Air extra…

posted on 9 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

¥100 in kiddie pool…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia.
Found in Hainan, China.  

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  1. Nyna | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 60  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥1,000 Boat goes so farthererererest you get lose!

  2. Ja | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 47  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m short on cash. Do you have a boat that goes nearerer?

  3. glunter | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 9  

    Chinglish? Isn’t Â¥ Japanese yen?

  4. Jayenkai | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥1,500 Boat comes back again

  5. Sanya | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥ 1,000 screw the diving, buy the fish.

  6. Ben | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Y 200 dive deep
    Y 270 dive deeper
    Y 340 dive deeperer

  7. nick | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon a submarine that goes downerer

  8. Nuclear Chauffeur | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Watching your friend get seasick during the ride… priceless.

  9. Brad | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    See the Titanic 10 U.S.D

  10. BigFatCat | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    How far is far? Me want no far. Me want far far away!

  11. Sanya | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    glunter: no, it’s also used for the Chinese yuan.

  12. Cesar | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To infinity, and fartherer!

  13. Dangevin | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How much to just drop me off back in Los Angeles?

  14. ViC | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    dude, one of the bestest pix so far =P

  15. Rigoletto | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The sequel to Far and Farther: Far and Fartherer

  16. Christopher Arbizu | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Upwards of 1000 yen, boat goes farthererererererer

  17. Poisonus Gus | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Or for a thousand I can take you night huntingtingting.

  18. Aul Puzzo | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the price for the unfortunate beginners has yet to be announced…

  19. Ellen | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No one who has gone beyond 2 spots fartherer has ever returned…

  20. WeirdoBc | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t go far, i’m still beginnerer…

  21. Pirka | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I know that isn’t really a caption, but I love how one of the options is just plain ‘boat’.

    Farthererererererer.
    How much to take all the troopseses?

  22. Lollerskate | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ^ alot of wordses to answer….

  23. Tim | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Prices don’t make me feel betterer =(

  24. tyguy | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    in a place far fartherer away…

  25. sycareus | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    extra 220 for night hunting, we make sure you keep limbs

  26. Pokejedservo | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Blonde Model: Heh heh Goggles are pretty…

  27. Makk | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1000 yen knight hunting….

    ..from fartherest boat

  28. Lisa | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bada Bing! You never come back.

  29. Aliana | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    駱馬 If you go three spots farthest, you enter an interdimensional time warp….

  30. Bec | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Far, farther, fartherer, farthest…

    Ok, I think ‘farth’ is a unit of length in metric.

  31. HANNAHLEE | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    how much for fartherererest

  32. ninja | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey thats the chick from battlestar galactica

  33. Miss Echo | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    900 go moon

  34. sabre333 | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow….

    i wonder how much they pay for fartherererer…

  35. dropkickmurphy | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥ 0 Boat goes way to far, just keep it

  36. Limitmaster | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    1000Y Ye be off the map with me, Matey! Here there be monsters!

  37. infamous lobster | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    i would like to go fartherester please

  38. handsomdan | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what is the price for beginnerers?

  39. Shiny | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, they fail to mention that “Fartherer” is five feet away from “Farther”…

  40. rainiji | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind you guys, it’s only for Beginners…

    880 Yuan for night hunting..err, what are we going to hunt for?

    how bout for the Advanced Level? how far? the next country?
    farfartherfarthererfartherest…..and so on…

  41. Milan | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want boaterer

  42. Duck | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it 730 yuan for the boat to only go 1 spot fartherer from farthererest?

  43. Pikachewdle | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My brain went fartherer.

  44. irving constantino | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    are the reefs in fatherer more beautifuler than the fartherest?

  45. Kambei | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Second star to the right, and farfarfartherester ’til morning

  46. Lex | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forgive me fartherer, for I have sinned.

  47. LareBear | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    10000Â¥ Return you from opposite direction…

  48. T | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    780 boat goes farthererer

  49. MoNkEy | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No, bring me closer!

    CLOSERER!

  50. Aidan | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go scuba divering! it real funnerist

  51. yuan | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Â¥ <– is RMB

  52. loke | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    where is the yen button?

  53. Joe | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How far can you go if you’re an expert?

  54. Tom | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥ 880 Midnight hunting
    ¥ 920 Midder night hunting
    ¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
    ¥ 1500 Morning hunting

  55. Tom | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥ 880 Midnight hunting
    ¥ 920 Midder night hunting
    ¥ 1000 Middest night hunting
    ¥ 1500 2 A.M hunting

  56. Ell | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how much would it cost if i go several spots fartherer?

  57. fbr | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥ 1,500 See Titanic
    ¥ 2,000 See Titanicker

  58. Jeremy Benjamin | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For advancederest
    Boat night hunting!

  59. Angelbaby | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How much to just buy the stinkin’ boat?

  60. Men of USA are super best fun! | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    1000 yuan get nighter hunting and happy ending with blonderer diving instructions teacher in photo.

  61. Stephan | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Help Prices

    ¥ 0-100 You drown
    ¥ 200 You have a lesser drown
    ¥ 300 You almost dont drown at all
    ¥ 400 No drowning.
    ¥ 1000 We drown for you.

  62. Ofer Mashiach | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much for a light year away?

  63. Erik Johnson | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only logical: the fartherer you diving, the moreer it costs.

  64. Me | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.

  65. Mark A | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra 20000 if you want to go back, unless you want to be dumped into the sea forever.

  66. Jerry Meandering | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Y 10 Get Snorkel, flush head in toilet

  67. john | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they say midnight hunting, but they dont tell you, there hunting you.

  68. tomtom | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    question: is fartherer not farther than the farthest?

  69. Belbe | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I please have a boat goes 2 spots fartherest, night hunting, and a pistol please? Oh, and the boat ofcourse.

  70. anon | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what’s the price to America?

  71. Alik | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Your host and captain – Dumb and Dumberer

  72. Nyash | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry but this is too funny. I spat water all over..

  73. morgan | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    y 1500 artic swim
    y 3000 suicide platform
    y 2000 avoid the sharks

  74. morgan | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    y 20 shotgun
    y 50 aqua bot
    y 15 pistol (with magnum)

  75. Jamie Brannon | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    soooo… how do you hunt the night?

  76. Roxiedog | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you choose night hunting, you’ve gone too far(thererest)…

  77. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Â¥ 100 000 – this never happened, and nobody saw a thing…

  78. FF | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For of beginners who wanted asked: boat 3 spot furtherestest, boat meet home

    – Your Trip Organiser

  79. a man who talk much | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    time to hunt seestag and aqua beear!

  80. lacy | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is dumb
    dumber
    dumberer
    and dumbererer

  81. Etheral | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’ll take YOU to the spottest away farther for free, babe

  82. Gaara | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The funnierer sign I’ve ever seen!

  83. Purplehound | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re gonna need a biggerer boat…

  84. Mirek | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Roger Fartherer.

  85. peter | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi,guys.I am the guy who print this out. I am very glad that every one likes my word “fartherer”. I hope to see you in Blue Sky hostel in Sanya Hainan china soonerer.

  86. Justin | 6:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I gotta make dinner, so, can I take one Far-ish?

  87. Osaka-neechan | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Start ¥100 if go naked, rimited tiem only.

  88. k | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it seem like a bad idea to take the guys with harpoons on the same trip as the scuba divers?
    Nah
    Double your money and save on fuel coming back due to less weight.

  89. happyjoyjoy | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥880 night for hunteeng
    ¥900 for light
    ¥2,000 for air tank.

  90. Rags | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish
    Engrisher
    Engrisherer
    Engrishest

  91. DeanAckles | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The night hunting option is to go look for a friend who went too far away. Farthest sounds like the point of no return!

  92. BK | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    More options coming soon!

    Boat
    Boat with 1 oar
    Boat with 2 oars
    Boat with engine
    Boat with working engine

  93. Ghost08 | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    900 if u want to return from night hunting

  94. Ghost08 | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    900 if u want to invest in orange clothing for night hunting *wink wink*

  95. Lucia | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ve seen this! This sign is posted at the Blue Sky hostel in Sanya, Hainan Island. Or at least it was as of September 2007. Awesome hostel, BTW.”

    – I’m the one who sent the picture, true, that’s where we found it :) We went there in June 2007. Great place and best Chinglish!

  96. ROFLCOPTER | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL the night dive is only like 10 bucks american!

  97. BSting | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you gotta pay double for round trip

  98. Justin | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    2Y ……………..You sink in water, we watch you

  99. Grover | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Near……..

    Far!!

  100. Kya | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    880 – Hunt the scuba divers…

  101. Name | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What they don’t tell you until you’ve already paid; the boat is actually going far, farther, fartherer and farthest INland

  102. Cheelybean | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For ¥230, you can just SIT in the boat! You pay extra to go farther and fartherer.

  103. JFreakie | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    um… what’s night hunting?

  104. Baller Important | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Hunting
    Hunting goes far
    Hunting goes farther
    Hunting goes fartherer
    Hunting 3 shoots farthest
    Day Fighting…etc

  105. Kelot | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How long is far in kilometers?

  106. Omar | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if i want to get off at the 1st spot farthest ??? boat doesn’t stop there ? WTF

  107. Kenku | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How much for fartherererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererer? I need to get back to my planet.

  108. Glob | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you double the price, we’ll take you back alive! What a deal!

  109. Ram | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All new improvised scuba diving superlatives

  110. Trance88 | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, keep fartherer me away China from.

  111. Sashi! (not really) | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Yen) 780 becomes when you go farthererer!

  112. Rob T. | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    boat two spots fartherer and you lose network…..go verizon buying!

  113. garudamon11 | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    for 1000 yen you can do morning hunting

  114. lol | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its not yen, its Yuan, chinese.. Yen has 2 lines

  115. evangelion | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m on the run….i’ll do anything if u take me to the fartestestest safererest place with your boat!!!

  116. katie | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Y1000 boat stops going fartherer and you dive

  117. Ken Story | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And well take you at Ridiculous speed

  118. neenz | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “So, how was everything?”
    “Oh we had a lovely time, thank you.”
    “Alright then, so let’s see here…you left the coast?”
    “Yes.”
    “So 180. Did you take the boat?”
    “Yes.”
    “So that’s another 230…So did you go anywhere?”
    “We went farther!”
    “Oh how nice! Whereabouts?”
    “Just past the bay.”
    “Oh, I’m afraid that’s fartherer, so that’ll be 580…”
    “How can that be fartherer? We could still reach the bottom!”
    “The bottom! Well that’s the farthest you can go. That’ll be an extra 580.”
    “But…but we didn’t even get to see anything it was so dark down there!”
    “You mean it was nighttime? Well in that case it’ll be 880…”
    “You…freaks! This is outrageous!”
    “Maam, calm down. We don’t want to see any relevant crazy action, especially since all the boats have been rented and there’s no one to take you on a long journey to get treatment.”
    “I want to speak to your manager.”
    “Okay, okay. I’ll give you discount. Buy package for boat to mostest farthestest and I give you half off, okay?”

  119. LoL Productions | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Night hunting what?

  120. lology | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Night hunting
    Night hunting farther
    Night hunting fartherer
    Night hunting too far.

  121. certified_cadillacer | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what a bargain…it cost me Â¥880 to go farthest night hunting with my boat. i cant believe believe i payed that other company Â¥1200 just to go 2 spots fartherer.

  122. Bob | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I would get along well with the person who made this sign. Okay, they don’t really understand English, but could YOU come up with a way to describe 6 (!) different distances in a way that a native Chinese speaker could immediately understand?

  123. Midas | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free: When Boat turn upside down

  124. Rogerer | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    On a clear day, you can see foreverer.

  125. junyok | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The mark Â¥ is normally used in China meaning Yuan (RMB), not Japanese Yen. That’s confusing.

  126. Anonymous | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where does regular boat go?

  127. Spencer | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They pay you ¥120 to scuba-dive in the sand onshore.

  128. JB A | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ¥1,000 Hunting Night.

  129. Phoenix | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fartherer you go, the less you make sense.

  130. ihart | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about the home cost? Are they gunna hunt the begginers or somthing?

  131. Jwaz | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This for beginnererer. You want boat that go farthererest, you need be experterer.

  132. khugg | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And don’t forget drifting directions…..Laugh and scream!

  133. don | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how much for farthererer?

  134. K.Subrahmanya Bhat | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    980 – Boat no return !

  135. memots | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fartherest, fartheresterer, fartherestererest, farthererererestererer…

  136. niu | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    pay ¥10000 and you get to check the ocean floor in a body bag !

  137. Doff | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know English had become an agglutinative language.

  138. Dermot | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This totally a cover for a prostitution outfit.

  139. River | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Se Jane go far
    See Dick go farther
    run, Jane, run
    Run from Dick!

  140. Some guy | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they are now offering an exlusive farthererer round trip ticket. 850yen.

  141. hihihi | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    then after that, the bot goes farther-er-er

  142. Doc812 | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    at night we nunt you

  143. Gerson | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I was not going to rent it for a month.. that would be fartherererestestestesteresterestereesretethethehthehth…

  144. Erna | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    scuba diving night hunting = catching fishes at night?

  145. Cindi | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey honey here’s your ultimate scuba diving and fishing experience. Go on! I won’t miss you, promise.

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