Need permissions for everything…

posted on 11 Aug 2008 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Alex Carlson.

Found in hotel in Dali, China.

38 captions

  1. Dangevin | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A gas pass?

  2. Dax Haas | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    you breakfart, you buyfart.

  3. Monica Crump | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    voucher void after breakfart

  4. Ian Leo | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Voucher void after LAUNCH!

  5. Stefan | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Cause “breakwind” just wasn’t eye-catching enough.

  6. okdoke | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um…what if you lost your voucher?

  7. MidoriSkyJT | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but remind the person you’re presenting the voucher to to cover their nose. PLEASE!

  8. James | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You have to hold it until your on break.”

  9. Cat | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Carbon credits.. nuff said.

  10. SNOOKIE | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sort of like a get out of jail free card

  11. arem | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    present voucher before SUFFER!

  12. Jamie | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if no you voucher, prease to move end of line…rittle farther…. rittle farther….

  13. arnel | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or else…you’re not allowed to go inside for “all you can eat beans buffet”

  14. arnel | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or else…you’re not allowed inside for “all you can eat BEANS buffet”

  15. aaron | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    written at the back of voucher.

    Breathe at your own Risk….Enjoy your meal.

  16. Allen Zhou | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yum! Rotten eggs and ham.

  17. Ladywriter | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We mean it, stinky!

  18. Matt | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just had beans……I might need a few of these.

  19. Tdog | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How clever! A cap-and-trade system for methane gas emissions.

  20. ashkey | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    we serve beans!

  21. Angelbaby | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do we have to get a belching pass, too?

  22. Toadsanime | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Breakfart; the healthiest meal of the day.

  23. Sabrina | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww, but what if I don’t have one….?

  24. estrelika | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Room No. ou/si/de
    Date Issued: now
    Issued by: next breakfart

  25. caliopuh | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you want breakfart you must pay 700 breakfart coins!!!!

  26. Aaron | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After Voucher is received, you will be permitted……..

  27. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have voucher for breakfart; you capitalist running dogs must PAY for it in America.

  28. Monshoki | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, at least we’ve been allowed to take a break….

  29. morgan | 11:28 am |

    hmm, maybe ill try the assair bar for breakfart

  30. Ghost08 | 3:03 am |

    how much permission do you need before you shart cuz i…never mind

  31. Medmura | 12:00 am |

    I think I’ll go on a fart to lose some weight.

  32. reel amurican | 12:37 am |

    Breakfart is the most important meal of the day, so eat your pooty pebbles

  33. Gas man | 6:53 pm |

    No lumps please!

  34. Melissa | 12:35 am |

    Aww man. They ALMOST had it here. ALMOST. *sigh*

  35. Simon | 8:35 pm |

    Cant wait till lunch!

  36. Shackel | 6:51 pm |

    Can I have a dinnfart?

    Please? 3:

  37. ME | 5:05 pm |

    wahhh! i have to give the voucher to you before every time i fart? xD

  38. Neals | 9:11 am |

    Do you have punch cards? Cuz, one voucher…I mean……

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