Across the street from Sambo’s…

posted on 1 Oct 2008 in Signs

Tonight only: The Oreos…

 

Photo part of Racist Engrish Week
Taken by yours truly 6 years ago in Sangenjaya, Tokyo.
I have been hesitant to post ever since taking the photo.

36 captions

  1. Dangevin | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re doing well, I started coming here when it was just a Jazz Cabin.

  2. Dangevin | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight’s specialty: catfish à la crème.

  3. Ellen | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Uncle Tom has renovated the old cabin.

  4. coffeebot | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Master says y’all come and have a good time

  5. Eric G | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Your emcee tonight is Bryant Gumbel.

  6. TEEHEE | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    thats pretty great
    here, have some clamadio

  7. Jim | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra charge for crackers.

  8. Jim | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Crackers are on the house.

  9. Eric G | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where Michael Bolton Jazz is king.

  10. Someone46545 | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone should tell them that jazz and sleeping don’t go well together.

  11. Brian | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Come browse our Harriet Beecher Sto’ …

    (Samurai Jack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Tom)

  12. BeadyEl | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come browse our Harriet Beecher Sto’ …

    ((SamuraiJack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Tom ))

  13. Brian | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sensing a theme this week….

  14. Ben | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely not a black tie establishment.

  15. Diddims | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next down the road from Prissy’s Hospital, where the nurses know ev’rything ’bout birthin’ babies.

  16. Diddims | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …With special watermelon cocktails.

  17. Lafael | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight, featuring the jazz stylings of Stepin Fetchit

  18. Eric G | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All sandwiches come on Whitebread.

  19. coffeebot | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    next week’s limited engagement… your favorite Asian group–The Bananas!

  20. Diddims | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Aunt Jemima got her start here.

  21. Ellen | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now featuring Little Eliza and her Blues Band.

  22. Casey | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I live a mile from the historic Harriot Beecher Stowe house. My town oddly enough is 97% white too.
    It’s a restraunt (never been there) specializing in german food.

  23. coffeebot | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aryan cuisine?

  24. whodat? | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    House specialty: Fried White Meat Chicken!

  25. Seadog Driftwood | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Day-um good tunes!

  26. winwinwe | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh-Oh this is across the street from that weird club with the people wearing white pointed caps

  27. Diddims | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s had a lot of competition with Simon Legree’s bar.

  28. Diddims | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Featuring blackfaced performers.

  29. Kiael | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right across the street from the Aunt Jemima Waffle House!

  30. jugg | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Founded by Michale Bolton and Hitlers secret love-child

  31. Ghost08 | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    tonight’s room service dinner jive turkey

  32. sebastien | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    only the coolest cats get served here

  33. hihihi | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle Tom? why’d he leave his cabin?

  34. Nalaiscool | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God Owner! Is it uncle tom’s jazz inn!

  35. Willy Bobo | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “All sandwiches come on Whitebread.”

    Actually it’s the waiters that do that.

  36. sparky | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want your best table!

    Yesm Massa, whatevers ya wan massa.

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