That would explain the leash…

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   Lex | 11:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   If it growls flick it on the nose.

2. 

   Alex Cline | 3:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Please pick up after your vest.

3. 

   Ghost08 | 9:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Here I thought Robin Williams left his hairy chest over here.

4. 

   Grace | 5:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s Alive! ALIIIIIIVE!!

5. 

   coffeebot | 5:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Oh honey, call the stewardess, you got a dead vest

6. 

   Shadrach | 11:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   … and it can’t swim, so be sure to carry it with you on your back as you swim to shore.

7. 

   Ian Leo | 2:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   And please don’t touch. High Voltage.

8. 

   lovelysilly | 12:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   get the broom…

9. 

   okdoke | 2:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   But i wanted a dead one!

10. 

    lillylivers | 12:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    oh god, its got my ankles!!!!!

11. 

    Lizi | 7:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I wondered where i had put it…

12. 

    patcap365 | 11:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do not feed if after midnight

13. 

    Darkest Maiden | 6:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now that’s what I call dressing lively.

14. 

    ordie100 | 8:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    please be sure to feed or you pay big mony for new vest

15. 

    Dr. Nick | 1:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    sonny boy look away, vesty’s gonna go somewhere and never come back

16. 

    jj | 5:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    New version of Snakes on a Plane

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    Nicks | 9:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    careful, they like feet

18. 

    Tiny | 8:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s like a tamagotchi!

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    F | 5:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hmph. I guess it’s funnier to someone who doesn’t speak Hungarian…

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    Toadsanime | 12:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    There’s dead coats and jackets under other people’s seats, so they’ve got it lucky.

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    caliopuh | 9:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    honey the vest peed the floor again!!

22. 

    Rebecca | 12:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If it bites me, I swear I will call in my pet straightjacket!

23. 

    Pam | 1:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    See my vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.

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    Pal | 10:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It saves you from the shrieking eels.

25. 

    Huh? | 9:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, that’s unfortunate.

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    lacy | 3:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    look out for the man eating pants!!!!

27. 

    Ballistic Buddha | 12:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    no passengers over 150 KG allowed.

28. 

    reel amurican | 12:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Stewardess!!! My Vest just bit me! And then when I smacked him he peed in the floor. Stupid vest.

29. 

    drcmao | 3:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “if you want to life, then put it on when we crash”

30. 

    Claire | 5:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I knew I should have washed it before we left!

31. 

    Steph | 10:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The dead one is under your neighbors seat…

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    Rhonda | 10:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For security reasons, you must only pet the vest in the cabin in which you are seated.

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