Need permissions for everything…

posted on 11 Aug 2008 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Alex Carlson.

Found in hotel in Dali, China.

52 captions

  1. Dangevin | 2:53 pm |

    A gas pass?

  2. Dax Haas | 11:17 am |

    you breakfart, you buyfart.

  3. Monica Crump | 12:43 pm |

    voucher void after breakfart

  4. Ian Leo | 2:55 pm |

    Voucher void after LAUNCH!

  5. Stefan | 1:49 pm |

    ‘Cause “breakwind” just wasn’t eye-catching enough.

  6. okdoke | 2:10 am |

    Um…what if you lost your voucher?

  7. MidoriSkyJT | 7:36 pm |

    …but remind the person you’re presenting the voucher to to cover their nose. PLEASE!

  8. James | 5:10 pm |

    “You have to hold it until your on break.”

  9. Cat | 7:43 am |

    Carbon credits.. nuff said.

  10. SNOOKIE | 4:41 am |

    sort of like a get out of jail free card

  11. arem | 9:48 pm |

    present voucher before SUFFER!

  12. Jamie | 12:54 am |

    if no you voucher, prease to move end of line…rittle farther…. rittle farther….

  13. arnel | 8:41 am |

    or else…you’re not allowed to go inside for “all you can eat beans buffet”

  14. arnel | 8:44 am |

    or else…you’re not allowed inside for “all you can eat BEANS buffet”

  15. aaron | 9:03 am |

    written at the back of voucher.

    Breathe at your own Risk….Enjoy your meal.

  16. Allen Zhou | 7:53 pm |

    Yum! Rotten eggs and ham.

  17. Ladywriter | 8:43 pm |

    We mean it, stinky!

  18. Matt | 4:28 pm |

    I just had beans……I might need a few of these.

  19. Tdog | 12:30 pm |

    How clever! A cap-and-trade system for methane gas emissions.

  20. ashkey | 10:34 pm |

    we serve beans!

  21. Angelbaby | 4:44 pm |

    Do we have to get a belching pass, too?

  22. Toadsanime | 12:49 pm |

    Breakfart; the healthiest meal of the day.

  23. Sabrina | 6:38 pm |

    Aww, but what if I don’t have one….?

  24. estrelika | 10:04 pm |

    Room No. ou/si/de
    Date Issued: now
    Issued by: next breakfart

  25. caliopuh | 9:53 am |

    if you want breakfart you must pay 700 breakfart coins!!!!

  26. Aaron | 7:43 am |

    After Voucher is received, you will be permitted……..

  27. We have voucher for breakfart; you capitalist running dogs must PAY for it in America.

  28. Monshoki | 12:33 am |

    Hey, at least we’ve been allowed to take a break….

  29. morgan | 11:28 am |

    hmm, maybe ill try the assair bar for breakfart

  30. Ghost08 | 3:03 am |

    how much permission do you need before you shart cuz i…never mind

  31. Medmura | 12:00 am |

    I think I’ll go on a fart to lose some weight.

  32. reel amurican | 12:37 am |

    Breakfart is the most important meal of the day, so eat your pooty pebbles

  33. Gas man | 6:53 pm |

    No lumps please!

  34. Melissa | 12:35 am |

    Aww man. They ALMOST had it here. ALMOST. *sigh*

  35. Simon | 8:35 pm |

    Cant wait till lunch!

  36. Shackel | 6:51 pm |

    Can I have a dinnfart?

    Please? 3:

  37. ME | 5:05 pm |

    wahhh! i have to give the voucher to you before every time i fart? xD

  38. Neals | 9:11 am |

    Do you have punch cards? Cuz, one voucher…I mean……

  39. Rhonda | 11:12 am |

    See the manager at the front desk to replace a lost or stolen voucher. You may be required to leave a larger deposit.

  40. Jeff | 9:37 pm |

    You always have to break a fart to leave a hotel before reservation ends…

  41. Jen | 5:22 pm |

    but please dont break wind at lunch!

  42. Suzanne | 9:57 pm |

    They probably won’t let you get close enough after …

  43. FatKenney | 4:08 pm |

    FAQ’s:

    Q: Can I get free refills?
    A: Limit 1 fart per voucher.

    Q:If everyone in my party needs to fart at the same time, do we all need vouchers, or can we just use one?
    A: Each customer must present one voucher.

    Q: Do you offer a bulk discount?
    A: You can get a season pass for $50 which entitles you to unlimited gas.

    Q: Would it be possible to get a member of the waitstaff to pull my finger?
    A: Yes, for a nominal fee.

  44. daina | 7:18 am |

    because breakfart is the most important meal of the day!!

  45. Paul | 4:50 pm |

    Breakfart comes with cough-fee!

  46. Cj | 1:01 am |

    Voucher is part of this balanced Breakfart!

  47. hihihi | 7:59 pm |

    a breakfart bean burrito. yummers.

  48. davidfreakingbowie | 7:24 am |

    I remember! the voucher was for Gas-x

  49. DangerNathan | 7:57 am |

    soooooooooo…….-_- do you eat the breakfart???

  50. Mudkip Starflower | 3:33 pm |

    Breakfart is the most important passing of the day!

  51. gecko | 9:57 am |

    Finally, I can relieve myself with this voucher. I’ve been holding for 2 weeks now.

  52. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:03 pm |

    Fart In Pieces!

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