A sacred place of shopping…

posted on 18 Oct 2008 in Buildings

Blessed are the shoppers…

 

Photo courtesy of James Hu.
Department store located in Tokyo Japan.  

50 captions

  1. engrishwebmaster | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Obama headquarters…

  2. kapow | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    where miracles can be bought. unfortunately they’re sold out, you have to pray now

  3. ChillinCharlie | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No shoes allowed, for this is Holy ground that you walk on.
    And because……the floors were just buffed….

  4. Duck | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place where Heavenly Ham got it’s start …

  5. Molly | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forgive me sales lady, for I have shopped…

  6. Molly | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus sells!

  7. Molly | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God loves you, but he needs money!!
    (taken from a line from standup comedian George Carlin)

  8. Big Fat Cat | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buying here really saves you money and your soul.

  9. emms | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    shopping heaven!

  10. J-Luke | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what the gates of heaven look like…

  11. dangevin | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I was walking down a long, bright tunnel…something was compelling me to walk towards the incredible deals….

  12. dangevin | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bless me father for I have sinned, I’ve partaken of the discounts of another shop twice this week.

  13. Diddims | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, may blessed be this shop and may their sales be reasonable.

  14. Diddims | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My Lord, I ask that you cut this price in half, that I may buy it within my income.

  15. Diddims | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My mother and my sister would love this place, the shoppers that they are!

  16. Someone46545 | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Special weekend sale: spend hundred bucks, and get healed by Jesus for free!

  17. Miranda J. | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Blessed are the shoppers for they shall recive special store discounts.

  18. DannyDaWriter | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus saves (and so can you!).

  19. Rice1 | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus Christ, these prices are low!

  20. dargon | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    they stock holy hand grenades at forgiving price.

  21. coffeebot | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I shop there religiously

  22. Lollerskate | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    -Where can I find thy groovy boxers, minion?

    -Section 43, just around the corner, good sire.

  23. Fail Funnies | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    even gawd loves to shop ;>)

  24. Riccardo | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting a good bargain really is a religious experience.

  25. Diddims | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter all of ye by this door to the shop of God…

  26. Diddims | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “…And lead us not into expenses, but deliver us from rip-offs, for Thine is the Bargain, the fashion and the sales, forever and ever. Amen”

  27. T.C. | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    MYLORD – and Talyor!

  28. Mr Man | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy now, pray later.

  29. audinac | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Couple on the right of the picture…)
    “Those shoes…they were so expensive”
    “I think I eat something that didn’t quite agree with me”
    “I told you not to ask for the special”
    “I wanted the special”
    “I don’t like this place. Those shoes were so expensive”
    “I need to go home. Quickly. You drive.”

  30. Eduard | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those two on the right don’t seem too happy about the ceremony…..

  31. Brandon | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It just goes to show: You can throw the merchants out of the temple but you can’t throw the temple out of the merchants.

  32. Brandon | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mylord department store: featuring the “Sweet Jesus Candy Counter” and “Whore of Babylon Cosmetics Boutique.”

  33. Diddims | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …Featuring “Mary’s Stable”, where shopping mothers may leave their babes in comfortable mangers while they shop.

  34. Big Fat Cat | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May the Shop be with you!

  35. Big Fat Cat | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! He shall shop forever and ever! Alleluia! Alleluia! (Handel’s Messiah)

  36. Spoof | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew Heaven was a mall…

  37. Doctor | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And the Lord said unto them, “Save 30-60% on our early-bird special going on this Friday!”

  38. cheetaih | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my God! Is there any outlet of God Burger at the food court?

  39. cheetaih | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stocking holy hand grenades at forgiving price for the holy war?!!!!

  40. cheetaih | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus Christ, is expensive like hell!

  41. Puki | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i think the Devil couldn’t shop for Prada here…

  42. Kimgiggly79 | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to be confused with Mall of the Holy….

  43. Amy | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Blessed are the teenage shoppers, for their parents shall inherit the credit card bill.

  44. Ghost08 | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah but you have to be on the two bouncer’s guest list to shop here Pearl and Lee Gates —-its okay ill let that marinade for a while until u get it.

  45. aarsalankhalid | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the shop of the true believers!

  46. Inunah | 12:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, is this referring to God or King George?

  47. Mark | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My lord, their clothes are too expensive!

  48. Lora | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the place to do my Sunday shopping! :-)

  49. Lilly | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Excuse me Mylord, may i request, Mylord, permission, Mylord, to shop?”

    Ok if anyone laughs at that and means it, thank you!

  50. Erna | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    please kneel down before entering

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.