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   coffeebot | 11:30 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Great! Now the little suckers can get the support they need…

2. 

   Nyna | 11:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Herro? I don’t know what to do…she’s breeding like clazy, I think she got hit by a fryswatter!”

3. 

   Ellen | 11:52 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Hey, mosquitos need love, too.

4. 

   kyle | 12:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   sign posted on a bridge over stagnant water

5. 

   Eric G | 2:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   First get a really tiny tourniquet and tie it to stop the breeding.

6. 

   Dangevin | 3:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Hey, if I mate unprotected can I catch Malaria?”

7. 

   Dangevin | 3:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I called the hotline, but all I heard was a loud buzzing.

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   Dangevin | 3:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “For Planned Insecthood, press 1.
   For facts about West Nile Virus and other Insectually Transmitted Diseases, press 2.
   For insect incest: how to tell a mate from your 8 billion sisters, press 3.
   For an overdose of Deep Woods Off, call the Poison Control Hotrine.”

9. 

   Dangevin | 3:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If you plick me, do I not breed?

10. 

    Dominic Small | 4:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you haven’t got enough room to run a stud farm, here’s a smaller-scale business solution…

11. 

    tekleader | 6:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “OK, first take your proboscis…”

12. 

    adr | 8:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hot mosquitettes are wanting to buzz in your ear. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone.

13. 

    Someone50123548 | 8:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So that’s why those mosquitos are buzzing around my telephone…

14. 

    Skeletextman | 8:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Finally, the help I need.

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    coffeebot | 10:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    (Haven’t done this before) adr—-”hot mosquitettes… pick up the phone” is really funny!

16. 

    John | 10:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Skeeter Breeders. Give us a call!

17. 

    Brandon | 5:05 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    “Mosquito Breeding Hotline. Give us a buzz, anytime.”

18. 

    F | 8:07 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    ” Mosquito Breeding Hotline- we suck, and are proud of it!”

19. 

    morgan | 6:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    i must cut the line

20. 

    frey | 5:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    cheaper then (900) calls

21. 

    cheetaih | 7:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Family Planning Association for Hong Kong Mosquitos’ special hotline

22. 

    Kimgiggly79 | 12:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This hotline really sucks

23. 

    Ghost08 | 12:15 am |

    because they can’t get a motel like the roaches

24. 

    deviant_angel | 1:21 am |

    when your house runs out of mosquitoes, you know where to call…

25. 

    Arielle | 10:11 am |

    Would you like malaria or West Nile?

26. 

    Karin | 5:45 pm |

    bzzzzzzz, i have a problem bzzzz with my kits bzzzzz

27. 

    anonymous | 7:00 am |

    The Chinese word means Hotline for mosquito problem in this construction site”.

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