Keep me away from it…

posted on 5 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Emily Auth.

Found in Tong Li, China. 

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  1. Alex Cline | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I harm the garden you get 500$ fine.

  2. Ghost08 | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If anything happens I will be convienently blamed.

  3. Chris | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re after you too huh?

  4. coffeebot | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mother Nature–can’t trust her

  5. coffeebot | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, your garden has repeatedly threatened my nature preserve.

  6. coffeebot | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Zach the toxic gardener would eventually get his comeuppance.

  7. coffeebot | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “…this one over-oxygenates ponds, oh and this one give acidosis to deer”

  8. Jen | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m my own worst enemy….

  9. Ian Leo | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of me and my garden!

  10. DisgruntledEmployee007 | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are currently administering the garden Prozac

  11. Ree | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Especially the Eden…

  12. okdoke | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But not from me….

  13. Cover Me, Porkins | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop me before I till again!

  14. lillylivers | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    who new gardens were so dangerous?

  15. Magoo | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But always never forget to brush your.

  16. Makk | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In communist China, plants ea-

    … I can’t do this.

  17. Cat | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    2 days later…

    ***NEWS FLASH*** The garden ate too many of the opium poppies and other illegal plants it was growing, and went on a rampage… Casualties currently stand at 1, with only Me being listed as injured…

  18. Pio | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if I become out of control, use this gun.

  19. patcap365 | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if our enemies get too bold, I suggest erecting many shrubberies along the borders. That’ll keep them in check for sure!

  20. Gazza | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware! The triffids come…

  21. Multihunter | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I CAN dump this toxic waste here?

  22. Rosie | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please to beware of disgruntled garden.

  23. Ali-kins | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh, so it behaves badly once and suddenly its OUR garden, eh?!

  24. Darkest Maiden | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the story of Genesis…

  25. THE LILLANATOR (lily) | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HAHA!! Now the garden and me have teamed up to murder mother nature!! NOTHING can stop us n- HELP ME I DONT WANNA HURT MOTHER NATURE!!

  26. Ladywriter | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just not good with plants…

  27. Untouch | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So thats where the tainted food has been coming from…..

  28. Julia | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Garden has spoken…

  29. booger | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL!!! protect the enviroment from me and from our garden… The garden will hurt the envirorment by giving oxygen!! NO ONE WANTS OXYGEN!!!

  30. Jeremy Benjamin | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Protect your OWN environment.

  31. jj | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thats’ what u get 4 making Little Shop of Horror

  32. Nicks | 9:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The second largest threat to are garden is itself… it has quite the self esteem problem

  33. Tiny | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The daisies are gonna get us!

  34. Toadsanime | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because I may like the garden now, but I just know that I’ll flip out at some point.

  35. Pal | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because I hate the environment. And so does this garden.

  36. Loren | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn those unenviromentaly friendly gardens

  37. Huh? | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!

  38. lacy | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have carnivorous plants, apparently…

  39. Cat | 3:18 am |

    And then he unleashed the dreaded Audrey3 *made in taiwan* …. the vegetarian bunny hugging version who rampaged over innocent gardens everywhere!!!!

  40. Vic | 1:16 am |

    Interesting, but the Chinese version of the sign reads the same. Who wrote it?

  41. deviant_angel | 11:20 pm |

    oh my god! get the lawnmower before the garden attacks!!!

  42. Legna Desrever | 1:41 am |

    Feeeeeeeed me Seymour!!!

  43. Baller Important | 7:22 am |

    Me and my garden are a danger to the environment

  44. Baller Important | 7:25 am |

    The environmental Policies of Chinese Government

  45. Christina | 11:22 am |

    There are bigger, hungrier things then Venus Flytraps in here…

  46. donjuan71 | 8:58 am |

    The Little Shop of Horrors?

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