It’s a real hit…
posted on 3 Sep 2008 in Chinglish
Don’t forget to punch in…
Photo courtesy of Joe Fitler.
Door of room housing firefighting equipment.
Found in Shanghai, China
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For those business meetings when you just can’t reach an agreement with words.
Go next door if you want to work things out!
“Break” room.
For anybody who wants a beatdown after meetings.
For those intrested theres an all male ballet room next door we can drag them in here.
Across the hall from the Argument Clinic, and next door to the Wound Center.
The first rule of fighting room is: there is no fighting room.
What every mother needs in her home!
And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
*sigh*… The club just doesn’t have the secrecy it used to.
Yo, Boss. Can we have my next Performance Appraisal in this room?
It was under a different name until the UN came here regularly…
Cocks optional.
According to the pictures on the sign, I think someone isn’t coming out alive.
Does not come with weapons…
As an afterthought, they made a “fire” room.
It didn’t go quite to plan.
BYOC-
(bring your own chair)
You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!
The fighting room is down the hall.
for the dysfunctional family that has everything
Because the shouting room just wasn’t enough…
You know those times when you get so pissed off you screw up your room? Well, this one fights back.
for when your local pub is too crowded
Disclaimer: Fighting room is not responsible for any injuries sustained in Fighting room. Enter at your own risk.
The good news is that this one has a strict “No Kill” policy, unfortunately there is still a good chance that some of your teeth might be interesting…
*teeth might be missing…
Good I can’t believe I wrote out what I did on the teeth…
It’s all fun and games in the fighting room till some loses an eye
Rule one of fighting room is you do not talk about fighting room.
The Chinese text has more to do with ‘fire prevention’ and fighting the flames than another human being.
I just love Engrish and the unintended humor & puns only a true Engrish-speaking native can produce!
Greetings from Chinese Lapland… and have fun!
Just when you thought takeovers couldn’t get any more hostile!
OR
Which way to Fighting Club again?
To settle disputes with those in the living room…
OOOH is Brad Pitt in there by any chance?
halt! beware! it has a fighting KNOB too!
-”Mommy, he started it!”
-”I don’t care who started it. You two, go to the fighting room and finish it!”
for the person who likes to compartmentalize their actions
“Announcement!”
“All fire fighters, all fire fighters. Now we’re going to start fighting in this room. There will be messed up so badly like a kiddie room.”
“I am NOT like a number one boxer.”
Ah, the ‘family law’ court has a new method of litigation.
Chinese divorce court
Saves one from having to meet at the bike racks after school.
I dont get it.
with a complimentary hit in the face!
There’s no fighting in the War Room! Oh wait… this is the fighting room. Continue.
well, here in our office we have “eating area”..
The room for that syky boss
kick in the door!
China’s Fight Club!
Grab y0urselves a pair 0f gl0ves bef0re entering..
Abuse Room is down the hallway to the right, Nagging lounge is upstairs…
No talk about Fight Club!!
The first rule of fighting room is: you do not talk about fighting room.
at least it is clear what bussiness meetings are about here
Q, Is this the right room for an argument ?
A, I told you once !
the first rule of fighting room is : do not march on moscow …..