:46 pm |

    “Oh John-!”
    “Oh Marcia-!”
    (the sounds of kissing and nose blowing, accompanied by heavy moans)

  10. Jamie | 12:42 am |

    I dunno what yer talkin’ bout; I can blow without them. Just watch me…………………………oh God, give them back, GIVE THEM BACK!!

  11. Thats good, because the ones I got at the dollar store were actually travel lust story. I thought I’d never love again.

  12. Im not addicted!! I can quit anytime I want!!

  13. Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:38 pm |

    Instantaneous eternal? Sounds like the last minute of school or work…

  14. Matt | 4:26 pm |

    Gives “Blow Me” a whole new meaning!

  15. Brandon | 10:18 pm |

    AKA Blow n’ Go

  16. Trumpet | 5:56 pm |

    Sisterhood of the Traveling… Kleenex?

  17. F | 5:12 pm |

    I didn’t know if they were advertising tissues or incontinence underwear…

  18. Nights in white satin, never reaching the end …

  19. lacy | 3:27 pm |

    youll fall in love with your boogers

  20. Baller Important | 8:06 am |

    Tight Dependence
    Instantaneous Eternal
    Snow White World

    why will I ever leave

  21. Frank Broz | 6:48 pm |

    Snot never had it so good!

  22. drcmao | 3:29 pm |

    Thank God, Imy last tissues instantaneous eternal was loose and independant.

  23. Joel | 2:19 am |

    It’s God’s tissues. Why does Asia have everything?

  24. not a pigion. at all. | 1:14 am |

    so soft they may very well give you a case of explosive amnesia!

  25. Jeff | 9:40 pm |

    Oh, it’s all soft and white in tissue world until your period comes…

  26. Baker | 8:39 am |

    I appreciate your tight dependance, but I think it’s time we start sneezing other people…

  27. Chameleon | 7:11 pm |

    Fellas? No need to use your t-shirt to clean up afterwards anymore! 😉

  28. Cj | 12:57 am |

    The rest of the story is on the back…

  29. hihihi | 7:55 pm |

    “marry me, tissue!!!!” *blows nose*

  30. Doc812 | 7:38 pm |

    STARRING DAVID HASSELHOFF

  31. davidfreakingbowie | 7:21 am |

    directions- place so that the towls presence be known on the nose of guy is in authority and powe,r then the white blossom of goodns will make clean.

  32. Sparky | 10:52 am |

    Keep this in your pocket for for emergency wipe ups!

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