Come in and meet our grand wizard…

posted on 2 Oct 2008 in Chinglish

Sign on door: Closed for lynching.

 

Photo courtesy of “Iceface”.
Photo part of Racist Engrish Week 

39 captions

  1. Chris | 12:12 am |

    Look forward to our Flaming Hot Sale!

  2. Shadrach | 12:23 am |

    Everyone picks on me because I can only afford to shop at the Bargain Bassment KKK across the street.

  3. Meli | 2:37 am |

    We make sure the colors run.

  4. coffeebot | 3:07 am |

    how much you wanna bet: KKK America Best OWNS Jazz Inn “Uncle Tom”

  5. Dangevin | 3:45 am |

    We aim for market supremacy.

  6. Dangevin | 3:49 am |

    KKK-Mart.

  7. Dangevin | 3:52 am |

    “Mommy, I want to be a spooky ghost for Halloween.”
    “Okay honey, keep your eyes open and if you see a store that has one displ…HOLY COW!!!”

  8. Rc42 | 5:05 am |

    we’re open 24/7 except for Black Mondays…

  9. Jim | 5:07 am |

    Yea, yea, yea, we know, we know.

  10. Jim | 5:14 am |

    Big sale on whites.

  11. Eric G | 5:28 am |

    Like your laundry, we keep the colors and whites separate

  12. Chris | 5:53 am |

    Authentic 19th-century traditions!
    http://cy.zhaoshang-sh.com/content/bst.htm

  13. Duck | 7:35 am |

    No sheet no shoes no service…

  14. ChillinCharlie | 9:48 am |

    All burnable crosses are to be brought to the rear loading and unloading gate.

  15. Iceface | 12:16 pm |

    Woo yeah! That’s my picture right there! If you’re ever in the neighbor hood in downtown Jiangyin, stop in. They’ve got great deals on white hoodies.

  16. acu | 12:50 pm |

    A store for the discriminating shopper.

  17. Jim | 1:01 pm |

    The only requirement for membership is the desire to start hating.

  18. tekleader | 1:19 pm |

    Quality hoods at rock-bottom prices!

  19. Eric G | 3:13 pm |

    We sell for less than our cost. We’d rather be in red than …..

  20. pech | 7:26 pm |

    Spring Clearance!
    50% off all dunce caps
    70% off all white ski masks
    We have a new shipment of straitjackets!
    STRICTLY LIMITED: ONE PER CUSTOMER
    No pushing in line!
    COMING SOON: Flammable crosses with remote control ignition! Burn your favorite religious symbols in complete cowardice!

  21. Ellen | 8:58 pm |

    In an unfortunate business decision, Kristin’s Korner Konsignment store opted to use its initials in its logo.

  22. tyler | 9:10 pm |

    the extremes the kkk will go to be able to torture those poor minorities…

  23. Casey | 1:07 am |

    SIgn on door: (no asians allowed)

  24. Matty | 5:14 pm |

    The sign printers were quickly “taken care of” when the sign arrived and the second letter was not white w/ black outline.

  25. Kevin | 9:19 pm |

    In all seriousness… you see “KKK” work agencies all over the place in Japan. I forget what KKK is an acronym for, but it means difficult, dirty, and low-paying.

  26. TCM | 4:16 pm |

    We have the largest selection of big wooden crosses in town! Guaranteed to ignite on the first try!

  27. Tom | 6:39 pm |

    “Kru Krux kran, we hate all asi… Ohhhhhhh”

  28. Kiael | 7:41 am |

    I used to work there, My supervisor was a real Nazi!

  29. Alik | 10:59 pm |

    So that’s where the “bigot” van from the last picture was going…
    Probably delivering the “Racist” t-shirt from the picture before that.
    Now it’s all making sense.

  30. Kimgiggly79 | 12:27 am |

    Bigot must be their delivery driver

  31. Ghost08 | 11:57 pm |

    and we all look so spiffy in our big pointy hats

  32. alex | 8:52 am |

    like milk

  33. Yellow Fever | 3:24 am |

    Discount non stop service to West Virginia

  34. dudemeister1234 | 6:53 pm |

    Marin Luther King’s Day white sale! Come on down!

  35. K | 1:48 am |

    Now you know why everybody hate you AMERICA

  36. Raymund Victor | 3:29 pm |

    they also have that once a year sale where you can buy their limited edition “Racist rainbow” shirt. and they’ll deliver it to you on their Bigot van…

  37. Luke | 1:41 am |

    3 LEEK SALE!!!
    yellow gay Racist shirt…. 1,200 yen.
    To view item, click left twice.

  38. sparky | 10:28 pm |

    Burning cross my heart.

  39. Myself | 9:22 pm |

    I wonder if they have a lot of business on Black Friday.

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