If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will…

posted on 12 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Fight fire with fire!

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

Found in China. 

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  1. Dangevin | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 70  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!

  2. Lex | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of rebel attack.

  3. Gary27 | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 2  

    Fire in the hose!!

  4. Ghost08 | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a hand grenade for King Kong-but lucky for us he is illiterate.

  5. J | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 1  

    Incase there’s no fire.

  6. Monica Crump | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 4  

    if happens well blow out for Red Adair only use

  7. adr | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    “One… two… FIVE!”
    “Three, sir!”
    “THREE!”

  8. Grace | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 2  

    The Chinese have this thing about making bad situations worse.

  9. coffeebot | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t always put out the fire but it sure eliminates incompetent firemen

  10. Will | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add fire and stupidity.

  11. Christopher Arbizu | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Because extinguishing the fire just isn’t fun anymore…

  12. Ian Leo | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fire, don’t panic. It could be worse.

  13. Mystress | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    In china, we fight fire with fire…

  14. sycareus | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    well, at least we know that no-one’ll screw with the pin

  15. McBalaban | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made in China.

  16. Mike | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hand Grenades, for when setting things alight is not as fun as what it used to be”

  17. Christopher Arbizu | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For the Joker in you…

  18. gabriel | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you seen our line of hand-lotion, hand-luggage and hand-bags?

  19. HeyThereItsEric | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, about that package of, uh, fire extinguishers we sent you… You haven’t been using them, have you? … Oh dear.

  20. mike rhodes | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    as a soldier: don’t we already have enough heavy crap to carry?

  21. MidgetSoW | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course you should fight fire with fire, you should fight everything with fire.

  22. pat | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Prank fire extinguishers have gone too far.

  23. Miles24 | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Monty Python would be proud.

  24. MidoriSkyJT | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t fight fires, make em.

  25. OtbitalDefence | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I was wandering what’s with that recall on Chinese made fire extinguishers…

  26. Pokejedservo | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There is something strange going on here…

    Hey this is WAY too big to fit in your hand! There is no way that can be a “Hand” Grenade!

    Good thing I noticed what was wrong with this picture, huh?

  27. blackknight | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    firefighters at the ready one.. two.. three.. throw hit the deck!!!!!!

  28. Andrew | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    For when putting the fire is just too hard, just blowing the building out!

  29. SaintE | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …and they call ACTUAL hand grenades pop rocks…

  30. arem | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    please… use it incase there’s no fire!!

  31. mhel | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ha! fire in hole!!

  32. Wes | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    hand grenades, convientiently located naext to your mother in law’s room.

  33. Loki Poki | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hah! You send nuclear fuses to Taiwan? We send big surprise to you!

  34. rainiji | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ad for terrorists:

    The hand grenade now comes with a new look and a new ..err… size!

  35. Trinity | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t even want to know what their fire extinguishers look like..

  36. dropkickmurphy | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think my hand is big enough for that grenade

  37. Max | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also works as a head basher…

  38. meowish | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially made for worst-case scenarios.

  39. stef | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonder what they posted on the Fire Hydrant: RPGs?

  40. winwinwe | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who are dyslexic and on fire…

  41. Patrick | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions:
    1. Pull the Pin.
    2. Aim the nozzle toward the fire.
    3. Proceed to douse and eliminate flames using former self.

  42. Ethan | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great designing, pulls in more fire and kills you with the explosion. JUST GREAT.

  43. Allen Zhou | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    you just can’t have too much fun dear…

  44. Jeremy Benjamin | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Contained thing under much pressure, please restrain from the acts of horseplay in the location of all safety hand grenades. Yours safety is our biggest concerning action. Thank you

  45. Kevin Is Azn | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoot if in a shark’s mouth.

  46. INVADERZIM | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I put the fires out”
    “YOU MADE THEM WORSE!”
    “worse? or better?”

  47. Charles W. Stanton | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck was starting to think his novelty fire extinguishers were just one more bad idea–until the day he received a call from a member of Falun Gong.

  48. MoNkEy | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Do It.

    noone will notice.

  49. Gigi | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the fire alarm does? :D

  50. Aidan | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap. Wrong pin.

  51. gambard | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hand grenade conveniently located to brake walls for emergency escape.

  52. ICHI | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    incase the emergency isnt a big enough emergency

  53. Dr. Nick | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    5kg’s of exlposive will solve any problem

  54. ponchis panchus | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    sorry u guys .. our terrorist friends don’t read chinese… we had to desguise our message

  55. Ell | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    throw it to distract enemies with its foam.

  56. that_guy | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If these are the grenades then where are…. OH CRAP!!

  57. bule | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    fire never loook so cool, ever !!!

  58. Jacob | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only funny until it’s really needed to be used.
    “I’ll put out the fire with this-wait… OH SHI- BOOOOOM!!!’

  59. Tedi | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

  60. addadac | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    fight fire with fire

  61. Stephan | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Grinch has these all over

  62. Toadsanime | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Back in WWII, fire extinguishers were thrown around at all angles.

  63. MidgetSoW | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Heck, if you can’t beat the fire, join it.

  64. waseem | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions for use:
    1. Please wait until whole office caught fire completely.
    2. Check your boss’s room wether burnt or need assistant.
    3. Come back to “GRENADE”…
    4. Plug in and switch on the “GRENADE”
    5. Pull the button and fire the technology based GRENADE and feel the quick releif from tension with innovative product.

  65. Candid Lee | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is Yao Ming’s hand grenade. Imagine, the size of his hand gun in the next exhibit!!

  66. perstephan@gmail.com | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Then get the remains with your AK-Firealarm!

  67. Spazzy | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you ever wondered what it would’ve been like in the war? pull pin to find out more!

  68. sybil wee | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this dangerous please cautioned !
    this make blood damage now!
    you cool guy be careful!
    do the fire!

  69. cheesepickle | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For anarchy on the go!

  70. Dialga | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    In case of terrorist attack break glass.

  71. Me? | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    boom? did it explode yet?

  72. Mike | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    shh, dont tell anyone!

  73. john | 11:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s a granade, then does the spirnkler system shower the flames with naplam?

  74. Belbe | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Incase your boss is on fire

  75. Eric | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least you can’t say you weren’t warned….

  76. Nick | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fight fire with Firepower!

  77. forrest | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rejected by 911? Not for long!

  78. Commanderbeatdown | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “5 is right out.”

  79. morgan | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they forgot the anti- part

  80. Hsirgne | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just pull out the pin and trough it over arm at the enemy. It’s the old PL7/X1 camouflaged hand grenade , “MI5 put them everywhere in the 1960s, handy in a tight spot you know”

  81. Bill | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case there’s no fire.

  82. nightvisiongoggles | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dangevin | 2:52 pm |
    In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!

    –While carrying Hand Grenade!

  83. wootwoot | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case that doesn’t work, the sprinklers will shoot napalm

  84. Chinpira | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered what was so exciting about a Chinese fire drill.

  85. A the person is... | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alright! Time for a Chinese Fire Drill!

  86. Danica | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of suprise visit fromm someone you hate, hammer the grenade and run like hell!

  87. lacy | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    reeeeealy blow the fire out…

  88. dropkickmurphy | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    thats why the japanese lost in WWII they weren’t strong enough to throw their hand grenades!

  89. Monshoki | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the latest version of Stielhandgranate… this baby can disable a tank, if thrown correctly…

  90. spiffyMISSluchia | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    our new fire extinguishers! Assesable to anyone who needs to get rid of their lieing cheating husband….also good for power outages, bon fires, roasting pigs, and well….good ol fashion fun

  91. Blu | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    THE thing to use to brake walls! http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/or-you-could-use-the-door-on-the-right/

  92. TJ | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So where’s the pin?

  93. poop | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    POOP!

  94. Xinn | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so….uuh……..if it makes a ticking noise we should probably leg it riight?

  95. Fede | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Case Of Being Bored, pull pin, and scream FIRE!!!

  96. Sam | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In communist china, extinguisher puts out you!

  97. hi | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fight fire with fire!!!

  98. Jrene | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alton!! It CAN multi-task!

  99. Jrene | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The multi-tasking version Alton Brown was looking for.

  100. a kittah | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    woah. that’s some good camouflage

  101. Hajime | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pull pin, please.

  102. Boris@Rocketboxer.com | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hehehe

  103. Rags | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia,. fire fight YOU!

  104. Anony1200 | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And then,throw the Motolv Coctail at it.

  105. yiren | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    be sure to wear safety glasses…

  106. AndrewGoter | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    China resorts to drastic measures while attempting to control overpopulation…

  107. EgonOlsen | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The mystery of the WTC now solved.

  108. rone | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel sorry for the guy that got a case of hand grenades and the “fire extinguisher” sign

  109. Titus | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s for military use..

  110. Kees | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sir, the fire’s out. So are all our colleagues.”

  111. blackhawks92 | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wanna see my fire extinguisher?

  112. DeanAckles | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a way for the terrorised to fight back the terrorists in the event of a crazy lock down

  113. cuocthiseo | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Agree, too much this thing in our house may the cause of not only fire.

  114. o_not_him_again | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And they wonder why half their fire fighters went missing last week…

  115. napster | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire in the hole…..pull pin……count to 3 n run like road runner cartoon…or like hell….never look back……

  116. Ralph S. Restubog | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fragmentation grenade…………..

  117. Lindsey | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They always try to make fires fun in china, this is just a couple steps up from a chinese fire drill.

  118. Alex Tsui | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    IT’S ARMAGEDDON!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! GO!!!

  119. Vonzen | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    N2O just add nitrogen :P

  120. Lee | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think some of the engrish in the comments is even better then the pictures. Great site.

  121. lily | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in the event of a fire beware flying red cannisters…..

  122. Chaz | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with 50% more added fire!!

  123. Anthony | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Invade China Now!

  124. Kees | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect gift for the deranged ex-hero who has (lost) everything

  125. Justin | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Useful when burning the building for insurance.

  126. Jeremy | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why put out the fire when you can spread it!!

  127. Russ | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Explosion will eat fire!

  128. Kees | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all fun and games until somebody has an office out.

  129. IDLER | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Communist China, FIRE EXTINGUISH YOU!

  130. Stephan | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere in China, right now, a man being stormed by armed police is very bewildered as to why they initially bombarded his home with fire extinguishers…

  131. BirdOfPrey | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3 shalt be the number of thine counting…

  132. Ama-rata | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this actually gonna stop the fire, or just make it worse?

  133. Mike | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish they would have had these things when I was a kid!

  134. Kya | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    INSTANT PAIN RELIEVER: Use only if on fire

  135. John Bartle | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And now we know why the Chinese firefighters aren’t out of business.

  136. John roolz | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And now we know why the Chinese firefighters never go out of business.

  137. deviant_angel | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    first they invented fireworks…now they have invented the armageddon grenade!

  138. 293 | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet China, fire fights you!

  139. TheJman | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How to use: Put on fire.

  140. aimie | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    asians…we just lik the drama

  141. boom | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you can’t stop it, join it !

  142. Mindwave | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If there was a fire, would you be brave enough to pull that pin?

  143. bomb disposal crew | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    everywhere? good for self-defence…

  144. Taylor | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fire extingushure is so you can put the fire out after the granade goes off.

  145. Al | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.

  146. Kenku | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s too big for a hand grenade! I call it a two hand grenade! And if I wanted to blow a place up maybe I should use the more effective rapid-rocket-launcher right next to it.

  147. AC | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so the english tourists don’t go near it… even in a fire

  148. stan | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If all else fails, hit them over the head with it

  149. cool | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick! Get the hand grenade! The building is on fire!

  150. Stacy | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s fight fire with BIG explosion!

  151. katerina | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.

  152. Jeff | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … meanwile on the front lines…

  153. Silkydog | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, but this hand grenade is different. I’s a holy hand grenade.

  154. g.r. | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Consult the Book of Armaments.”
    “Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty-one.”

  155. Raquel | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am more concerned with how they are labeling grenades.

  156. Chris | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The fire hoses were labeled “Missile Launcher” and the fire trucks were labeled “Tank of much destructions”.

  157. Chris | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where the mythbusters get their explosives.

  158. Shackel | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing stops a fire like the room collapsing. 8D

  159. zep | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    anyone notice the socket outlet is upside down

  160. L.R. | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Holy S*** Two-Hand Grenade of Antioch

  161. Teethmoon | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What you don’t see is this is in a high quality casino. Even trying to put out the fire is a gamble.

  162. Dale Hellmann | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and this is why we have firemen all over the city……..well….. parts any way…

  163. Flying_Banana | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In cases of rebel attacks.

    “Look, a hand grenade!”
    “Get it and use it!”
    “1, 2, 3, fire!! Huh? I did pull the pin…”

  164. Marc | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They have an emergency flame thrower in the bathroom

  165. God Jesus | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So is there a grenade in the other corner with a sign that says “fire extinguisher?”

  166. Donny | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1) Pull this pin
    2) Counted the 3
    3) You will no wronger see any fi-ya

  167. Neals | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what little treasure they put under the “Fire Ax” sign.

  168. Neals | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interestingly enough, we never needed a “No Smoking” sign here.

  169. Ichigo-chan | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aim, point, and shoot!

  170. roy | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hand Pomegranate Ball”

  171. An Elite | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It has a pin and a lever, so it must be a hand grenade! Obviously.

    More than you wanted to know about hand grenades.

  172. LoL Productions | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smokin.

  173. nani | 10:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    every home needs at least one of this

  174. XXNyahXX | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    encouriging terroism since 2003!

  175. Swedish non-blonde | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you pull the pin, Mr Fire Extinguisher is no longer your friend…

  176. imprudent | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ok this isn’t funny, some1 took the grenade and replaced with a freaking fire extinguisher… goddamnit…

  177. yoyo | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This has to be Bombay!

  178. Joel | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Pin is mightier than the sword!

  179. Neko--kun | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in event of stress, it tugs the needle and depresses the switch
    it aims a tube at source of heat. it does not display tube to others

  180. drumming_panda | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait…………we use this on fires?

  181. Mr. W | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All your Hand Grenades are belong to us.

  182. Dr.Izzle | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “here here!Take this!It will put out the fire on your pants!
    *BOOM*
    “I should of used the bathroom one last time before coming to work today.”

  183. Conventi | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what Homeland Security would say about that thing…

  184. joshua | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Terrorist: DAMMIT I FORGOT MY GRENADES ON THE PLANE!! …HEllo, what’s this?

  185. WailFin | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Sov–err, China, fire puts out YOU!!!

  186. Neman | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the fire goes up, the building goes up with it.

  187. hoihoihoi | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I can’t save myself or the building then you must all die…..

  188. lee harber | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for the kamikaze fire fighter in everyone

  189. Humalien | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Put out fires…destroy the enemy.
    Talk about multitasking!

  190. BAM1104 | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best part is knowing that someone has probably tried to use it as a hand grenade

  191. donner | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    donate some to terrorist countries.. i don’t think they’d mind.. fire in the hole!!!

  192. Kingfisher | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should also be labeled “fire escape”.

  193. karolina | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not know if it was the dier mellhores that you did.
    :)

  194. Matthew | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The number of the counting shall be three, no more, no less…

  195. Jay888 | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does anyone know how this mistake was made?

  196. chieromancer | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They were out of “Fire Extinguisher” signs at Chang’s Sign-O-Rama.

  197. Fatty | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every solution can also double as a problem in China…

  198. iM CRAZY!! | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly China,They have no idea what ther Doing Wrong !?!

  199. Arsenic666 | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s weapons are getting bigger and bigger. I think they have already produced Nuclear Fire Crackers.

  200. claudia | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never seen a handgranade that size, but I ask myself, who wants to pull the pin??????????????????????

  201. Kevin Kerr | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The real communist way of fighting fire.

    They claim, “NOOO, FIRE GOOD FOR YOU. FIRE YOUR FRIEND.”

    I bet the extinguisher is empty…..

  202. Tessa Cole | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case a fire hasn’t been started, this nifty extinguisher/grenade should do the job someone else hasn’t. Bonus, you might have the opportunity to stay for 20+ at a beautiful and relaxing “Federal Resort”. Enjoy.

  203. fox | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1st, grab grenade
    2rd pull pin
    3nd throw
    4th run

  204. Long | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade of Antioch that, with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy

  205. Henry Ardianto | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an emergency response to a riot!! A huge hand grenade as a riot control. ROFL!!
    The Chinese are step ahead of other countries in responding to emergency.

  206. Mitch | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the only one to realize its in Australia?? look at the power point! its AUD lol

  207. Pete | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make big fire bigger

  208. Dermot | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I now understand why the Chinese scorched earth techniques failed.

  209. steve | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why china failed at pearl harbour

  210. scott | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *sigh* ok… look fire needs air to keep going so if you use the *hand grenade* in a small space like a room on fire it will eat up all the air and put the fire out… it will also make it so you don’t need to hire a demo crew the next time you want to redecorate

  211. iLock | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Foot Landmine

  212. Jay | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    haha… a great example of maximizing fire!

  213. gahiaKO | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for your mother in-law!!

  214. Danny | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese business will reward you. $ 3,000, the most famous landmark. But to tell you **** us first. We then **** you and dumped on the lawn in front of U.S. dollars. We hate them. Mold.

  215. racist park | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of 007

  216. Alex | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In cease of file. Open feces.

  217. Jack | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pull pin if Osama bin ladin is near by. Thank you.

  218. Cj | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Military budget cuts are killing us this year.
    Where’s my napalm?!
    Sir! We used the last of the napalm to wash the dishes Sir!

  219. hihihi | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    take off the handy cover, pull the pin, and run away before the fire gets WORSE!

  220. hihihi | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    as if being the first to make explosives wasn’t enough… now a monster hand grenade?!?!

  221. takatomon | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    at risk of self to operate must of warranty void when used at expense for happy solving of difficult fire problem

  222. Doc812 | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    could only guess what the vacume does

  223. grq | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if fire rises, comply… for the elements smile upon your support !

  224. Spartan | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s BIG BANG!!!!

  225. ofatmarine | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spray Fire On The Flames.

  226. Sharisa | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pull pin, throw at fire !

  227. Sharisa | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Godzilla beware !

  228. Patrick Lim | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It will explode your house. For emergency suicide only

  229. Ciao | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    However I will still use this…fight firah with firah!

  230. JohnZ | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire, you are not gonna get me alive!

  231. Nate | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “thats a dumby grenade”
    “oh yea?”
    “BOOOM”
    “whos the dumby now?”

  232. This is SpinalTap | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Why don’t you just use a fire extinguisher?”

    “But this one goes to 11!”

  233. Jamyskis | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like your fire victim slowly cooked or flame-grilled?

  234. Mrin | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hahaha.. I cant stop laughing!! who on earth would keep grenade and a fire extinguisher together?? amazing collection!! :)

  235. davidfreakingbowie | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in communist china, these come with a piece of bubblegum

  236. jorge | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where’s my whistle?

  237. Sho | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere out in the battlefield, a Chinese soldier is holding a fire extinguisher and wondering what the f@%#!

  238. Suskis | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is by far the greatest Engrish example in the world. The 1st time I saw it I fell on the floor laughing and almost had my spleen detonate in hilarity.

  239. Mudkip Starflower | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember kids, don’t play with fire!

  240. SoSolly | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t care how cheap they are, I’m against the outsourcing of ammo manufacturing!

  241. f | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If all else fails, use …

  242. zmud | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My enemy’s on fire, but I can’t piss petrol…so I’ll use this instead!

  243. Bodorol | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those afraid of death by fire!

  244. Nanashi | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Considering China’s recent history of explosives manufacturing prowess. Producing exploding chairs, monitors, PCs, sewers, coinage, and even watermelons. This may be an accurate translation.

  245. Biff the Understudy | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a follow-up video, check FailBlog.

  246. maurice | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One has to hope that Chinese people never actually learn English.

  247. Gina M. | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Fire Extinguisher!

  248. l2646134 | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m afraid where they put the “fire extinguisher” sign.

  249. Cindi | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh the westerners are bad at translating Chinese. For Gods sake just do it word for word: put out! fire! bottle!

  250. George | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Technically, a grenade could blow out a fire…

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