If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…
posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish
Fight fire with fire!
Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.
Found in China.
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In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!
In case of rebel attack.
Fire in the hose!!
That’s a hand grenade for King Kong-but lucky for us he is illiterate.
Incase there’s no fire.
if happens well blow out for Red Adair only use
“One… two… FIVE!”
“Three, sir!”
“THREE!”
The Chinese have this thing about making bad situations worse.
Doesn’t always put out the fire but it sure eliminates incompetent firemen
Just add fire and stupidity.
Because extinguishing the fire just isn’t fun anymore…
In case of fire, don’t panic. It could be worse.
In china, we fight fire with fire…
well, at least we know that no-one’ll screw with the pin
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made in China.
“Hand Grenades, for when setting things alight is not as fun as what it used to be”
For the Joker in you…
Have you seen our line of hand-lotion, hand-luggage and hand-bags?
Um, about that package of, uh, fire extinguishers we sent you… You haven’t been using them, have you? … Oh dear.
as a soldier: don’t we already have enough heavy crap to carry?
Of course you should fight fire with fire, you should fight everything with fire.
Prank fire extinguishers have gone too far.
Monty Python would be proud.
If you can’t fight fires, make em.
I was wandering what’s with that recall on Chinese made fire extinguishers…
There is something strange going on here…
Hey this is WAY too big to fit in your hand! There is no way that can be a “Hand” Grenade!
Good thing I noticed what was wrong with this picture, huh?
firefighters at the ready one.. two.. three.. throw hit the deck!!!!!!
For when putting the fire is just too hard, just blowing the building out!
…and they call ACTUAL hand grenades pop rocks…
please… use it incase there’s no fire!!
ha! fire in hole!!
hand grenades, convientiently located naext to your mother in law’s room.
Hah! You send nuclear fuses to Taiwan? We send big surprise to you!
Ad for terrorists:
The hand grenade now comes with a new look and a new ..err… size!
I don’t even want to know what their fire extinguishers look like..
I don’t think my hand is big enough for that grenade
Also works as a head basher…
Specially made for worst-case scenarios.
Wonder what they posted on the Fire Hydrant: RPGs?
For those who are dyslexic and on fire…
Instructions:
1. Pull the Pin.
2. Aim the nozzle toward the fire.
3. Proceed to douse and eliminate flames using former self.
Great designing, pulls in more fire and kills you with the explosion. JUST GREAT.
you just can’t have too much fun dear…
Contained thing under much pressure, please restrain from the acts of horseplay in the location of all safety hand grenades. Yours safety is our biggest concerning action. Thank you
Shoot if in a shark’s mouth.
“I put the fires out”
“YOU MADE THEM WORSE!”
“worse? or better?”
Chuck was starting to think his novelty fire extinguishers were just one more bad idea–until the day he received a call from a member of Falun Gong.
Just Do It.
noone will notice.
I wonder what the fire alarm does? 😀
Crap. Wrong pin.
Hand grenade conveniently located to brake walls for emergency escape.
incase the emergency isnt a big enough emergency
5kg’s of exlposive will solve any problem
sorry u guys .. our terrorist friends don’t read chinese… we had to desguise our message
throw it to distract enemies with its foam.
If these are the grenades then where are…. OH CRAP!!
fire never loook so cool, ever !!!
It’s only funny until it’s really needed to be used.
“I’ll put out the fire with this-wait… OH SHI- BOOOOOM!!!’
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
fight fire with fire
The Grinch has these all over
Back in WWII, fire extinguishers were thrown around at all angles.
Heck, if you can’t beat the fire, join it.
Instructions for use:
1. Please wait until whole office caught fire completely.
2. Check your boss’s room wether burnt or need assistant.
3. Come back to “GRENADE”…
4. Plug in and switch on the “GRENADE”
5. Pull the button and fire the technology based GRENADE and feel the quick releif from tension with innovative product.
This is Yao Ming’s hand grenade. Imagine, the size of his hand gun in the next exhibit!!
Then get the remains with your AK-Firealarm!
Have you ever wondered what it would’ve been like in the war? pull pin to find out more!
this dangerous please cautioned !
this make blood damage now!
you cool guy be careful!
do the fire!
For anarchy on the go!
In case of terrorist attack break glass.
boom? did it explode yet?
shh, dont tell anyone!
If that’s a granade, then does the spirnkler system shower the flames with naplam?
Incase your boss is on fire
At least you can’t say you weren’t warned….
Fight fire with Firepower!
Rejected by 911? Not for long!
“5 is right out.”
they forgot the anti- part
Just pull out the pin and trough it over arm at the enemy. It’s the old PL7/X1 camouflaged hand grenade , “MI5 put them everywhere in the 1960s, handy in a tight spot you knowâ€
In case there’s no fire.
Dangevin | 2:52 pm |
In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!
–While carrying Hand Grenade!
In case that doesn’t work, the sprinklers will shoot napalm
I always wondered what was so exciting about a Chinese fire drill.
Alright! Time for a Chinese Fire Drill!
In case of suprise visit fromm someone you hate, hammer the grenade and run like hell!
reeeeealy blow the fire out…
thats why the japanese lost in WWII they weren’t strong enough to throw their hand grenades!
This is the latest version of Stielhandgranate… this baby can disable a tank, if thrown correctly…
our new fire extinguishers! Assesable to anyone who needs to get rid of their lieing cheating husband….also good for power outages, bon fires, roasting pigs, and well….good ol fashion fun
THE thing to use to brake walls! http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/or-you-could-use-the-door-on-the-right/
So where’s the pin?
POOP!
so….uuh……..if it makes a ticking noise we should probably leg it riight?
In Case Of Being Bored, pull pin, and scream FIRE!!!
In communist china, extinguisher puts out you!
Fight fire with fire!!!
Alton!! It CAN multi-task!
The multi-tasking version Alton Brown was looking for.
woah. that’s some good camouflage
Pull pin, please.
hehehe
In Soviet Russia,. fire fight YOU!
And then,throw the Motolv Coctail at it.
be sure to wear safety glasses…
China resorts to drastic measures while attempting to control overpopulation…
The mystery of the WTC now solved.
I feel sorry for the guy that got a case of hand grenades and the “fire extinguisher” sign
It’s for military use..
“Sir, the fire’s out. So are all our colleagues.”
Wanna see my fire extinguisher?
Finally, a way for the terrorised to fight back the terrorists in the event of a crazy lock down
Agree, too much this thing in our house may the cause of not only fire.
And they wonder why half their fire fighters went missing last week…
Fire in the hole…..pull pin……count to 3 n run like road runner cartoon…or like hell….never look back……
fragmentation grenade…………..
They always try to make fires fun in china, this is just a couple steps up from a chinese fire drill.
IT’S ARMAGEDDON!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! GO!!!
N2O just add nitrogen 😛
I think some of the engrish in the comments is even better then the pictures. Great site.
in the event of a fire beware flying red cannisters…..
Now with 50% more added fire!!
Invade China Now!
The perfect gift for the deranged ex-hero who has (lost) everything
Useful when burning the building for insurance.
why put out the fire when you can spread it!!
Explosion will eat fire!
It’s all fun and games until somebody has an office out.
In Communist China, FIRE EXTINGUISH YOU!
Somewhere in China, right now, a man being stormed by armed police is very bewildered as to why they initially bombarded his home with fire extinguishers…
3 shalt be the number of thine counting…
Is this actually gonna stop the fire, or just make it worse?
I wish they would have had these things when I was a kid!
INSTANT PAIN RELIEVER: Use only if on fire
And now we know why the Chinese firefighters aren’t out of business.
And now we know why the Chinese firefighters never go out of business.
first they invented fireworks…now they have invented the armageddon grenade!
In Soviet China, fire fights you!
How to use: Put on fire.
asians…we just lik the drama
if you can’t stop it, join it !
If there was a fire, would you be brave enough to pull that pin?
everywhere? good for self-defence…
The fire extingushure is so you can put the fire out after the granade goes off.
China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.
It’s too big for a hand grenade! I call it a two hand grenade! And if I wanted to blow a place up maybe I should use the more effective rapid-rocket-launcher right next to it.
It’s so the english tourists don’t go near it… even in a fire
If all else fails, hit them over the head with it
Quick! Get the hand grenade! The building is on fire!
Let’s fight fire with BIG explosion!
China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.
… meanwile on the front lines…
Yes, but this hand grenade is different. I’s a holy hand grenade.
“Consult the Book of Armaments.”
“Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty-one.”
I am more concerned with how they are labeling grenades.
The fire hoses were labeled “Missile Launcher” and the fire trucks were labeled “Tank of much destructions”.
So this is where the mythbusters get their explosives.
Nothing stops a fire like the room collapsing. 8D
anyone notice the socket outlet is upside down
The Holy S*** Two-Hand Grenade of Antioch
What you don’t see is this is in a high quality casino. Even trying to put out the fire is a gamble.
and this is why we have firemen all over the city……..well….. parts any way…
In cases of rebel attacks.
“Look, a hand grenade!”
“Get it and use it!”
“1, 2, 3, fire!! Huh? I did pull the pin…”
They have an emergency flame thrower in the bathroom
So is there a grenade in the other corner with a sign that says “fire extinguisher?”
1) Pull this pin
2) Counted the 3
3) You will no wronger see any fi-ya
I wonder what little treasure they put under the “Fire Ax” sign.
Interestingly enough, we never needed a “No Smoking” sign here.
Aim, point, and shoot!
“Hand Pomegranate Ball”
It has a pin and a lever, so it must be a hand grenade! Obviously.
More than you wanted to know about hand grenades.
Smokin.
every home needs at least one of this
encouriging terroism since 2003!
Once you pull the pin, Mr Fire Extinguisher is no longer your friend…
ok this isn’t funny, some1 took the grenade and replaced with a freaking fire extinguisher… goddamnit…
This has to be Bombay!
The Pin is mightier than the sword!
in event of stress, it tugs the needle and depresses the switch
it aims a tube at source of heat. it does not display tube to others
wait…………we use this on fires?
All your Hand Grenades are belong to us.
“here here!Take this!It will put out the fire on your pants!
*BOOM*
“I should of used the bathroom one last time before coming to work today.”
I wonder what Homeland Security would say about that thing…
Terrorist: DAMMIT I FORGOT MY GRENADES ON THE PLANE!! …HEllo, what’s this?
In Sov–err, China, fire puts out YOU!!!
When the fire goes up, the building goes up with it.
So if I can’t save myself or the building then you must all die…..
for the kamikaze fire fighter in everyone
Put out fires…destroy the enemy.
Talk about multitasking!
The best part is knowing that someone has probably tried to use it as a hand grenade
donate some to terrorist countries.. i don’t think they’d mind.. fire in the hole!!!
Should also be labeled “fire escape”.
I do not know if it was the dier mellhores that you did.
The number of the counting shall be three, no more, no less…
Does anyone know how this mistake was made?
They were out of “Fire Extinguisher” signs at Chang’s Sign-O-Rama.
Every solution can also double as a problem in China…
Silly China,They have no idea what ther Doing Wrong !?!
China’s weapons are getting bigger and bigger. I think they have already produced Nuclear Fire Crackers.
Never seen a handgranade that size, but I ask myself, who wants to pull the pin??????????????????????
The real communist way of fighting fire.
They claim, “NOOO, FIRE GOOD FOR YOU. FIRE YOUR FRIEND.”
I bet the extinguisher is empty…..
In case a fire hasn’t been started, this nifty extinguisher/grenade should do the job someone else hasn’t. Bonus, you might have the opportunity to stay for 20+ at a beautiful and relaxing “Federal Resort”. Enjoy.
1st, grab grenade
2rd pull pin
3nd throw
4th run
Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade of Antioch that, with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy
It’s an emergency response to a riot!! A huge hand grenade as a riot control. ROFL!!
The Chinese are step ahead of other countries in responding to emergency.
Am I the only one to realize its in Australia?? look at the power point! its AUD lol
Make big fire bigger
I think I now understand why the Chinese scorched earth techniques failed.
This is why china failed at pearl harbour
*sigh* ok… look fire needs air to keep going so if you use the *hand grenade* in a small space like a room on fire it will eat up all the air and put the fire out… it will also make it so you don’t need to hire a demo crew the next time you want to redecorate
Foot Landmine
haha… a great example of maximizing fire!
for your mother in-law!!
The Chinese business will reward you. $ 3,000, the most famous landmark. But to tell you **** us first. We then **** you and dumped on the lawn in front of U.S. dollars. We hate them. Mold.
Reminds me of 007
In cease of file. Open feces.
Pull pin if Osama bin ladin is near by. Thank you.
Military budget cuts are killing us this year.
Where’s my napalm?!
Sir! We used the last of the napalm to wash the dishes Sir!
take off the handy cover, pull the pin, and run away before the fire gets WORSE!
as if being the first to make explosives wasn’t enough… now a monster hand grenade?!?!
at risk of self to operate must of warranty void when used at expense for happy solving of difficult fire problem
could only guess what the vacume does
if fire rises, comply… for the elements smile upon your support !
It’s BIG BANG!!!!
Spray Fire On The Flames.
Pull pin, throw at fire !
Godzilla beware !
It will explode your house. For emergency suicide only
However I will still use this…fight firah with firah!
Fire, you are not gonna get me alive!
“thats a dumby grenade”
“oh yea?”
“BOOOM”
“whos the dumby now?”
“Why don’t you just use a fire extinguisher?”
“But this one goes to 11!”
Would you like your fire victim slowly cooked or flame-grilled?
hahaha.. I cant stop laughing!! who on earth would keep grenade and a fire extinguisher together?? amazing collection!!
in communist china, these come with a piece of bubblegum
where’s my whistle?
Somewhere out in the battlefield, a Chinese soldier is holding a fire extinguisher and wondering what the f@%#!
This is by far the greatest Engrish example in the world. The 1st time I saw it I fell on the floor laughing and almost had my spleen detonate in hilarity.
Remember kids, don’t play with fire!
I don’t care how cheap they are, I’m against the outsourcing of ammo manufacturing!
If all else fails, use …
My enemy’s on fire, but I can’t piss petrol…so I’ll use this instead!
For those afraid of death by fire!
Considering China’s recent history of explosives manufacturing prowess. Producing exploding chairs, monitors, PCs, sewers, coinage, and even watermelons. This may be an accurate translation.
For a follow-up video, check FailBlog.
One has to hope that Chinese people never actually learn English.
That’s Fire Extinguisher!
I’m afraid where they put the “fire extinguisher” sign.
Gosh the westerners are bad at translating Chinese. For Gods sake just do it word for word: put out! fire! bottle!
Technically, a grenade could blow out a fire…
Fire in the hole!
Japan watched so many movies, that they wanted explosions everywhere!
“Exploshiun!”
OH CRAP, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
…shi-
“TWO EXPLOSHIUN”
This’ll stop the kids letting them off…