Still tastes like chicken!

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   BigFatCat | 4:10 am |  Vote: 9   30  

   I love bullfrog

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   BeadyEl | 4:23 am |  Vote: 32   9  

   Oddly, this item appeared on the menu immediately after their last health inspection…

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   Jim | 4:56 am |  Vote: 20   22  

   I knew the Eggplant King, and he hated incense.

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   coffeebot | 5:07 am |  Vote: 11   12  

   We thought we’d skip a step and go right for the botulism.

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   coffeebot | 5:08 am |  Vote: 7   16  

   …but it needs a starter colony… oh, wait: that’s wine-making

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   coffeebot | 5:09 am |  Vote: 16   9  

   Bacterium: as long as it’s on the menu, the inspectors don’t mind.

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   coffeebot | 5:09 am |  Vote: 14   10  

   You get used to the runs…

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   coffeebot | 5:09 am |  Vote: 18   13  

   We used to call it MSG but then nobody wants that any more

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   coffeebot | 5:10 am |  Vote: 24   11  

   Bacterium: for the constipated tourist.

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    coffeebot | 5:10 am |  Vote: 14   12  

    Still tastes like chicken.

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    coffeebot | 5:10 am |  Vote: 16   11  

    At least they stopped complaining about the dog meat.

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    tekleader | 7:16 am |  Vote: 6   15  

    Also try the Spyrochete with Pork!

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    Breefolk | 7:34 am |  Vote: 29   6  

    I generally prefer my bacterium with beef.

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    Eric | 7:37 am |  Vote: 3   19  

    All the other eggplants are still milling about shouting “Down with the king! Free high-nitrogen fertilizer for everyone!”

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    db | 7:56 am |  Vote: 20   10  

    That’s funny, it tastes just like virus.

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    Will | 8:19 am |  Vote: 34   5  

    And for dessert, I shall have the penicillin pie.

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    Dangevin | 9:28 am |  Vote: 25   4  

    Waiter, there’s a paramecium in my soup!

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    Dangevin | 9:30 am |  Vote: 11   8  

    Only thing you’d need a microscope for is to find the chicken - ripoff!

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    Dangevin | 9:32 am |  Vote: 36   9  

    The Wu Fu Restaurant on the lower east side was closed today due to a salmonella outbreak. The Eggplant King was unavailable for comment, but locals say he appeared to be incensed.

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    Dangevin | 9:36 am |  Vote: 5   11  

    Don’t laugh - it’s the replacement for the even more unpopular “Alien Chestburster Souffle.”

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    j9c | 11:40 am |  Vote: 3   11  

    Lower right entree: sliced petri dish culture with vat-grown “meat” rectangles.

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    daemonbot | 12:06 pm |  Vote: 10   11  

    Try this, and vomit the pool!

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    Ellen | 1:13 pm |  Vote: 21   3  

    I only get one bacterium in my chicken? What a ripoff!

24. 

    Tim | 1:35 pm |  Vote: 14   8  

    Waiter, there’s chicken on my bacteria =(

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    chucklingmoose | 1:36 pm |  Vote: 31   4  

    The taste’ll grow on ya. It’s infectious!

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    Nyna | 2:50 pm |  Vote: 6   12  

    Comes with complimentary box of tissues and cough suppresants!

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    kyle | 3:08 pm |  Vote: 3   15  

    i could sure go for a big ol plate of sturfried potato and cabbge etc.

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    Amanda Mehl | 3:20 pm |  Vote: 12   10  

    If you kiss the braised bullfrog, he’ll turn into the Eggplant Prince!

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    Lollerskate | 3:47 pm |  Vote: 5   12  

    The eggplant king fell for the chicken, DON’T DO IT!!

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    Mothra | 8:45 pm |  Vote: 8   6  

    The other dishes have such colorful adjectives, but the shrimp is just shrimp.

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    sycareus | 1:25 am |  Vote: 19   2  

    putting the mmmm in bacterium

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    nick | 4:41 am |  Vote: 6   7  

    I was going to try the chicken giblets, but i didn’t have the guts.

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    jan | 5:49 am |  Vote: 4   14  

    Not shown: “Pu pu platter”
    (which actually did appear on a menu in Boston’s Chinatown)

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    Grammaticus Repairo | 3:37 pm |  Vote: 4   3  

    It costs that much and you only get one bacterium!?!? What a gyp!!!

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    Pokejedservo | 8:09 pm |  Vote: 2   6  

    Chicken with Bacteria? No thanks I’ll go for some good old fashioned grilled Chicken with Radioactive Waste now THAT is definitely delicious!

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    Maskdt | 10:00 am |  Vote: 2   2  

    It’s your penicillin and meal all in one!

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    spyke | 3:03 am |  Vote: 14   0  

    If you dont like the bacterium chicken try our SARS sushi!

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    Patrick | 8:40 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    It’s a trap!

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    Kiael | 8:45 pm |  Vote: 12   0  

    Bacterium with chicken? So what, I can get that at taco bell.

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    Mike | 2:19 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    They should’ve stayed away from the fresh herpes at the grocery store.

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    Don | 5:41 pm |  Vote: 2   2  

    From the country that brought you “Thousand-Year-Old-Egg”… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_year_egg

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    PrinceRin | 1:03 am |  Vote: 3   3  

    Bacterium with chicken, scientifically proven to help cure cancer!

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    Moro475 | 9:51 pm |  Vote: 4   1  

    Mommy,the chicken tastes funny….

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    Rayquaza | 7:24 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Apparently they didn’t sautee the chicken giblets quite well enough.

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    acu | 1:31 pm |  Vote: 11   1  

    We give you the best of our culture in this dish.

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    algernon | 1:47 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Finger licking good

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    EverydayJane | 2:34 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Better than bacterium without chicken.

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    Brandon | 9:42 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    At least they’re honest

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    Ell | 9:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The braised bullfrog is a favorite among french tourists

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    Chris Lees | 7:21 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    That’s no sauce, that’s E-coli!

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    F | 6:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ” I am the Eggplant King- I can do anything…”
    ( sees mental picture of Jim Morrison scribbling out the word ‘Eggplant’ in his notebook)

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