Air extra…

posted on 9 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

¥100 in kiddie pool…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia.
Found in Hainan, China.  

145 captions

  1. Nyna | 11:18 pm |

    ¥1,000 Boat goes so farthererererest you get lose!

  2. Ja | 1:36 am |

    I’m short on cash. Do you have a boat that goes nearerer?

  3. glunter | 1:43 am |

    Chinglish? Isn’t Â¥ Japanese yen?

  4. Jayenkai | 2:44 am |

    ¥1,500 Boat comes back again

  5. Sanya | 4:18 am |

    ¥ 1,000 screw the diving, buy the fish.

  6. Ben | 6:06 am |

    Y 200 dive deep
    Y 270 dive deeper
    Y 340 dive deeperer

  7. nick | 6:37 am |

    Coming soon a submarine that goes downerer

  8. Nuclear Chauffeur | 7:00 am |

    Watching your friend get seasick during the ride… priceless.

  9. Brad | 9:06 am |

    See the Titanic 10 U.S.D

  10. BigFatCat | 9:15 am |

    How far is far? Me want no far. Me want far far away!

  11. Sanya | 10:53 am |

    glunter: no, it’s also used for the Chinese yuan.

  12. Cesar | 1:32 pm |

    To infinity, and fartherer!

  13. Dangevin | 1:45 pm |

    How much to just drop me off back in Los Angeles?

  14. ViC | 2:37 pm |

    dude, one of the bestest pix so far =P

  15. Rigoletto | 3:10 pm |

    The sequel to Far and Farther: Far and Fartherer

  16. Christopher Arbizu | 4:24 pm |

    Upwards of 1000 yen, boat goes farthererererererer

  17. Poisonus Gus | 4:26 pm |

    Or for a thousand I can take you night huntingtingting.

  18. Aul Puzzo | 7:31 pm |

    And the price for the unfortunate beginners has yet to be announced…

  19. Ellen | 11:43 pm |

    No one who has gone beyond 2 spots fartherer has ever returned…

  20. WeirdoBc | 6:40 am |

    I won’t go far, i’m still beginnerer…

  21. Pirka | 4:06 pm |

    I know that isn’t really a caption, but I love how one of the options is just plain ‘boat’.

    Farthererererererer.
    How much to take all the troopseses?

  22. Lollerskate | 4:52 pm |

    ^ alot of wordses to answer….

  23. Tim | 1:39 pm |

    Prices don’t make me feel betterer =(

  24. tyguy | 10:34 pm |

    in a place far fartherer away…

  25. sycareus | 1:01 am |

    extra 220 for night hunting, we make sure you keep limbs

  26. Pokejedservo | 6:33 am |

    Blonde Model: Heh heh Goggles are pretty…

  27. Makk | 7:35 pm |

    1000 yen knight hunting….

    ..from fartherest boat

  28. Lisa | 7:27 am |

    Bada Bing! You never come back.

  29. Aliana | 3:53 pm |

    駱馬 If you go three spots farthest, you enter an interdimensional time warp….

  30. Bec | 7:03 pm |

    Far, farther, fartherer, farthest…

    Ok, I think ‘farth’ is a unit of length in metric.

  31. HANNAHLEE | 11:25 am |

    how much for fartherererest

  32. ninja | 3:16 am |

    hey thats the chick from battlestar galactica

  33. Miss Echo | 7:45 pm |

    900 go moon

  34. sabre333 | 6:54 pm |

    wow….

    i wonder how much they pay for fartherererer…

  35. dropkickmurphy | 7:50 pm |

    ¥ 0 Boat goes way to far, just keep it

  36. Limitmaster | 9:10 pm |

    1000Y Ye be off the map with me, Matey! Here there be monsters!

  37. infamous lobster | 10:43 am |

    i would like to go fartherester please

  38. handsomdan | 10:44 am |

    what is the price for beginnerers?

  39. Shiny | 10:15 pm |

    Of course, they fail to mention that “Fartherer” is five feet away from “Farther”…

  40. rainiji | 3:24 am |

    Mind you guys, it’s only for Beginners…

    880 Yuan for night hunting..err, what are we going to hunt for?

    how bout for the Advanced Level? how far? the next country?
    farfartherfarthererfartherest…..and so on…

  41. Milan | 1:27 pm |

    I want boaterer

  42. Duck | 2:06 pm |

    Is it 730 yuan for the boat to only go 1 spot fartherer from farthererest?

  43. Pikachewdle | 1:09 pm |

    My brain went fartherer.

  44. irving constantino | 2:14 am |

    are the reefs in fatherer more beautifuler than the fartherest?

  45. Kambei | 2:21 am |

    Second star to the right, and farfarfartherester ’til morning

  46. Lex | 9:16 pm |

    Forgive me fartherer, for I have sinned.

  47. LareBear | 7:22 am |

    10000Â¥ Return you from opposite direction…

  48. T | 10:45 am |

    780 boat goes farthererer

  49. MoNkEy | 5:04 pm |

    No, bring me closer!

    CLOSERER!

  50. Aidan | 6:52 pm |

    Go scuba divering! it real funnerist

  51. yuan | 4:46 pm |

    Â¥ <– is RMB

  52. loke | 3:19 pm |

    where is the yen button?

  53. Joe | 4:53 pm |

    How far can you go if you’re an expert?

  54. Tom | 5:27 pm |

    ¥ 880 Midnight hunting
    ¥ 920 Midder night hunting
    ¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
    ¥ 1500 Morning hunting

  55. Tom | 5:27 pm |

    ¥ 880 Midnight hunting
    ¥ 920 Midder night hunting
    ¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
    ¥ 1500 2 A.M hunting

  56. Ell | 10:17 pm |

    how much would it cost if i go several spots fartherer?

  57. fbr | 11:09 pm |

    ¥ 1,500 See Titanic
    ¥ 2,000 See Titanicker

  58. Jeremy Benjamin | 5:17 pm |

    For advancederest
    Boat night hunting!

  59. Angelbaby | 4:30 pm |

    How much to just buy the stinkin’ boat?

  60. 1000 yuan get nighter hunting and happy ending with blonderer diving instructions teacher in photo.

  61. Stephan | 9:16 am |

    Help Prices

    ¥ 0-100 You drown
    ¥ 200 You have a lesser drown
    ¥ 300 You almost dont drown at all
    ¥ 400 No drowning.
    ¥ 1000 We drown for you.

  62. Ofer Mashiach | 11:07 am |

    How much for a light year away?

  63. Erik Johnson | 11:14 am |

    It’s only logical: the fartherer you diving, the moreer it costs.

  64. Me | 11:26 am |

    I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.

  65. Mark A | 5:23 am |

    Extra 20000 if you want to go back, unless you want to be dumped into the sea forever.

  66. Jerry Meandering | 2:18 pm |

    Y 10 Get Snorkel, flush head in toilet

  67. john | 11:19 pm |

    they say midnight hunting, but they dont tell you, there hunting you.

  68. tomtom | 3:34 am |

    question: is fartherer not farther than the farthest?

  69. Belbe | 10:56 am |

    Can I please have a boat goes 2 spots fartherest, night hunting, and a pistol please? Oh, and the boat ofcourse.

  70. anon | 1:32 pm |

    what’s the price to America?

  71. Alik | 10:20 pm |

    Your host and captain – Dumb and Dumberer

  72. Nyash | 11:57 am |

    Sorry but this is too funny. I spat water all over..

  73. morgan | 6:24 am |

    y 1500 artic swim
    y 3000 suicide platform
    y 2000 avoid the sharks

  74. morgan | 6:26 am |

    y 20 shotgun
    y 50 aqua bot
    y 15 pistol (with magnum)

  75. Jamie Brannon | 7:30 pm |

    soooo… how do you hunt the night?

  76. Roxiedog | 6:39 pm |

    If you choose night hunting, you’ve gone too far(thererest)…

  77. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:23 am |

    Â¥ 100 000 – this never happened, and nobody saw a thing…

  78. FF | 1:04 pm |

    For of beginners who wanted asked: boat 3 spot furtherestest, boat meet home

    – Your Trip Organiser

  79. a man who talk much | 10:06 pm |

    time to hunt seestag and aqua beear!

  80. lacy | 4:23 pm |

    this is dumb
    dumber
    dumberer
    and dumbererer

  81. Etheral | 5:03 pm |

    But I’ll take YOU to the spottest away farther for free, babe

  82. Gaara | 9:54 pm |

    The funnierer sign I’ve ever seen!

  83. Purplehound | 12:41 pm |

    We’re gonna need a biggerer boat…

  84. Mirek | 1:04 pm |

    Roger Fartherer.

  85. peter | 7:47 am |

    Hi,guys.I am the guy who print this out. I am very glad that every one likes my word “fartherer”. I hope to see you in Blue Sky hostel in Sanya Hainan china soonerer.

  86. Justin | 6:41 pm |

    Well, I gotta make dinner, so, can I take one Far-ish?

  87. Osaka-neechan | 2:21 pm |

    Start ¥100 if go naked, rimited tiem only.

  88. k | 4:14 am |

    Does it seem like a bad idea to take the guys with harpoons on the same trip as the scuba divers?
    Nah
    Double your money and save on fuel coming back due to less weight.

  89. happyjoyjoy | 7:14 pm |

    ¥880 night for hunteeng
    ¥900 for light
    ¥2,000 for air tank.

  90. Rags | 8:57 am |

    Engrish
    Engrisher
    Engrisherer
    Engrishest

  91. DeanAckles | 8:57 pm |

    The night hunting option is to go look for a friend who went too far away. Farthest sounds like the point of no return!

  92. BK | 7:10 am |

    More options coming soon!

    Boat
    Boat with 1 oar
    Boat with 2 oars
    Boat with engine
    Boat with working engine

  93. Ghost08 | 8:19 pm |

    900 if u want to return from night hunting

  94. Ghost08 | 8:21 pm |

    900 if u want to invest in orange clothing for night hunting *wink wink*

  95. Lucia | 11:05 pm |

    “I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.”

    – I’m the one who sent the picture, true, that’s where we found it :) We went there in June 2007. Great place and best Chinglish!

  96. ROFLCOPTER | 7:48 am |

    LOL the night dive is only like 10 bucks american!

  97. BSting | 4:32 am |

    you gotta pay double for round trip

  98. Justin | 7:35 pm |

    2Y ……………..You sink in water, we watch you

  99. Grover | 2:56 pm |

    Near……..

    Far!!

  100. Kya | 11:35 am |

    880 – Hunt the scuba divers…

  101. Name | 3:53 am |

    What they don’t tell you until you’ve already paid; the boat is actually going far, farther, fartherer and farthest INland

  102. Cheelybean | 10:29 am |

    For ¥230, you can just SIT in the boat! You pay extra to go farther and fartherer.

  103. JFreakie | 12:31 am |

    um… what’s night hunting?

  104. Baller Important | 9:50 am |

    …Hunting
    Hunting goes far
    Hunting goes farther
    Hunting goes fartherer
    Hunting 3 shoots farthest
    Day Fighting…etc

  105. Kelot | 8:24 pm |

    How long is far in kilometers?

  106. Omar | 12:20 pm |

    What if i want to get off at the 1st spot farthest ??? boat doesn’t stop there ? WTF

  107. Kenku | 2:24 pm |

    How much for fartherererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererer? I need to get back to my planet.

  108. Glob | 5:59 pm |

    And if you double the price, we’ll take you back alive! What a deal!

  109. Ram | 10:32 am |

    All new improvised scuba diving superlatives

  110. Trance88 | 7:10 am |

    Please, keep fartherer me away China from.

  111. Sashi! (not really) | 7:47 am |

    (Yen) 780 becomes when you go farthererer!

  112. Rob T. | 9:47 pm |

    boat two spots fartherer and you lose network…..go verizon buying!

  113. garudamon11 | 1:33 pm |

    for 1000 yen you can do morning hunting

  114. lol | 4:57 am |

    Its not yen, its Yuan, chinese.. Yen has 2 lines

  115. evangelion | 12:46 am |

    i’m on the run….i’ll do anything if u take me to the fartestestest safererest place with your boat!!!

  116. katie | 6:02 pm |

    Y1000 boat stops going fartherer and you dive

  117. Ken Story | 7:48 am |

    And well take you at Ridiculous speed

  118. neenz | 12:19 am |

    “So, how was everything?”
    “Oh we had a lovely time, thank you.”
    “Alright then, so let’s see here…you left the coast?”
    “Yes.”
    “So 180. Did you take the boat?”
    “Yes.”
    “So that’s another 230…So did you go anywhere?”
    “We went farther!”
    “Oh how nice! Whereabouts?”
    “Just past the bay.”
    “Oh, I’m afraid that’s fartherer, so that’ll be 580…”
    “How can that be fartherer? We could still reach the bottom!”
    “The bottom! Well that’s the farthest you can go. That’ll be an extra 580.”
    “But…but we didn’t even get to see anything it was so dark down there!”
    “You mean it was nighttime? Well in that case it’ll be 880…”
    “You…freaks! This is outrageous!”
    “Maam, calm down. We don’t want to see any relevant crazy action, especially since all the boats have been rented and there’s no one to take you on a long journey to get treatment.”
    “I want to speak to your manager.”
    “Okay, okay. I’ll give you discount. Buy package for boat to mostest farthestest and I give you half off, okay?”

  119. LoL Productions | 10:37 pm |

    Night hunting what?

  120. lology | 3:35 am |

    Night hunting
    Night hunting farther
    Night hunting fartherer
    Night hunting too far.

  121. certified_cadillacer | 7:41 pm |

    what a bargain…it cost me Â¥880 to go farthest night hunting with my boat. i cant believe believe i payed that other company Â¥1200 just to go 2 spots fartherer.

  122. Bob | 12:01 am |

    I think I would get along well with the person who made this sign. Okay, they don’t really understand English, but could YOU come up with a way to describe 6 (!) different distances in a way that a native Chinese speaker could immediately understand?

  123. Midas | 5:51 am |

    Free: When Boat turn upside down

  124. Rogerer | 5:55 am |

    On a clear day, you can see foreverer.

  125. junyok | 6:38 am |

    The mark Â¥ is normally used in China meaning Yuan (RMB), not Japanese Yen. That’s confusing.

  126. Anonymous | 9:40 am |

    where does regular boat go?

  127. Spencer | 3:07 am |

    They pay you ¥120 to scuba-dive in the sand onshore.

  128. JB A | 8:58 am |

    ¥1,000 Hunting Night.

  129. Phoenix | 12:30 pm |

    The fartherer you go, the less you make sense.

  130. ihart | 6:30 pm |

    What about the home cost? Are they gunna hunt the begginers or somthing?

  131. Jwaz | 5:44 pm |

    This for beginnererer. You want boat that go farthererest, you need be experterer.

  132. khugg | 4:54 pm |

    …And don’t forget drifting directions…..Laugh and scream!

  133. don | 9:19 am |

    how much for farthererer?

  134. K.Subrahmanya Bhat | 11:30 am |

    980 – Boat no return !

  135. memots | 2:58 am |

    fartherest, fartheresterer, fartherestererest, farthererererestererer…

  136. niu | 5:27 pm |

    pay ¥10000 and you get to check the ocean floor in a body bag !

  137. Doff | 7:41 am |

    I didn’t know English had become an agglutinative language.

  138. Dermot | 9:49 am |

    This totally a cover for a prostitution outfit.

  139. River | 2:03 pm |

    Se Jane go far
    See Dick go farther
    run, Jane, run
    Run from Dick!

  140. Some guy | 9:45 am |

    they are now offering an exlusive farthererer round trip ticket. 850yen.

  141. hihihi | 8:35 pm |

    then after that, the bot goes farther-er-er

  142. Doc812 | 7:52 pm |

    at night we nunt you

  143. Gerson | 4:03 am |

    Good thing I was not going to rent it for a month.. that would be fartherererestestestesteresterestereesretethethehthehth…

  144. Erna | 6:57 am |

    scuba diving night hunting = catching fishes at night?

  145. Cindi | 1:16 am |

    Hey honey here’s your ultimate scuba diving and fishing experience. Go on! I won’t miss you, promise.

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