Mouth watering…

posted on 24 Sep 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

Tastes like chicken! … that’s been previously tasted.

 

Photo courtesy of Michael Ryan.
Menu found in Chinese Muslim restaurant in China. 

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  1. coffeebot | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I said ON A SPIT, not SPIT ON IT !!

  2. engrishwebmaster | 12:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like birds nest soup, only gross…

  3. Nic | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it does mean Saliva Chicken even in Chinses..

  4. Meli | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’ll make your mouth water, one way or the other.

  5. Dangevin | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pre-chewed chicken salad: no mayo necessary.

  6. Dangevin | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So what does the cook do to it if he DOESN’T like you?

  7. Dangevin | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s really disturbing: it’s probably just Saliva Cat.

  8. BigFatCat | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much better than KFC!

  9. Jim | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always juicy…guaranteed!

  10. Dominic Small | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken-lickin’ good!

  11. Flartus | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ask what they use to sauce the pork.

  12. Stefan | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Chinese Muslim Restaurant”? Now it all makes sense…

  13. Patrick | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This marinara tastes funny.

  14. Tim Snyder | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by one out of two Smith Brothers.

  15. Nyna | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Straight from the horses mouth.

  16. coffeebot | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, Saliva Chicken–that’s like Elbow Grease, Man on the Moon–that kinda stuff. I also recommend the Mucous Turkey with Ear Wax Gravy.

  17. Zirian | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it really means mouth watering chicken (because its really tasty if you’ve tried it before)

  18. coffeebot | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *whew* for a moment I thought it might be Saliva Cat

  19. steakman | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey… at least they’re upfront about spitting in your food.

  20. Riccardo | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with a side of drool salad

  21. swiper,your swipe r for we | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A.B.L.C.(Already Been Licked Chicken)

  22. Kate | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes its own gravy!

  23. Vikki | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, the Saliva Chicken is only like the Bacterium Chicken … only better !!!!

    (See ‘Still Tastes Like Chicken!’ Engrish picture if you don’t understand)…

  24. iTwins | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s true. That’s what it’s REALLY called!

  25. JayDee | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    slaiva chicken ? sorry i was laughing at that beardy bloke in the corner !

  26. elaine | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hahahaha!

    yea what is that beardy guy doing over there?
    (under the saliva chicken?)

  27. Don | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the beardy bloke doing?…. He’s blowing it out his nostrils! Hey, that’s not saliva!

  28. Jamie Brannon | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They add whats coming out his nose to the chicken for no extra charge

  29. F | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s phlegm-tastic!

  30. F | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s phlegm-tastic! Drool-icious? Slobber-ific?

  31. Dave | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cooked on spit!!!

  32. morgan | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no no no, I WANT U 2 SPITROAST IT!!! OMG!! DIS SUX *leaves*

  33. sonofaglitch | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Darwin Approves.

  34. elena | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i knew it! chefs do spit in your food

  35. Lanz16 | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Saliva Chicken with free AIDS. >:D

  36. Dracogeno | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a dish name from Chinese cuisine, and it actually IS Saliva Chicken (or Salivasry Chichen).

  37. Ghost08 | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its almost ready–im drooling on it now

  38. Felix | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rejected slogan for Kentucky Flied Chicken

  39. Captian Katsura | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You still call it “saliva chicke” in Chinese. There are no translation errors. Do it does not taste like saliva. Its actually one of the most spiciest chicken I have ever eaten. Yup! I ate saliva chicken! =D

  40. Janina | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is the man in that picture?

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