The only antidote to beer goggles…

posted on 27 Aug 2008 in Containers

Instant cold shower protection…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Max’.
Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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  1. coffeebot | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …with TWO covet-fighting ingredients!

  2. coffeebot | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just Preparation-H remarketed.

  3. albo | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry but I enjoy my hose too much to use an anti-lust spray that says “pop hose” on it.

  4. Dangevin | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kills roaches, ants and libidos.

  5. ngyonghan | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Feelin’ too Frisky? Get this now! Buy two and you will get the Horny Remover for free! Hurry up while stocks last! :D

  6. Nyna | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those nights when your husband just wont take no for an answer!

  7. J-Luke | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think my wife is using this…

  8. Ghost08 | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes in three new scents; Lemon, Apple, and Ego enlarger.

  9. Karin | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waaay better than mace

  10. Meli | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Long-term use may cause decrease in population.

  11. Meli | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Emits vapors which cause global cooling.

  12. Ree | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I… think I’ll use a little of that

  13. sycareus | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s answer to its population problem

  14. MC | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn…… I thought it was air freshner……. that explains why my husband “just wants to cuddle”

  15. okdoke | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect size for congressional Intern handbags!

  16. FIDEL | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh It burns!!!

  17. Blaze | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pfizer’s next step is to market gas masks and protective suits.

  18. lillylivers | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    because sometimes…there’s just too much lust….

  19. Engrishrovel | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Celibacy never was easier…

  20. Cat | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anti-lust spray + viagra = disappointed old man + happy old woman

  21. Azure | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING……….
    The I in ‘ANTI` was a manufacturing failure
    ANTS themselves will cling to whichever part of the body that
    spray is applied.

    TY
    - HIROBO Management Team

  22. Lisa | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: regular use will cause genitals to rust from disuse!

  23. Miss Echo | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cheaper than marriage…

  24. dropkickmurphy | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think my body emmits that naturally.

  25. arem | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … for pervs too!

  26. xploded_tb | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it’s useful when on Japanese trains!

  27. Jeremy | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look for our anti-envy cream and anti-sloth paint!

  28. Maurice | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the original Axe Body Spray packaging wasn’t reaching their desired demographic.

  29. Nuclear Chauffeur | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One less deadly sin to worry about…

  30. Pal | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought R.C. just used to make Cola…

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the RC, there’s the anti-lust spray; for the C of E, there’s the anti-sodomy spray; for the AME, there’s the …

  32. D. Inward | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like disappointment.

  33. Robert Sumner | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FINALLY!! I can go to the strip club and not piss away a house payment!

  34. jer0me | 12:38 am |

    I need that! I need that!

  35. morgan | 11:13 am |

    hmm, does it work on meat and plastic?

  36. Jrene | 7:31 pm |

    From the makers of Pepper Spray…

  37. Swirl78 | 12:05 am |

    Also marketed in Europe under the name:

    Industrial Strength Catholic Priest Repellent.

  38. versed | 2:31 pm |

    Located in the lingerie department.

  39. deviant_angel | 12:19 am |

    perfect defense against rapists!

    rapist: i’m going to rape you!!!

    young lady: *sprays anti-lust spray*

    rapist: on second thought, i’ll just go home…

  40. Mindwave | 5:06 pm |

    That would actually come in pretty handy.

  41. Figure.10 | 12:18 pm |

    If they sprayed this stuff in highschools, everyone would get much better grades.

  42. Kent Tremain | 1:19 am |

    Why would I pay for this stuff when I can just think of Rosie O’Donnell and lose my boner for free?

  43. TheSkidmo | 8:25 am |

    For when she has the “headache”

  44. Karin | 5:10 pm |

    ohw very important that’s finally been brought to the market, we can finally focus on our real LIVEGOALS

  45. Lynn | 3:04 pm |

    For the pedophile on the go…

  46. Lynn | 3:07 pm |

    In a wide variety of colors. New from Lustoleum.

  47. robyn! | 9:22 am |

    i think my friend john owns anti-lust spray …

    oooohh burnn!

  48. garudamon11 | 3:59 pm |

    technology is amazing !

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