It’s how we get the crispy texture…

posted on 1 Sep 2008 in Chinglish, Snacks

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  1. Dangevin | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, when cooking naked, always stand clear when you open the oven door.

  2. Alex Cline | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmm tastes like my momma’s cooking

  3. Fail Funnies | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like burned meat buscuits to start your morning ;>)

  4. coffeebot | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    like sourdough, only worse

  5. ngyonghan | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Missed your ma’s burnt lunch so much? It’s because all of the soap opera in your local TV channel are all taking a break. In that case, if you still want it, get Burnedmeat - burnt to a crisp!

  6. Nyna | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now thats what I call cajun cooking!

  7. Pamela | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great with charedbits soup!

  8. Ghost08 | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And for those who are more carnivorous theres RAWMEAT balls.

  9. DeathlyH | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now served at Kintecky Fred Chuckin.

  10. John Nowak | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We hope you like them REALLY well done!

  11. Shadrach | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and now I’ll be using a recipe that has been in my family since the early Jurassic period.

  12. annievanna | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …for that “mothers home cooking” taste….

  13. Dominic Small | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For when ‘cooked meat flavour biscuits’ just ain’t enough…

  14. KB-Sama | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients: 1/5 Napalm, 2/8 lighter fluid, and one small pet.

  15. Christopher Arbizu | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We ran out of burnt bread.

  16. MidoriSkyJT | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It tastes a little burnt.

  17. lillylivers | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow, and i thought they stopped making those crackers in my favorite flavor! i love the chalky flavor!

  18. Cat | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Burned meat flavour… because we ran out of chicken stock…

  19. Azure | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody wants to eat animals that were burnouts, C’mon!

  20. xan | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Secret ingredient not so secret

  21. xan | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Secret ingredient not so secret anymore…

  22. Ainegue | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well everyone else was doing Ranch Flavored or Zesty Salsa, it seemed like a good idea at the time…

  23. Ainegue | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also availble in Raw and Pre-Chewed form!

  24. dropkickmurphy | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “mmm, meat buscuits”

  25. Fogzilla | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the subtle mix of Spanish and Chinese.

    “Chu mei si” = Chew me, yes?

  26. F | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Soggy Overcooked Vegetable flavour” didn’t go over so well….

  27. Kimgiggly79 | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because Burned Meat is always sooooo appealing

  28. k | 3:45 am |

    Also look for Burnedmeat Fingers, Burnedmeat Snack Sticks, Burnedmeat Nuggets and our new line of Undercookedmeat products.

    or

    Their first idea didn’t work out so well, Undercookedmeat Biscuts. So they sold the pork recipe to a diet company and started over.

  29. versed | 2:36 pm |

    Mei si spots.

  30. Mindwave | 5:15 pm |

    The best part about waking up is burned meat biscuit in your trunk

  31. sebastien | 5:21 pm |

    taste like the time mommy had a hang over, and daddy had to make breakfast.

  32. Karin | 5:19 pm |

    njammie!

  33. Ken Story | 6:52 am |

    makes a nice change from rotting meat flavor

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