This is why I hate ecologists…

posted on 12 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

I can’t wait for Fall…

 

Photo courtesy of David Collins.

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  1. Dangevin | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much love for the kind buds, man!

  2. Meli | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is gonna take a while…

  3. Dangevin | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only thing more annoying than a treehugger, is a leafkisser.

  4. Dangevin | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …as the poor, lonely pine trees look on…

  5. Dangevin | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …just remember to take your wedding band off, first.

  6. Dangevin | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And while you’re busy with that, I’ll just be over there, treating your girlfriend to some ice cream…

  7. Dangevin | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But come Autumn, keep your hands to yourself!

  8. Dangevin | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure, it sounds good, but we all know you’re just going to love ‘em, and leaf ‘em.

  9. Dangevin | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign sponsored by NAMLLA.

  10. nick | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by the Legalise Marijuana Party

  11. BigFatCat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah! I got a cactus here!

  12. Jim | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I love you sweet leaf, though you can’t hear”

  13. Annie | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The newest Lipton ad!

  14. Will | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hm, maybe I will, that one is a nice piece of Ash.

  15. Kate | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why Beech trees are white…

  16. Ashe | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every yellow leaf, on the other hand, can pretty much go screw themselves!

  17. Poisonus Gus | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well that YATTA song WAS pretty cool.

  18. Engrishrovel | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (sign next to it)
    Spring reservations on sale now!

  19. Diddims | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Conservationists have gone too far this time!

  20. Stasher | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because friends and family don’t deserve your love at all.

  21. Makk | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …it’s the Rasta thing to do!

  22. MidoriSkyJT | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But beware of leafcuts. They can be pretty nasty.

  23. Kiael | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WOAHWoahwoah! JUST the green leaves? Frikkin Racist!

  24. dropkickmurphy | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ve lost jobs for loving the green leaf!

  25. Ali-kins | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey, leaves need love too

  26. Ali-kins | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hopelessly devoted to yooou….

  27. Darkest Maiden | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Ancient Rome, bathrooms used to support leaf dedication.

  28. Lokesh | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not vegetarian because I love animals. I am vegetarian because I hate green leaves

  29. F | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s gonna be a really scary sight there in the height of summer…..

  30. tomtom | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah, even in leaves there’s a discrimination.. how ’bout the orange, yellow, purple and red leaves? they also deserve as much love, you know..

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every green leaf? Shouldn’t you explore monogamy?

  32. Kevin | 6:32 pm |

    I would but they never call back.

  33. Ghost08 | 12:34 am |

    or we’ll find you…

  34. dicky | 10:49 pm |

    Dendrafelia day camp, weekwy rate avarable.

  35. kitty | 10:54 pm |

    new growth the way i like it.

  36. Danny | 5:52 am |

    *No leaves were harmed in the making of this sign* (but we cut down several trees)

  37. Karin | 5:29 pm |

    no I WON’T do it one by one!

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