Run for cover!

posted on 30 Aug 2008 in Transportation

Photo courtesy of Niclas Fagerholm.
Found in Fukuoka, Japan.

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coffeebot | 5:44 am | Vote: 6 10

Low bridge a-comin’?
coffeebot | 5:44 am | Vote: 26 4

…duck! goose!
coffeebot | 5:44 am | Vote: 14 6

…the other white meat!
coffeebot | 5:45 am | Vote: 6 13

It’s the head-chopping truck!
coffeebot | 5:47 am | Vote: 5 10

Lenny’s TR-D transposition speech impediment finally affected his work…
Silentlucidity | 6:13 am | Vote: 10 19

It season for duck! It season for rabbit! It season for duck! It season for rabbit! it season for rabbit! It season for duck, To start the fire! …Reprehensible are you.
T.C. | 9:34 am | Vote: 3 15

The only way to avoid ‘Quack ups’ !
coffeebot | 6:45 pm | Vote: 18 6

when the trailer says “and cover” then I start worrying
Alex Zuchowski | 9:05 pm | Vote: 4 8

…and cover!
ngyonghan | 9:46 pm | Vote: 2 11

Don’t duck! Dive for cover!
Dangevin | 11:53 pm | Vote: 31 5

…the other white truck!
Dangevin | 12:08 am | Vote: 59 4

…from the people who brought you such landmark products as “FISH!” and “BEEF!”
coffeebot | 7:26 am | Vote: 7 9

…I’ll throw in the horn that goes *QUACK* for free
coffeebot | 7:29 am | Vote: 10 9

store mgr: I couldn’t understand your accent… why are you parked here?
guy: Because, thir, I am a duck dwiver and I’m dewivering ad your dock!
Uncaptain G | 9:52 pm | Vote: 4 13

Which way to the hospital? I need to see a quack!
Mothra | 9:58 pm | Vote: 7 10

It warns the people it runs over!
Lex | 11:24 pm | Vote: 42 4

The back says “If you can read this, you should’ve listened”
Alex Cline | 3:28 am | Vote: 7 9

Because its easier to run you over when your ducking in the street.
Fail Funnies | 4:14 am | Vote: 3 10

I guess the message says it all when the truck approaches a short bridge or a mortar shell attack ;>)
Nyna | 7:36 pm | Vote: 8 8

I hope it doesn’t fly south for the winter…
coffeebot | 5:23 am | Vote: 7 7

…delivering the new Fall line of “Things that are Too Low”
John Nowak | 9:47 pm | Vote: 7 3

“AFLACK!!!!!”
chys | 11:47 pm | Vote: 11 4

well we had to name it duck because our old heads up trucks murdered 5 people
Christopher Arbizu | 12:17 pm | Vote: 7 5

The truck goes “Quack quack”.
Meli | 12:45 am | Vote: 6 3

Or just stay out of the streets.
sycareus | 1:49 am | Vote: 3 3

imprinted in the fender : learn to duck.
Sera | 7:36 am | Vote: 6 6

And after a few minutes, a truck with “ing hell!” comes along.
KB-Sama | 6:47 pm | Vote: 3 2

It beats a truck that says “Anthrax”.
Carl | 10:47 pm | Vote: 3 1

GOOSE!
MidoriSkyJT | 7:47 pm | Vote: 4 1

I think the term is “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”
Philip | 1:05 am | Vote: 2 2

Pond
Pokejedservo | 8:13 pm | Vote: 3 1

If Duck King from Fatal Fury was a Truck Driver
Panthera | 2:50 am | Vote: 5 0

There’s no way that one can fly. They’ve fed it too much iron!
kate | 6:40 pm | Vote: 2 1

The truck driver is actually a peking duck
Grace | 4:21 pm | Vote: 7 0

Like THAT’S gonna help when it runs your ass over.
Cat | 8:18 am | Vote: 2 0

Larry got hit by a Goose the other day.. *sniff*
Janduh | 2:53 pm | Vote: 22 0

A knock-off of DODGE.
Kiael | 9:33 pm | Vote: 6 0

I did duck, but the truck STILL hit me!
Anon | 2:49 pm | Vote: 4 0

-ing isn’t going to save your ass.
Xenobiologista | 11:05 pm | Vote: 4 0

5m tall truck: 4m high tunnel.
Moro475 | 9:46 pm | Vote: 1 0

Choose the Duck! company over Goose! or Turkey! moving services
dropkickmurphy | 8:09 pm | Vote: 2 0

Duck! If you’re 5inches tall!
coffeebot | 2:15 am | Vote: 10 1

TEACHER: Okay, Jimmy, if you see a puddle, you…
JIMMY: Jump?
TEACHER: Good. And if you see a bear, you…
JIMMY: Run?
TEACHER: Good. And if you see a white truck, you…
JIMMY: Duck?
TEACHER: NO! Where do you get these ideas!?
EPIC WIN FTW | 9:01 am | Vote: 0 2

well, that’s..umm win @-@

XD
iAmNotTheOneOFWhomIsOfTheNastySmelling | 11:09 am | Vote: 0 0

What are you talking about? It’s a goose, you silly!
James Nomura-Harrington | 3:25 am | Vote: 1 0

Should’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
Duck | 2:02 pm | Vote: 0 0

Best trucking company on the planet!
meowish | 5:26 am | Vote: 0 0

Stand your ground….I mean, duck!
stef | 8:32 am | Vote: 1 0

Not sure that highway-crossing roadkills-to-be can read that…
Joe C | 1:08 am | Vote: 2 0

Quack at the wheel
MoNkEy | 4:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

should have said “SQUISH!”
Angela N | 6:28 am | Vote: 1 0

Or else!
Eli | 10:24 am | Vote: 0 0

The National Rifle Association turns over a new leaf in public relations.
Ell | 10:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

truck is helpful when one is about to drive into some crossing ducks on the street
tdog | 10:34 am | Vote: 0 0

Because I’m a bomb
Jeremy Benjamin | 5:06 pm | Vote: 0 0

What are we shipping again?
Spatula | 10:54 pm | Vote: 0 0

you’re telling me to duck when i should be getting out of the way :I
DieselDragon | 9:56 pm | Vote: 0 0

This would’ve appeared in Adult Engrish, had the first letter not been mistyped…
WiiMote | 3:52 pm | Vote: 0 0

Be careful not to back into the duck pylons.
Stephan | 9:24 am | Vote: 1 0

Oncoming truck says “No! YOU DUCK!”