Air extra…
posted on 9 Sep 2008 in Chinglish
¥100 in kiddie pool…
Photo courtesy of Lucia.
Found in Hainan, China.
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¥1,000 Boat goes so farthererererest you get lose!
I’m short on cash. Do you have a boat that goes nearerer?
Chinglish? Isn’t ¥ Japanese yen?
¥1,500 Boat comes back again
¥ 1,000 screw the diving, buy the fish.
Y 200 dive deep
Y 270 dive deeper
Y 340 dive deeperer
Coming soon a submarine that goes downerer
Watching your friend get seasick during the ride… priceless.
See the Titanic 10 U.S.D
How far is far? Me want no far. Me want far far away!
glunter: no, it’s also used for the Chinese yuan.
To infinity, and fartherer!
How much to just drop me off back in Los Angeles?
dude, one of the bestest pix so far =P
The sequel to Far and Farther: Far and Fartherer
Upwards of 1000 yen, boat goes farthererererererer
Or for a thousand I can take you night huntingtingting.
And the price for the unfortunate beginners has yet to be announced…
No one who has gone beyond 2 spots fartherer has ever returned…
I won’t go far, i’m still beginnerer…
I know that isn’t really a caption, but I love how one of the options is just plain ‘boat’.
Farthererererererer.
How much to take all the troopseses?
^ alot of wordses to answer….
Prices don’t make me feel betterer =(
in a place far fartherer away…
extra 220 for night hunting, we make sure you keep limbs
Blonde Model: Heh heh Goggles are pretty…
1000 yen knight hunting….
..from fartherest boat
Bada Bing! You never come back.
駱馬 If you go three spots farthest, you enter an interdimensional time warp….
Far, farther, fartherer, farthest…
Ok, I think ‘farth’ is a unit of length in metric.
how much for fartherererest
hey thats the chick from battlestar galactica
900 go moon
wow….
i wonder how much they pay for fartherererer…
¥ 0 Boat goes way to far, just keep it
1000Y Ye be off the map with me, Matey! Here there be monsters!
i would like to go fartherester please
what is the price for beginnerers?
Of course, they fail to mention that “Fartherer” is five feet away from “Farther”…
Mind you guys, it’s only for Beginners…
880 Yuan for night hunting..err, what are we going to hunt for?
how bout for the Advanced Level? how far? the next country?
farfartherfarthererfartherest…..and so on…
I want boaterer
Is it 730 yuan for the boat to only go 1 spot fartherer from farthererest?
My brain went fartherer.
are the reefs in fatherer more beautifuler than the fartherest?
Second star to the right, and farfarfartherester ’til morning
Forgive me fartherer, for I have sinned.
10000¥ Return you from opposite direction…
780 boat goes farthererer
No, bring me closer!
CLOSERER!
Go scuba divering! it real funnerist
¥ <– is RMB
where is the yen button?
How far can you go if you’re an expert?
¥ 880 Midnight hunting
¥ 920 Midder night hunting
¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
¥ 1500 Morning hunting
¥ 880 Midnight hunting
¥ 920 Midder night hunting
¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
¥ 1500 2 A.M hunting
how much would it cost if i go several spots fartherer?
¥ 1,500 See Titanic
¥ 2,000 See Titanicker
For advancederest
Boat night hunting!
How much to just buy the stinkin’ boat?
1000 yuan get nighter hunting and happy ending with blonderer diving instructions teacher in photo.
Help Prices
¥ 0-100 You drown
¥ 200 You have a lesser drown
¥ 300 You almost dont drown at all
¥ 400 No drowning.
¥ 1000 We drown for you.
How much for a light year away?
It’s only logical: the fartherer you diving, the moreer it costs.
I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.
Extra 20000 if you want to go back, unless you want to be dumped into the sea forever.
Y 10 Get Snorkel, flush head in toilet
they say midnight hunting, but they dont tell you, there hunting you.
question: is fartherer not farther than the farthest?
Can I please have a boat goes 2 spots fartherest, night hunting, and a pistol please? Oh, and the boat ofcourse.
what’s the price to America?
Your host and captain - Dumb and Dumberer
Sorry but this is too funny. I spat water all over..
y 1500 artic swim
y 3000 suicide platform
y 2000 avoid the sharks
y 20 shotgun
y 50 aqua bot
y 15 pistol (with magnum)
soooo… how do you hunt the night?
If you choose night hunting, you’ve gone too far(thererest)…
¥ 100 000 - this never happened, and nobody saw a thing…
For of beginners who wanted asked: boat 3 spot furtherestest, boat meet home
- Your Trip Organiser
time to hunt seestag and aqua beear!
this is dumb
dumber
dumberer
and dumbererer
But I’ll take YOU to the spottest away farther for free, babe
The funnierer sign I’ve ever seen!
We’re gonna need a biggerer boat…
Roger Fartherer.
Hi,guys.I am the guy who print this out. I am very glad that every one likes my word “fartherer”. I hope to see you in Blue Sky hostel in Sanya Hainan china soonerer.
Well, I gotta make dinner, so, can I take one Far-ish?
Start ¥100 if go naked, rimited tiem only.
Does it seem like a bad idea to take the guys with harpoons on the same trip as the scuba divers?
Nah
Double your money and save on fuel coming back due to less weight.
¥880 night for hunteeng
¥900 for light
¥2,000 for air tank.
Engrish
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The night hunting option is to go look for a friend who went too far away. Farthest sounds like the point of no return!
More options coming soon!
Boat
Boat with 1 oar
Boat with 2 oars
Boat with engine
Boat with working engine
900 if u want to return from night hunting
900 if u want to invest in orange clothing for night hunting *wink wink*
“I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.”
- I’m the one who sent the picture, true, that’s where we found it
We went there in June 2007. Great place and best Chinglish!
LOL the night dive is only like 10 bucks american!
you gotta pay double for round trip
2Y ……………..You sink in water, we watch you
Near……..
Far!!
880 - Hunt the scuba divers…
What they don’t tell you until you’ve already paid; the boat is actually going far, farther, fartherer and farthest INland
For ¥230, you can just SIT in the boat! You pay extra to go farther and fartherer.
um… what’s night hunting?
…Hunting
Hunting goes far
Hunting goes farther
Hunting goes fartherer
Hunting 3 shoots farthest
Day Fighting…etc
How long is far in kilometers?
What if i want to get off at the 1st spot farthest ??? boat doesn’t stop there ? WTF
How much for fartherererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererer? I need to get back to my planet.
And if you double the price, we’ll take you back alive! What a deal!
All new improvised scuba diving superlatives
Please, keep fartherer me away China from.
(Yen) 780 becomes when you go farthererer!
for 1000 yen you can do morning hunting
Its not yen, its Yuan, chinese.. Yen has 2 lines
i’m on the run….i’ll do anything if u take me to the fartestestest safererest place with your boat!!!
Y1000 boat stops going fartherer and you dive
And well take you at Ridiculous speed
“So, how was everything?”
“Oh we had a lovely time, thank you.”
“Alright then, so let’s see here…you left the coast?”
“Yes.”
“So 180. Did you take the boat?”
“Yes.”
“So that’s another 230…So did you go anywhere?”
“We went farther!”
“Oh how nice! Whereabouts?”
“Just past the bay.”
“Oh, I’m afraid that’s fartherer, so that’ll be 580…”
“How can that be fartherer? We could still reach the bottom!”
“The bottom! Well that’s the farthest you can go. That’ll be an extra 580.”
“But…but we didn’t even get to see anything it was so dark down there!”
“You mean it was nighttime? Well in that case it’ll be 880…”
“You…freaks! This is outrageous!”
“Maam, calm down. We don’t want to see any relevant crazy action, especially since all the boats have been rented and there’s no one to take you on a long journey to get treatment.”
“I want to speak to your manager.”
“Okay, okay. I’ll give you discount. Buy package for boat to mostest farthestest and I give you half off, okay?”
Night hunting what?
Night hunting
Night hunting farther
Night hunting fartherer
Night hunting too far.
what a bargain…it cost me ¥880 to go farthest night hunting with my boat. i cant believe believe i payed that other company ¥1200 just to go 2 spots fartherer.
Free: When Boat turn upside down
On a clear day, you can see foreverer.