This is the good stuff!

posted on 13 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Do not bend, fold or hurl…

 

Photo courtesy of Nadia Redder.

Amenity found in mini bar in Hangzhou, China hotel.

‘Puke’ is supposed to mean ‘poker’.

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  1. Dangevin | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Only harvested from the finest Supermodels.

  2. coffeebot | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    NEW! Chunk free!

  3. Dom | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Harvested daily from college frat houses across the nation and shipped straight to you!

  4. Ghost08 | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah the low grade stuff is way acidic and it’s from amateurs.

  5. TimC | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! That was what we got last year for our Christmas “bonus!”

  6. Alice | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! The low grade puke just makes me sick.

  7. lillylivers | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s because it’s not the fake plastic stuff…..

  8. bones | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now MSG-free.

  9. Daruma3 | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly sifted and strained!!

  10. Makk | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    because sometimes mid-grade puke just isn’t good enough…

  11. Liz | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noone has noted that it is in fact “Non-Complimentary” Puke. Because as we all know they don’t just give away the high grade stuff.

  12. Miss Echo | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this side up-chuck…

  13. Ed Sherman | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you get what you pay for !

  14. Sam | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the puke connoisseurs of the world…

  15. D. Chaulk | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is good because my right mouse button (RMB) 1.0 is just made of plastic.

  16. fanny | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how much for the best quality puke???

  17. arem | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where do these pukes came from?! send me some

  18. James Nomura-Harrington | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably contains melamine.

  19. dropkickmurphy | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    any beer in it?

  20. Jamie | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Non-complimentary, Holmes?” “It means no longer alimentary, my dear Watson.”

  21. stef | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they come in pizza boxes?

  22. Dr. Nick | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now in baby white drunk dad brown!

  23. Celanthas of Silvermoon | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment, and OK for you.”

  24. F | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It might be revolting, but I am now insanely curious to see a mass manufacturing plant…

  25. Toadsanime | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Medium-grade puke is almost as good as high-grade puke but cheaper, so I prefer to buy that instead.

  26. Mikani | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not that low class puke, this is the fancy stuff!

  27. yummyanimals | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    from our bulimia farm!

  28. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonderful! Now I can regergitate to my bird-young with the stuff of legend!

  29. Huh? | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those moments when you need to throw up on the big boss…

  30. Jeff Boiko | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These are decks of laying cards!

  31. lacy | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    as opposed to the low grade diarrhea down the aisle…

  32. Mandee | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rainbow shower party starts 7pm sharp… ladies drink free till 9pm, guys non-complimentary…

  33. jer0me | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fr0m Brangelina’s twins!

  34. michelle | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New “Go Green” type also avaliable for those earthlovers!

  35. bullta | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i prefer mine extra chunky

  36. MrMe05 | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% pure pre-pasteurized bulimic product!

  37. Rimmer | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve got a slogan, now we need a title.

    “Hurlbox”

  38. Caliallye | 12:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    non-complimentary high grade puke
    it spews forth only abuse…..

  39. versed | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t come up with your own. Order some!

  40. Corwyn | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Non-complimentary? I don’t know, when I wore this puke on my shirt last night, I got a LOT of compliments!

  41. Corwyn | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, other puke may tell you that you have nice eyes, but this high-grade puke thinks It’s better than you.

  42. Corwyn | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Non-complimentary? You can say THAT again. This puke told me I was a “total git” and that it wouldn’t be caught dribbling down my chin and shirt if I had the last chin and shirt in the universe.

  43. Corwyn | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Mr. high-grade puke, you look vaguely familiar… did I date you or something?
    Oh wait, now i remember where I met you before: you’re the bloke who tole me ’bout a month ago: “due to lack of work, we have to lay you off”

  44. haha | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To be fair, “puke” is the pinyin for cards in Chinese.
    ><

  45. deviant_angel | 11:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    non-complimentary..you have to buy it…

  46. Baller Important | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Expect no Compliments…Not from the Puke

  47. kayla | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    influenza brand puke promises you only the finest quality selection of partially-digested foods. only avalible during flu season

  48. Al | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now in new CHUNKY STYLE

  49. LOLWUT | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh from virgin hot springs.

  50. donjuan71 | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s $100 worth of Crown Royal and stomach acid in there. Good times, good times.

  51. Jim McDermott | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who care to send the very best.

  52. GRT! | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    when the cheap stuff just isn’t good enough…

  53. Lora | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, kids!! Are you tired of not being able to trick your parents into thinking you’re too sick to go to school? Has pouring a can of vegetable beef soup into the toilet to look like you just puked failed to convince them you’ve got the “tummy flu”? Then you need our high-grade real puke! Yes boys and girls, just place some of this extra chunky, funky substance on your pilow, in the bathroom or even on your kitchen table and you’ll be avoiding that dreaded math test with no trouble at all! Warning: may cause you to really puke.

  54. Jeff | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For my puke to excel in Mathematics…

  55. Humalien | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for anerexics who just can’t make their own

  56. grab | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try thier new flavor. HIGHBREED POOP IN A HIGH GRADE PUKE!

  57. Monica Crump | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….supplied only by Ivy Leaguers

  58. Cj | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Non Complimentary?
    Hell Yeah! Only the best for my baby.

  59. hihihi | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now with a lemony-fresh scent!!!!

  60. Erna | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where can I get that?

  61. aydonis | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra Chunky with no MSG!

  62. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like Crunchy Frog!

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