I love everybody! …except you.

posted on 29 Sep 2008 in Clothing

Actually, I’m a xenophobe…

 

Photo courtesy of Ty Jorgensen.
Photo part of Racist Engrish Week

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m not racist: I just hate thin skinned people…

  2. Anon | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Look, just because I don’t like Spike Lee..

  3. Mimi | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    and proud

  4. Anon | 12:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    If being racist means my rainbow has only 3 colours, then yeah, I’m racist.

  5. Mark | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t it mean I like to run against others in competition?

  6. Ellen | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Everyone’s a little bit lacist sometimes…

  7. Dangevin | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What, I love NASCAR! Wait…you’re saying that’s not what the word means?

  8. Dangevin | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt’s been in my family for generations.

  9. BeadyEl | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t this shirt come with a hood?

  10. coffeebot | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice shirt. Makes you look very sexist.

  11. Stefan | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a crackpot at the end of every rainbow.

  12. Eric G | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The shirt for gay racists

  13. Cesar | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Rainbow is the new black.

  14. patcap365 | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    No shirt is created equal

  15. Audinac | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Quality racism since 1876

  16. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re attempting to project a friendy image…

  17. T.C. | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So THATS what at the end of the rainbow…

  18. Someone50123548 | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Racist shirt. Only for people with the finest taste. Only for them!

  19. Poisonus Gus | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey wait, I thought this was a gay pride march.

  20. tekleader | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought the racist rainbow only had ONE color, not three.

  21. ChillinCharlie | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I found the end of the Rainbow and all I got was this T-shirt.

  22. ChillinCharlie | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the many failed Skittles slogans.

  23. Skeletextman | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Whether you black or white or even blue,
    this shirt shows racism’s right for you.

  24. Ja | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tailored-fit for asians only…

  25. Shadrach | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, Carebears have really gone down hill.

  26. Rice1 | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought this one because my sexist shirt got bleached.

  27. Eric G | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Mandatory company attire at the Fox News Channel.

  28. dropkickmurphy | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Free white pointy hat with purchase.

  29. Blah | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Four score and seven years ago…

  30. coffeebot | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Yep, back in the 70′s we really knew how to hate people…

  31. zookeeperjulie | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now in bright, new package!

  32. Pokejedservo | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One would think that a Racist shirt wouldn’t be so colored…

  33. Carlos the Jackal | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So Ted, I hear you’re a racist now…

  34. Diddims | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bright colors and happy designs really set the mood!

  35. Sam | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m thinking of getting an “Ageist” shirt…

  36. Kenji | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with all the freshness…it said XD

  37. Sam | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My “Classist” shirt is in the wash. *Siiiiiigh*, what to wear? What to wear?

  38. Kate | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because a rainbow is a promise from God.

  39. peter pan | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a reason this is yellow..?

    I would so buy this shirt. I don’t care if I’d get beat up. lol

  40. profreeloada | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this shirt says it all. i want 100 of those

  41. Janica | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not racist I know plenty of white people I hate!

  42. sean | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    part of the KKKs new child recruiting program

  43. Lex | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave the rainbow out of this!

  44. Silverwolf | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Racist rainbow…when you hate ALL races equally.

  45. Angela N | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I only buy Belgian lace.

  46. Eli | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Birthday, Michael Richards!!

  47. Antz | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not racist I hate everyone!!!

  48. Ell | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    made for the fashionable racists

  49. fbr | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually I was looking for the chauvinist pig T-shirt…

  50. linrn | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    equal opportunity bigotry.

  51. Kiael | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in time for casual lynching friday!

  52. Mr Mojo Risin | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Care Bear we never knew.

  53. Kermit | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ts not easy being green…

  54. Chocorobokun | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    did u forget to put something like “i love…..”?

  55. Angelbaby | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The pink shirt behind it says ” Ignorant sexist pig, and proud of it” ! It’s the new T-shirt line from Dog the Bounty Hunter!

  56. Stephan | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    KKK wasn’t bringing in enough young people, so was time for change.

  57. Eulogy | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what the HELL have the carebears been doing?!?!?!

  58. Spoof | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not racist! i swear! I just hate everyone equally.

  59. Mii-chan | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Presenting, the new KKK uniform!!

  60. Summer | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    as if thats a good thing~

  61. Doctor | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow power, cold Shower!

  62. Mr. Christian | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww…I should get this shirt for my Uncle John and Aunt Sarah.

  63. Rebecca | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because everyone needs to express themselves!

  64. Belbe | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t judge me.

  65. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Racist, but apparently not homophobic …

  66. morgan | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    looks like im not buying that…

  67. Jeaux | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So now that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow shows his true feelings. He’s gay, but hates people who aren’t like him.

  68. leenda | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I em very fastest racist. i am winning many times when I am runing. Am faster racist than you are be, I will be bet you!

  69. Patty | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Designer: My bad… it was meant to say rapist god dammit!

  70. a man who talk much | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    we are an exclusinary rainbow mising color few!

  71. 700 Tnega Terces | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Power to the People…who hate everybody.

  72. spartiger | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have it in white?

  73. tee-hee | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YAY! RACIST BEAR! :D

  74. Kimgiggly79 | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wear this shirt to the Racist Pride parade every year!

  75. rosie | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    somewhere over the rainbow!! whiiite birds fly! coz well ave none of them blue birds ere!

  76. a kittah | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    sponsored by the Simpsons

  77. Osaka-neechan | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    First Edition Carebear, 1965: LIMITED TIME ONLY, NOT SOLD TO NONWHITES, WOMEN, GAYS, OCCASIONAL METASEXUALS OR CITIZENS OF CANADA.

  78. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re here; we’re racist; get used to it.

  79. The creature of the midden | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For all of your gay racist needs, just visit wal-mart in LA !

  80. Scott Lefebvre | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Ku Klux Klan introduces its new line of children’s apparel.

  81. Ghost08 | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ironically enough the message is so colorful u can’t stay mad at it

  82. Lanz16 | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the wearer!

    Hehehehe….

  83. DeanAckles | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    History lessons would’ve been interesting had these shirts been invented earlier- I can so imagine reading a textbook and seeing Hitler & the Nazis wear this!

  84. Kris | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    a colourful and fun way to be blatantly honest

  85. A person | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Cotton picked by slaves in a third-world country

    This shirt says “I’m a white gay hippie and I don’t like you.’

  86. Ayabie fan | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    this shirt come free with a noose

  87. T-Sweet | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not racist……I hate everybody!!!

  88. th tlansrater | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nothing says i hate your more than a colorful rainbow. but, what color does the rainbow hate is the better question.

  89. DP Interworld | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How to dress up your words haha!

  90. zworykin | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The rainbow colours are inverted; red should be at the top and blue at the bottom!

  91. Robato Bishii | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I have to play that funky music? Do I really have to lay down the mood and play that funky music ’till I die?

  92. Kashii | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “hey guys, what’rr you laughing about?”
    “Racism!”
    “Cool”

  93. Rob | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seen hanging next to the shirt with rainbows and BIGGOT on it…

  94. Pato | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    when racism and homosexuality meets in the 70s

  95. Carly | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A happy state of mind.

  96. static | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s with the sparkles?

  97. lostie | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … taste the hate rainbow

  98. Dee | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But those are apples bedazzling the border. So you must like fruit.

  99. Karin | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the happy world of rasicm ohhwww yeah

  100. God Jesus | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This rainbow is for WHITES ONLY!

  101. Yellow Fever | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yellow Powa

  102. Cure_nyah | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why not wear it with pride

  103. EastFrisian | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just NEED to have this! :-P

  104. Choo-Choo | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come join our rainbow! …Except you. And you.

  105. neenz | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aryan Eagle: for the teeny-bopper kids of neo-nazi parents.

  106. Brandon | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please not: Rainbow is RED WHITE and BLUE, all countries WITHOUT theese culors awn flag arr badd!!!

  107. Dave | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not Racist! I hate everybody!

  108. Sandor | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why don’t you sell THIS shirt? Some of the other shirt listings you have a “buy it” link below. This shirt is the ultimate in mixed messages. The rainbow! Brilliant!

  109. yoyo | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    D’you have it in black? No?

  110. drumming_panda | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ha! That shirt is soooo white!

  111. lily | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    welll its very honest

  112. lol | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well there’s something to be proud of!

  113. rambo | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Look what I found in Obama’s closet!

  114. Phoenix | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I only like three colours of the rainbow, so I’m racist.

  115. ihart | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What were they trying to spell?

  116. Raymund Victor | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tommy Hilfiger’s 2010 spring collection is here!!!

  117. don | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    whoever wears that will be hunted by the blacks for life

  118. Lala | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    my english so awful but it’s ok laa….

  119. - | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    dident you see these “racism is good” posters and that “make minorities murder legal” petition? it’s the same organisation.

  120. Janice | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gonna join the Kru Krux Kran then?

  121. Dermot | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They even left out some of the colours of the rainbow.

  122. Troll112 | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste the rainbow……. except for the black ones

  123. Mortarion | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …in Imperial Japan, even Neo Nazis are kawaii…..

  124. Some guy | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    theres a racist at the end of every rainbow.

  125. Some guy | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    insult the rainbow. taste the rainbow.

  126. Winnie | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re a yellow shirt and u call us racist…

  127. hihihi | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    for racists that don’t like orange, green, and purple.

  128. Gerson | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese mom: YES YES I AM GLAD YOU LIKE THE SHIRT I OF BUY TO YOU, now all my kids can be super racist just like all american people :D

    I think she means something else, but she isn’t that far off…

  129. sparky | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m off to see the wizard somewhere under the rainbow.

  130. ArallaHiney | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder there are no multicultural leprechauns

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