Air extra…

posted on 9 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

¥100 in kiddie pool…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia.
Found in Hainan, China.  

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  1. Name | 3:53 am |

    What they don’t tell you until you’ve already paid; the boat is actually going far, farther, fartherer and farthest INland

  2. Cheelybean | 10:29 am |

    For ¥230, you can just SIT in the boat! You pay extra to go farther and fartherer.

  3. JFreakie | 12:31 am |

    um… what’s night hunting?

  4. Baller Important | 9:50 am |

    …Hunting
    Hunting goes far
    Hunting goes farther
    Hunting goes fartherer
    Hunting 3 shoots farthest
    Day Fighting…etc

  5. Kelot | 8:24 pm |

    How long is far in kilometers?

  6. Omar | 12:20 pm |

    What if i want to get off at the 1st spot farthest ??? boat doesn’t stop there ? WTF

  7. Kenku | 2:24 pm |

    How much for fartherererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererer? I need to get back to my planet.

  8. Glob | 5:59 pm |

    And if you double the price, we’ll take you back alive! What a deal!

  9. Ram | 10:32 am |

    All new improvised scuba diving superlatives

  10. Trance88 | 7:10 am |

    Please, keep fartherer me away China from.

  11. Sashi! (not really) | 7:47 am |

    (Yen) 780 becomes when you go farthererer!

  12. Rob T. | 9:47 pm |

    boat two spots fartherer and you lose network…..go verizon buying!

  13. garudamon11 | 1:33 pm |

    for 1000 yen you can do morning hunting

  14. lol | 4:57 am |

    Its not yen, its Yuan, chinese.. Yen has 2 lines

  15. evangelion | 12:46 am |

    i’m on the run….i’ll do anything if u take me to the fartestestest safererest place with your boat!!!

  16. katie | 6:02 pm |

    Y1000 boat stops going fartherer and you dive

  17. Ken Story | 7:48 am |

    And well take you at Ridiculous speed

  18. neenz | 12:19 am |

    “So, how was everything?”
    “Oh we had a lovely time, thank you.”
    “Alright then, so let’s see here…you left the coast?”
    “Yes.”
    “So 180. Did you take the boat?”
    “Yes.”
    “So that’s another 230…So did you go anywhere?”
    “We went farther!”
    “Oh how nice! Whereabouts?”
    “Just past the bay.”
    “Oh, I’m afraid that’s fartherer, so that’ll be 580…”
    “How can that be fartherer? We could still reach the bottom!”
    “The bottom! Well that’s the farthest you can go. That’ll be an extra 580.”
    “But…but we didn’t even get to see anything it was so dark down there!”
    “You mean it was nighttime? Well in that case it’ll be 880…”
    “You…freaks! This is outrageous!”
    “Maam, calm down. We don’t want to see any relevant crazy action, especially since all the boats have been rented and there’s no one to take you on a long journey to get treatment.”
    “I want to speak to your manager.”
    “Okay, okay. I’ll give you discount. Buy package for boat to mostest farthestest and I give you half off, okay?”

  19. LoL Productions | 10:37 pm |

    Night hunting what?

  20. lology | 3:35 am |

    Night hunting
    Night hunting farther
    Night hunting fartherer
    Night hunting too far.

  21. certified_cadillacer | 7:41 pm |

    what a bargain…it cost me Â¥880 to go farthest night hunting with my boat. i cant believe believe i payed that other company Â¥1200 just to go 2 spots fartherer.

  22. Bob | 12:01 am |

    I think I would get along well with the person who made this sign. Okay, they don’t really understand English, but could YOU come up with a way to describe 6 (!) different distances in a way that a native Chinese speaker could immediately understand?

  23. Midas | 5:51 am |

    Free: When Boat turn upside down

  24. Rogerer | 5:55 am |

    On a clear day, you can see foreverer.

  25. junyok | 6:38 am |

    The mark Â¥ is normally used in China meaning Yuan (RMB), not Japanese Yen. That’s confusing.

  26. Anonymous | 9:40 am |

    where does regular boat go?

  27. Spencer | 3:07 am |

    They pay you ¥120 to scuba-dive in the sand onshore.

  28. JB A | 8:58 am |

    ¥1,000 Hunting Night.

  29. Phoenix | 12:30 pm |

    The fartherer you go, the less you make sense.

  30. ihart | 6:30 pm |

    What about the home cost? Are they gunna hunt the begginers or somthing?

  31. Jwaz | 5:44 pm |

    This for beginnererer. You want boat that go farthererest, you need be experterer.

  32. khugg | 4:54 pm |

    …And don’t forget drifting directions…..Laugh and scream!

  33. don | 9:19 am |

    how much for farthererer?

  34. K.Subrahmanya Bhat | 11:30 am |

    980 – Boat no return !

  35. memots | 2:58 am |

    fartherest, fartheresterer, fartherestererest, farthererererestererer…

  36. niu | 5:27 pm |

    pay ¥10000 and you get to check the ocean floor in a body bag !

  37. Doff | 7:41 am |

    I didn’t know English had become an agglutinative language.

  38. Dermot | 9:49 am |

    This totally a cover for a prostitution outfit.

  39. River | 2:03 pm |

    Se Jane go far
    See Dick go farther
    run, Jane, run
    Run from Dick!

  40. Some guy | 9:45 am |

    they are now offering an exlusive farthererer round trip ticket. 850yen.

  41. hihihi | 8:35 pm |

    then after that, the bot goes farther-er-er

  42. Doc812 | 7:52 pm |

    at night we nunt you

  43. Gerson | 4:03 am |

    Good thing I was not going to rent it for a month.. that would be fartherererestestestesteresterestereesretethethehthehth…

  44. Erna | 6:57 am |

    scuba diving night hunting = catching fishes at night?

  45. Cindi | 1:16 am |

    Hey honey here’s your ultimate scuba diving and fishing experience. Go on! I won’t miss you, promise.

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