You will be serviced…

posted on 13 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of David Collins.

32 captions

  1. Blaze | 4:50 am |

    Free oral? No wonder they provide a medical aid service. Those sores hurt!

  2. Dangevin | 7:06 am |

    Free provide Engrish lesson.

  3. Dangevin | 7:08 am |

    What a curious epitaph.

  4. Dangevin | 7:10 am |

    Title, correctly translated: “Mom’s resume”

  5. Dangevin | 7:13 am |

    Throw in valet service and you’ve got a deal!

  6. Dangevin | 7:15 am |

    Remember to have your guide serviced every 25,000 miles.

  7. Dangevin | 7:19 am |

    Drinks: $5.00 a bottle.

  8. Dangevin | 7:23 am |

    (sign posted outside of banished Chinese Olympian non-medalist’s hut.)

  9. Dangevin | 7:25 am |

    The lounge: clean
    The information: Newsweek
    The guide: knowledgeable
    The doctor: mad

  10. Big Fat Cat | 8:27 am |

    Free funeral services if you drop dead in the park

  11. Maskdt | 10:01 am |

    You have to pay for GOOD service, though…

  12. Eric | 6:22 pm |

    Free provide condoms

  13. Ellen | 1:33 pm |

    The guests were excited about the free service. Then they realized they were providing it, not receiving it.

  14. Shuaib | 2:20 am |

    We provide the murder of Queen’s tongue

  15. Lollerskate | 1:27 pm |

    Oral with medical AIDS? well, at least it’s free…

  16. Kat | 1:41 pm |

    You got served!

  17. F | 7:10 pm |

    Getting served is better than getting rick-rolled….

  18. Kenny | 9:23 am |

    i’ll have some of the oral…

  19. Rebecca | 11:58 pm |

    I’ll show you service, all right.

  20. tomtom | 3:55 am |

    free provide available accesible service..

  21. Thank God they don’t free provide translator …

  22. Fish | 7:29 pm |

    Ahh, but do they have flying lessons?

  23. Ghost08 | 12:33 am |

    can you provide me with a decent translation—didnt think so

  24. versed | 2:48 pm |

    We here at the Internation Center have everything covered.

  25. Midnight Rider | 6:22 am |

    Happy Ending…Priceless!

  26. Stephanie | 11:01 pm |

    I’ll take the oral but you can keep your aids D:

  27. GRT! | 8:57 pm |

    sucky-sucky, five dollar?

  28. Your Majesty | 9:24 pm |

    I don’t need the writing, but thank you…

  29. Janina | 1:59 am |

    I definately need oral information

  30. WASUP? ITs ME | 10:28 pm |

    hmmmm… thats interesting, wat else do i have to provide?

  31. Some guy | 9:52 am |

    i love coming here.

  32. Erna | 7:01 am |

    what’s Free? lol

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