Under Ground Car Fragrance

posted on 15 Sep 2008 in Transportation

 

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Found at an auto parts store in Tokyo.  

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  1. Benny | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like a lemon to me…

  2. engrishwebmaster | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang it, cool guy has everything…

  3. Dangevin | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, it smells JUST LIKE the London Underground!

  4. engrishwebmaster | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cool guy gets a lot of stuff from under ground…

  5. Benny | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncool guy has school bus fragrance…

  6. Dangevin | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    All the cool guys’ cars in High School smelled like beer…

  7. Dangevin | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ve been waiting for such car fragrance! No longer must my sedan smell like hot vinyl and my gym bag.

  8. Dangevin | 12:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    …I certainly smell the pecolo, but I think it’s overpowering the scroll…

  9. Dangevin | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Cologne d’Auto: Just dab a little under the hood and your Ford Taurus will turn into a guaranteed babe magnet!

  10. Dangevin | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Warranteed for 3 years / 30,000 farts.

  11. Benny | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Formaldehyde: when pheromones just aren’t enough.

  12. Ellen | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t date any guy who doesn’t have that new car smell. Maybe my standards are too high, but you never know what you’re getting when you date used.

  13. Shuaib | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Under Ground since 2001 – Over ground prior to 2001 – Middle ground in between these periods

  14. J-Luke | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For such a fragrance I’d rather wait above ground…

  15. gtss | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yep – I made that one….
    *rolls down window*

  16. Meli | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only time you’ll hear the cool guys talking about a scroll…

  17. coffeebot | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    better check the expiration date

  18. theillien | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    keep it on the D-L

  19. Nyna | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Sheesh, where’d they dig this up?

  20. coffeebot | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “…where’d they dig this up?”

    quote: Found at an auto parts store in Tokyo.

  21. Nyna | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    So they dug it up from under the ground at the auto parts store, gotcha. =P And a good age too…2001!

  22. MidoriSkyJT | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t get enough of that new car smell, eh?

  23. ninja | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i like the smell of car in the morning

  24. nick | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm Underground Car Smell, Probably just a bottle of Petroleum

  25. Joseph | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made with the finest motor oil and antifreeze!

  26. jon | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well if cool guy has it…

  27. Boston | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After working up & bottling such a unique fragrance, I bet he was exhausted.

  28. DieselDragon | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Conclusive proof: Transport for London’s line in souveniers is starting to go a *little* over the top… :-p

  29. F | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My dad stuck to Amour All and little cardboard trees on the rear-view– if that smell was good enough for him, it’s good enough for ME, dadgummit!

  30. Rebecca | 11:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cool guy smells like my muffler. Now you do too. Nice.

    Obviously these guys must be underground to make stuff like this. I think I’ll be waiting quite awhile before I buy your eau-de-gasoline.

  31. Amy | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For all those Necropheliacs out there…

  32. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would wait for such a “rar” fragrance? No, I’d think I’d lose patience and go for something more comun.

  33. Alik | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So does that mean it smells like a cool guy that’s been buried under ground since 2001?

  34. Random person... | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only THAT cool guy has it…

  35. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rich rar car smell does cool guy has? Under car oil smell shi cool dude.

  36. Kimgiggly79 | 11:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the sexy smell of carbon monoxide

  37. Rags | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Now available at your local Subway.

  38. Rags | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The fragrance for metrosexuals.

  39. kissy | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a perfume and car fragrance in one! so efficient! Rar!

  40. Ghost08 | 12:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah well underground car smell is just a fancy terminology–it smells like a used lot in here take me home.

  41. Nick | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I Have RV Toilet Fragrance, But I Dont Sell It In Bottles And Make Millions. Oh Wait, Thats A Good Idea.

  42. Felix | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives new meaning to “eau de toilette” or “odor toilette”…

  43. justice | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so THAT’S how they get that new car smell! :0

  44. ohmified | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All the cool guy has it…

  45. Deborah | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    from the makers of: 9/11/01

  46. Kregener | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All cool guy has jar of fragrance…

  47. Ken Story | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    still looks like water

  48. Janina | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I LOVE rar!!

  49. Humalien | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so THIS is what a chop shop smells like!

  50. Russ | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    David Hasselhoff Car Fragrance!

  51. Jerrod | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Although I like rar fragrance a true cool guy only likes the grrrraaarrrr fragrance.

  52. Mydnight | 1:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well… sorry Mr. Cool guy

  53. interval | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cool guy doesn’t need it because he apparently already has it.

  54. Some guy | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    car fragrance discrimination? do they have one for nerds?

  55. hihihi | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    so if you’re not cool, you get above ground car fragrance?

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