The coroner ruled it ‘death by turning over’…

posted on 5 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

Don’t come any closer or I’ll TURN OVER!

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Batchelor.

37 captions

  1. coffeebot | 5:20 am |

    If you turn over, fall carefully.

  2. coffeebot | 5:31 am |

    …man, it feels good, turning over a new leaf… WHAT THE?

  3. ash | 6:33 am |

    turn at your own risk!

  4. Matt | 7:03 am |

    These forests are haunted for a reason!

  5. Will | 12:00 pm |

    and no muffining either.

  6. Popsters | 3:23 pm |

    and heaven forbid, no popovers.

  7. B3llit0 | 9:45 pm |

    If you turn over, it will be get a turning.

  8. Shadrach | 11:54 am |

    Viva la No Revolution!

  9. Ree | 1:47 am |

    C’EST LA VIEEEEEEEEE T_T! damn, too late

  10. Dangevin | 8:25 pm |

    Well, sunny-side-up it is, then.

  11. Dangevin | 8:26 pm |

    Over the hedge: dozens of half-baked sunbathers.

  12. Ghost08 | 2:02 pm |

    I much prefer barreling over anyway

  13. keith | 9:02 pm |

    no leftovers either!

  14. MidoriSkyJT | 7:29 pm |

    This has been a message from your local illegal aliens.

  15. Philip | 1:49 am |

    Damn you mean I can’t do that?

  16. Madeste | 9:37 pm |

    Escape route only…

  17. Sam | 11:27 pm |

    But what if I have to?!

  18. Moro475 | 9:49 pm |

    *turns book page*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. dropkickmurphy | 8:00 pm |

    “Honey, don’t read that sign I was really comfortable like that”

  20. dropkickmurphy | 2:33 pm |

    luke must of read that sign before going to face vader

  21. F | 6:32 pm |

    We don’t take lightly to scones, crepes, and strudel in these parts either, partner…

  22. ashley | 6:52 pm |

    ‘but… he still turned!’ *sobs*

  23. tomtom | 3:01 am |

    a polite way to say “don’t be so stupid, be careful!”

  24. Well, as long as you said “please” …

  25. Jamie Brannon | 7:53 am |

    “No officer, I’mjust sitting here, I’m not turnning over.

  26. lacy | 3:58 pm |

    or to your doom fall will you

  27. k | 4:01 am |

    The drop isn’t that far, but the sign was supposed to say ‘caution wet paint’

  28. versed | 2:40 pm |

    so it IS Taboo in China!!!???

  29. Mindwave | 5:21 pm |

    No happy endings at this massage parlor.

  30. angela | 2:19 am |

    But I’m almost done!
    (cooking joke… eheh?)

  31. Glob | 6:03 pm |

    “Oh my god! That man fell off the bridge! Let’s call a doctor!”
    “Are you kidding! We shouldn’t!”
    “You cold hearted demon! Why?!”
    “Look! There’s a sign!”
    “Oh. Okay, let’s go.”

  32. joshua | 8:58 am |

    your horribly disfigured ass will offend the tourists

  33. John van Rooyen | 3:13 am |

    But it want an even tan!!!

  34. LoneWolf-GetsRandom | 11:57 am |

    And don’t get me started on turning on! For the love of god don’t get me started

  35. hihihi | 8:30 pm |

    Police: “stop right there maggot!!!!”
    Person: “what did I do?”
    Police: “you turned over! now you can be read your miranda rights”

  36. Doodaddy | 11:58 am |

    At least not till I’m done…..

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:46 pm |

    Rock’n’Roll over only

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