Come in and meet our grand wizard…

posted on 2 Oct 2008 in Chinglish

Sign on door: Closed for lynching.

Photo courtesy of ”Iceface”.
Photo part of Racist Engrish Week.

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Chris | 12:12 am | Vote: 1 0

Look forward to our Flaming Hot Sale!
Shadrach | 12:23 am | Vote: 1 0

Everyone picks on me because I can only afford to shop at the Bargain Bassment KKK across the street.
Meli | 2:37 am | Vote: 0 1

We make sure the colors run.
coffeebot | 3:07 am | Vote: 0 0

how much you wanna bet: KKK America Best OWNS Jazz Inn “Uncle Tom”
Dangevin | 3:45 am | Vote: 0 0

We aim for market supremacy.
Dangevin | 3:49 am | Vote: 0 0

KKK-Mart.
Dangevin | 3:52 am | Vote: 0 0

“Mommy, I want to be a spooky ghost for Halloween.”
“Okay honey, keep your eyes open and if you see a store that has one displ…HOLY COW!!!”
Rc42 | 5:05 am | Vote: 0 0

we’re open 24/7 except for Black Mondays…
Jim | 5:07 am | Vote: 0 0

Yea, yea, yea, we know, we know.
Jim | 5:14 am | Vote: 0 0

Big sale on whites.
Eric G | 5:28 am | Vote: 0 0

Like your laundry, we keep the colors and whites separate
Chris | 5:53 am | Vote: 0 0

Authentic 19th-century traditions!
http://cy.zhaoshang-sh.com/content/bst.htm
Duck | 7:35 am | Vote: 0 0

No sheet no shoes no service…
ChillinCharlie | 9:48 am | Vote: 0 0

All burnable crosses are to be brought to the rear loading and unloading gate.
Iceface | 12:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

Woo yeah! That’s my picture right there! If you’re ever in the neighbor hood in downtown Jiangyin, stop in. They’ve got great deals on white hoodies.
acu | 12:50 pm | Vote: 0 0

A store for the discriminating shopper.
Jim | 1:01 pm | Vote: 0 0

The only requirement for membership is the desire to start hating.
tekleader | 1:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

Quality hoods at rock-bottom prices!
Eric G | 3:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

We sell for less than our cost. We’d rather be in red than …..
pech | 7:26 pm | Vote: 0 0

Spring Clearance!
50% off all dunce caps
70% off all white ski masks
We have a new shipment of straitjackets!
STRICTLY LIMITED: ONE PER CUSTOMER
No pushing in line!
COMING SOON: Flammable crosses with remote control ignition! Burn your favorite religious symbols in complete cowardice!
Ellen | 8:58 pm | Vote: 0 0

In an unfortunate business decision, Kristin’s Korner Konsignment store opted to use its initials in its logo.
tyler | 9:10 pm | Vote: 0 0

the extremes the kkk will go to be able to torture those poor minorities…
Casey | 1:07 am | Vote: 0 0

SIgn on door: (no asians allowed)
Matty | 5:14 pm | Vote: 0 0

The sign printers were quickly “taken care of” when the sign arrived and the second letter was not white w/ black outline.
Kevin | 9:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

In all seriousness… you see “KKK” work agencies all over the place in Japan. I forget what KKK is an acronym for, but it means difficult, dirty, and low-paying.
TCM | 4:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

We have the largest selection of big wooden crosses in town! Guaranteed to ignite on the first try!
Tom | 6:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

“Kru Krux kran, we hate all asi… Ohhhhhhh”
Kiael | 7:41 am | Vote: 0 0

I used to work there, My supervisor was a real Nazi!
Alik | 10:59 pm | Vote: 0 0

So that’s where the “bigot” van from the last picture was going…
Probably delivering the “Racist” t-shirt from the picture before that.
Now it’s all making sense.
Kimgiggly79 | 12:27 am | Vote: 0 0

Bigot must be their delivery driver
Ghost08 | 11:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

and we all look so spiffy in our big pointy hats
alex | 8:52 am | Vote: 0 0

like milk
Yellow Fever | 3:24 am | Vote: 0 0

Discount non stop service to West Virginia
dudemeister1234 | 6:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

Marin Luther King’s Day white sale! Come on down!
K | 1:48 am | Vote: 0 0

Now you know why everybody hate you AMERICA
Raymund Victor | 3:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

they also have that once a year sale where you can buy their limited edition “Racist rainbow” shirt. and they’ll deliver it to you on their Bigot van…