Ball house toy from China…

posted on 20 Sep 2008 in Chinglish, Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Tom Vanassche.
Yellow text reads: “21 Century New Design. All New Enter” 

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  1. Benny | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much more fun than a Nothing Can…

  2. Dangevin | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This fall: Which kindergartener can survive being voted out of…the Ball House!

  3. Dangevin | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Side text: “To be highly praised and apprecialed by consuming public”

    Testimonial on back: “I are publically consumed your balls, and find them to been worthy of praise in highly.”

  4. Benny | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ball House am almost always eventually right.

  5. Dangevin | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t laugh at the Engrish – this is an improvement. The first draft was returned… apparently the “Ball Sack” for ages 1-3 wasn’t selling so well.

  6. Dangevin | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the housing market gets much worse, I’ll be moving in there with that kid.

  7. coffeebot | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Crotch Tent

  8. Ashe | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BALL HOUSE!!!! Two babies enter, only one exits!

  9. Pamela | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    crawling is for babies! comme to my house, we’ll play with my balls instead.

  10. Ripplin | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing can WHAT instead? Pfft, babies…

  11. Big Fat Cat | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where are the big balls? These are not big enough for me to grope!

  12. Molly | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Delivers hours of fun scratching…

  13. BeadyEl | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta say, the kid IN the ball house doesn’t look terribly happy.
    Probably trying to figure out what the heck his younger sibling is talking about…

  14. theillien | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball House

  15. Shadrach | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they are waiting for the 22nd century design before introducing walls.

  16. Nyna | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know nothing can me instead!

  17. dudeabides | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I try instead with other toy – no joy made result of my action! Once own, nothing can instead!

  18. Ellen | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The bride was angry when she arrived at her reception to discover that her new husband had rented the ballhouse instead of a ballroom for their wedding reception.
    “So that’s why it was so much cheaper!” The groom said.
    Needless to say, it was a tight squeeze for the 100 guests.

  19. BeadyEl | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    UGNH! There’s no ball room in this ball-house!!

  20. Big Fat Cat | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Delivered to you by Balls R Us

  21. Repetitious | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All new enter! All old keep out!

  22. Sam | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Proof that babies can talk; they just can’t form coherent sentences.

  23. Gertrude | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta catch ’em all!

  24. patcap365 | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “This week in news, the ball pit strikes again by consuming public who were “appreciative” and “praised” the item.”

  25. nick | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not actually a toy but the new ingenious trap for catching Pedophiles

  26. Valkupo | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Best Product People’s (Republic) Favourite!”
    Prototype originally from the USSR.

  27. Joe C | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandon hope all new who enter.

  28. David D | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    now conveniently packaged in a colourful ball sac

  29. Wolfie Rankin | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free child with every M&M Dispenser.

  30. WiiMote | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But if what once own I satisfied not?

  31. F | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those kids do NOT look like they are having fun in that ball house; maybe they should’ve received a foot saloon instead.

  32. The Joker | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My baby just got pregnant

  33. elena | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    balls mmmmmmm love id to in play them

  34. 700 Tnega Terces | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s nice Honey, but where did all our other stuff go…?

  35. EJL | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy, kids in China start using bad English early, eh?

  36. Kevin | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Latest housing project in China.

  37. Ghost08 | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    youve heard of house of wax? well this is the house of balls every where you turn you will have a ball in you face 😛

  38. Anony1200 | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This thing’s balls.

  39. Marc | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The kid uses LOLcats speak. I swear the next thing he’s going to say is “Can I haz cheezburger” or “do not want”

  40. Alex | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like this kid was photo shopped into the “house”.

  41. Ken Story | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aka house of scheweddy balls

  42. LaughingCoy | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For help in catching those pesky neighbor hood babies.

  43. Mont | 8:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My boyz need a home! -Kramer

  44. Geraint Jenkins | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No you misheard me. I said Great ‘WALL’ of China.

  45. Some guy | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly China! Babies cant talk!

  46. hihihi | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    also available for dogs with crotch-sniffing tendancies.

  47. Ruuku | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    since I owned nothing else can

  48. Chucky | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “To be highly praised and appreciated by consuming public”. I don’t even know what to say to that…”To be”? That seems a tad assumptive.

  49. Erna | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    once own, nothing can instead

    my bet for most nonsensical engrish!

  50. sparky | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s happy make.

  51. Megaman X! | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cannot stand a Nothing Can!

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