Strawberries for the terrorists…

And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating…

 

Photo courtesy of Marisa L.
Gift bag found in Seoul, Korea. 

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  1. Jim | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 4  

    And then he had a nice strawberry sundae and a good beating.

  2. Dangevin | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 4  

    Oh, those fruity Taliban!

  3. ash | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 13  

    “The Taliban is ”Berry” cooperative in interviews.”

  4. Ellen | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 2  

    He demanded his freedom and/or a fruit parfait.

  5. John | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 13  

    …You’ll find his finger in this strawberry bag.

  6. coffeebot | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 8  

    terrorists leaving banana peels, what’s this world coming to?

  7. engrishwebmaster | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 6  

    Taliban? Bunch of fruits…

  8. BeadyEl | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 3  

    Flip side: “Help, they’re holding me in a Korean gift bag factory…”

  9. engrishwebmaster | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 8  

    @Jim: Using your caption for the pic. Thanks!

  10. Lex | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 7  

    It seems that no matter what topic we’re on, it always comes back the the Taliban.

  11. Nyna | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 7  

    And tomorrow he will have some blueberries and an interrogation!

  12. Dom | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 10  

    Nothing is as refreshing on a steamy hot summer day in Kabul than a juicy, red strawberry.

  13. WeirdoBc | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 1  

    Warning : The strawberries may contain anthrax

  14. Ghost08 | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 8  

    But all I wanted to do was make you a shake why are you pointing a gun at my head?

  15. Jim | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    @engrishwebmaster : In order to choose my obedience thank you. I incite.

  16. adr | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 57  Subtract rating 2  

    Hey Mr. Taliban, tali me banana.

  17. Christine | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    the other two were let go with warnings of being made into jam if they ever came back……..

  18. Alex | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 8  

    Next, a tornado delivers a blast of fruitylicious flavors of orange, cherry and cherry-orange, just follow your nose and stay tuned to Strawberry news network.

  19. Christopher Arbizu | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 14  

    “Open the bank vault or i’ll shoot this terrorist!”

  20. sycareus | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    strawberries : they’re a blast :D

  21. MC | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    HEY- BIN LADEN you got some seeds in your teeth

  22. KB-Sama | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Hurry up and kill them–my toast is boring!!

  23. Blaze | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Strawberry Shortcake said to Plum Pudding, “I don’t think we’re in Strawberryland anymore.” Then a guard clubbed her over the head with the butt of his rifle and shot Custard dead.

    @adr: I had a better one, then I read your pun and my brain exploded. Now I hate you forever.

    But I still voted you thumbs up.

  24. Angelbaby | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Two things that go oh so nicely together- Strawberries and Terrorism! Every box contains a special little packet of anthrax!

  25. Pokejedservo | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank god the Taliban don’t want all the Oranges otherwise I’d probably never be the same.

  26. Miss Echo | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    tastes like terrorism…

  27. Kenji | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tiny Tangy Crunchy Taliban
    Now I can suspect to Strawberry Shortcake

  28. Walter | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The person typing this was trying to watch FOX NEWS and type

  29. Walter | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CIA plants!

  30. Easily Amused | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, there was a Taliban among the hostages?!

  31. slimdizzle | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For a limited time extra gihad in every bag!

  32. F | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Frankenberry joined the Taliban?!!?!?

  33. ashley | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    too late! they shot it allready

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