Just past sneeze vestibule…

posted on 14 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

If you’ve reached asthma court, you’ve gone too far…

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Ford. 
Found at a hotel in Beijing, China. 

40 captions

  1. Dangevin | 12:51 am |

    Where I spend my coughey break.

  2. Dangevin | 12:52 am |

    I can’t quite figure out what that first pictogram says…

  3. Dangevin | 12:56 am |

    More specifically, it used to be the “congestion corner” – but the smokers felt discriminated against.

  4. Dangevin | 12:57 am |

    Conveniently located across from “Lozenges-R-Us.”

  5. Dangevin | 12:57 am |

    The person who made this sign was a real hack.

  6. Dangevin | 12:58 am |

    You know, it’s normally so quiet you can hear a cough drop.

  7. Dangevin | 12:59 am |

    We hold meetings there – always very productive.

  8. Dangevin | 1:01 am |

    You don’t see it? Just turn your head…

  9. Dangevin | 1:04 am |

    90 degrees of pure phlegm.

  10. J-Luke | 3:19 am |

    Also known as smoking room…

  11. Frank | 7:40 am |

    @Dangevin: We don’t need to make our own captions anymore since you have enough to say for all of us.

  12. Annie | 9:40 am |

    ..don’t forget to try our phlegm beds.

  13. Nyna | 1:13 pm |

    Don’t forget to cover your mouth!

  14. Ellen | 1:39 pm |

    Looks like the opera house finally decided to do something about those audience members who hack throughout the performance.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 pm |

    spittoon corner is next to cough corner

  16. nick | 5:30 am |

    not to be sneezed at

  17. tekleader | 6:53 am |

    Now appearing at Cough Corner: Weezer!

  18. kaoss | 9:29 am |

    free case of SARS with entry!

  19. Patrick | 7:05 pm |

    Not really a caption, but I sent a picture just like this except it said:

    “Lounge for the weak”

    Too bad it came out to blurry for quality standards.

  20. Sandy | 5:43 am |

    They should have just gone the whole way and called it the cancer corner.

  21. Ed Sherman | 3:58 pm |

    no, no-sneeze is the other way !

  22. arem | 10:03 pm |

    where’s the spit corner?

  23. pech | 5:36 pm |

    All right! Let’s smork!!!

  24. Silverwolf | 8:43 pm |

    Just at the end of the wheezy walkway.

  25. WiiMote | 4:11 pm |

    Ahem.

  26. F | 7:15 pm |

    … but first you have to cross the Vomit Pond Bridge…

  27. F | 7:16 pm |

    I REALLY don’t want to see Splooge Island….

  28. Cough Corner is in direct competition with Loogey Lounge. (Actually, “cough corner” is a little more subtle than the nickname given to my company’s outdoor shelter for smokers: the “butt hut”.)

  29. elena | 7:10 pm |

    sneeze room is down the hall

  30. Kimgiggly79 | 11:53 pm |

    This is where the sick get sent for a time out

  31. Jrene | 7:47 pm |

    Check in with Typhoid Mary the receptionist.

  32. Ghost08 | 3:06 pm |

    okay so stand here and turn your head….

  33. versed | 2:49 pm |

    Look to your left.

  34. deviant_angel | 1:05 am |

    only area where you could cough…harsh…

  35. Ken Story | 8:21 am |

    Cough corner has a great view of Mt. Wannahocalugi

  36. Phoenix | 12:37 pm |

    Where can I sneeze?

  37. Aaron | 8:29 pm |

    Which way to fart plaza?

  38. hihihi | 9:23 pm |

    is that like a foregn waiting room?

  39. Erna | 7:03 am |

    learn to hold your cough if you’re going there.

  40. Shellfire | 5:24 am |

    go die in the corner!

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