What’ll ya have…

posted on 16 Sep 2008 in Signs

C’mon, toe, you’ve had enough…

 

Found at discount department store.
Photo copyright Engrish.com

35 captions

  1. BigFatCat | 4:15 am |

    What the special for today?

  2. coffeebot | 5:26 am |

    I just got busted for Walking While Intoxicated

  3. Eric | 5:55 am |

    I’ll have a sneaker on the rocks with a loafer back!

  4. Jim | 6:06 am |

    Proper attire required or you will get the boot.

  5. Dangevin | 9:30 am |

    I hear that pair once kicked a man just for snoring too loud.

  6. Dangevin | 9:31 am |

    Really, I’m just here to tie one on.

  7. Dangevin | 9:34 am |

    Golf shoes – we don’t take kindly to your type around here!

  8. Dangevin | 9:38 am |

    I come here every night looking for my sole mate.

  9. Dangevin | 9:40 am |

    One place you won’t get slapped for the comment “Hey, nice pair!”

  10. Nyna | 11:51 am |

    Yes we card!

  11. MidoriSkyJT | 7:52 pm |

    Forget the keg. I’ll just take it all in my shoes.

  12. Otto Silver | 8:59 pm |

    (not a funny comment)

    Most of the Hair Salons in the Middle East (UAE and Qatar at least) are marked a Saloons. Even when you try to teall them what it means they just nod and say OK and likely think: “You idiot! What do YOU know about cutting hair”. Nothing, but I know where to cut hair and when to drink my wiskey/beer.

  13. Kiael | 11:33 pm |

    The left one doubles as a flask!

  14. Pokejedservo | 7:01 pm |

    I was a Foot Saloon? Well that would explain why my lunch had that strange leathery after-taste…

  15. Ellen | 7:42 pm |

    I’ve heard of dogs that like to drink beer, but this is ridiculous.

  16. nick | 6:37 pm |

    Performing tonight;
    James Brown singing “Sole man”

  17. dropkickmurphy | 7:42 pm |

    ooh, check out the pumps over there, I’m getting her number

  18. Ali-kins | 4:42 pm |

    also not a funny comment, but back when chinese women had bound feet, there was a drinking game that involved men drinking out of the “Lotus Slippers”
    so this kinda reminded me of that…
    hey- “lotus sippers!”
    ok im done

  19. Angela | 6:42 pm |

    GETTING DRUNK OFFA SOME BITCHIN’ FOOTWEAR.

  20. Brandon | 5:06 am |

    It’s kinda like drinking champagne from a slipper… only different.

  21. F | 7:25 pm |

    You only find real heels in places like that…

  22. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 9:31 pm |

    Do they carry the Jessica Simpson line in this Duke of Hazard?

  23. MikaLika | 5:32 pm |

    This little piggy had one too many!!!

  24. john jeffries | 11:03 pm |

    no tounge please

  25. Matt | 6:05 pm |

    I’ll take a pair of whiskey shoe-ters.

  26. Ghost08 | 12:26 am |

    this heres a one pair kinda shelf and it aint big enough for the both of us.

  27. Sandor | 8:16 pm |

    What the hell is wrong with that? “Foot Saloon” is a much better name for a shoe store than “Shoe Carnival”.

  28. Ken Story | 8:36 am |

    isnt that where they put out toe jam for the crackers

  29. Alex | 9:59 am |

    Dance for me little piggies!

  30. Suzanne | 10:10 pm |

    Are you two sisters?

  31. starfish | 11:35 am |

    gimme 2 toes of tequila.

  32. Chameleon | 7:29 pm |

    For those feet that like to get legless!

  33. Some guy | 9:59 am |

    this shoe aint big enough for the five of us.

  34. hihihi | 6:05 pm |

    If the shoe fits…

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 pm |

    Foot massage saloon?

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