You will be serviced…
posted on 13 Sep 2008 in Chinglish
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Free oral? No wonder they provide a medical aid service. Those sores hurt!
Free provide Engrish lesson.
What a curious epitaph.
Title, correctly translated: “Mom’s resume”
Throw in valet service and you’ve got a deal!
Remember to have your guide serviced every 25,000 miles.
Drinks: $5.00 a bottle.
(sign posted outside of banished Chinese Olympian non-medalist’s hut.)
The lounge: clean
The information: Newsweek
The guide: knowledgeable
The doctor: mad
Free funeral services if you drop dead in the park
You have to pay for GOOD service, though…
Free provide condoms
The guests were excited about the free service. Then they realized they were providing it, not receiving it.
We provide the murder of Queen’s tongue
Oral with medical AIDS? well, at least it’s free…
You got served!
Getting served is better than getting rick-rolled….
i’ll have some of the oral…
I’ll show you service, all right.
free provide available accesible service..
Thank God they don’t free provide translator …
Ahh, but do they have flying lessons?
can you provide me with a decent translation—didnt think so
We here at the Internation Center have everything covered.
Happy Ending…Priceless!
I’ll take the oral but you can keep your aids D:
sucky-sucky, five dollar?