Run for cover!
posted on 30 Aug 2008 in Transportation
Photo courtesy of Niclas Fagerholm.
Found in Fukuoka, Japan.
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Low bridge a-comin’?
…duck! goose!
…the other white meat!
It’s the head-chopping truck!
Lenny’s TR-D transposition speech impediment finally affected his work…
It season for duck! It season for rabbit! It season for duck! It season for rabbit! it season for rabbit! It season for duck, To start the fire! …Reprehensible are you.
The only way to avoid ‘Quack ups’ !
when the trailer says “and cover” then I start worrying
…and cover!
Don’t duck! Dive for cover!
…the other white truck!
…from the people who brought you such landmark products as “FISH!” and “BEEF!”
…I’ll throw in the horn that goes *QUACK* for free
store mgr: I couldn’t understand your accent… why are you parked here?
guy: Because, thir, I am a duck dwiver and I’m dewivering ad your dock!
Which way to the hospital? I need to see a quack!
It warns the people it runs over!
The back says “If you can read this, you should’ve listened”
Because its easier to run you over when your ducking in the street.
I guess the message says it all when the truck approaches a short bridge or a mortar shell attack ;>)
I hope it doesn’t fly south for the winter…
…delivering the new Fall line of “Things that are Too Low”
“AFLACK!!!!!”
well we had to name it duck because our old heads up trucks murdered 5 people
The truck goes “Quack quack”.
Or just stay out of the streets.
imprinted in the fender : learn to duck.
And after a few minutes, a truck with “ing hell!” comes along.
It beats a truck that says “Anthrax”.
GOOSE!
I think the term is “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”
Pond
If Duck King from Fatal Fury was a Truck Driver
There’s no way that one can fly. They’ve fed it too much iron!
The truck driver is actually a peking duck
Like THAT’S gonna help when it runs your ass over.
Larry got hit by a Goose the other day.. *sniff*
A knock-off of DODGE.
I did duck, but the truck STILL hit me!
-ing isn’t going to save your ass.
5m tall truck: 4m high tunnel.
Choose the Duck! company over Goose! or Turkey! moving services
Duck! If you’re 5inches tall!
TEACHER: Okay, Jimmy, if you see a puddle, you…
JIMMY: Jump?
TEACHER: Good. And if you see a bear, you…
JIMMY: Run?
TEACHER: Good. And if you see a white truck, you…
JIMMY: Duck?
TEACHER: NO! Where do you get these ideas!?
well, that’s..umm win @-@
XD
What are you talking about? It’s a goose, you silly!
Should’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
Best trucking company on the planet!
Stand your ground….I mean, duck!
Not sure that highway-crossing roadkills-to-be can read that…
Quack at the wheel
should have said “SQUISH!”
Or else!
The National Rifle Association turns over a new leaf in public relations.
truck is helpful when one is about to drive into some crossing ducks on the street
Because I’m a bomb
What are we shipping again?
you’re telling me to duck when i should be getting out of the way :I
This would’ve appeared in Adult Engrish, had the first letter not been mistyped…
Be careful not to back into the duck pylons.
Oncoming truck says “No! YOU DUCK!”
Duck! is a big moving company in Japan. those trucks are parked outside my apartment block every week.
I like it much more than the one that said “Wildebeest!”
Low. Ri. Der.
Ok, I ducked, now what?
*thwack*
The ‘Aiming For Your Head Ladder Company’ decided they were tired of lawsuits.
The reason for so many fatalities involving a truck.
Too bad the people in the luggage rack can’t see the front…
This is what you do when you forget to look both ways…
This driver has a very good safety record
It’s a house-moving track in Japan… Duck must be slow, though…
Robin!!!!
Dang, I lose!!
I’ve seen this before it’s from Fudd Inc Hunting Tours…
The one that says Wabbit must be in the shop again.
“Duck season!” “Wabbit season!”"Duck season!” “Wabbit season!” “Duck season!” “Wabbit season!” “Rabbit season!” “DUCK SEASON, SHOOT ‘IM!”
Haha! Bridge ahead.
I love this picture. It’s a quack up!
Japan photos, I love it, but why the name is so ugly?
trucker with 20/20 foresight for low bridges.
My brakes broke and I didn’t want to fix them.
… and on the bottom is says “I warned ya…”
Donald didn’t listen…
thats whats in it–no surprises.
At one point he passed another truck that had “Sauce” written on
So then there was Duck Sauce all over the road.
With the new Goose! company, these make for a great highway game.
Obviously we needed a new name- Goose! didn’t do very well. Ran over ten people…
Duck! Under no circumstance should you attempt to jump.
…I WONT SAY IT AGAIN
Don’t duck, charge!
If you don’t run, you will be sitting ducks!
If everybody does it the driver can pretend to have hydraulics
Well what if the truck was actually driven by real ducks huh what about that I think we are all being a little too insensitive towards the feelings and rights of ducks
…now quick! Run ‘em over!
” ever wonder why the boss put that up there?”
“put what?”
“the sign”
” nahh, nothing to worry abo- LOW BRIDGE”
Ghetto Lowrider
A subsidiary of “Pig?”
The real Optimous Prime
The next truck in the convoy read, “Plum Sauce”
MALLARD !! (mork from ork )