I come here for the specials…
posted on 28 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries
Sometimes I get the waitress to wash her hands…
Photo courtesy of Simon Micallef.
Found in Vietnam.
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The delivery truck made it on time…
And as an extra Christmas special, clean food!
Tomorrow – something edible
…and then one day the Vietnamese discovered how ‘restaurants’ worked in other countries
We’ve only had the food for two weeks.
After yesterdays picture, I couldn’t help myself
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Todays Special – Flesh Food!
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Yesterday – Previously Eatin’ Food…. I mean, leftovers….
An alternative to the flesh flesh at the Korean restaurant next door….
im not the guy for specials. so gimme a plate of your regular rotten delicacies
“Fresh” food… Well, isn’t that special!
Is the pho fresh. perhaps you could show me your selection of sandwiches
Now maggot-free!
Does that special come with some fresh liquid?
Much better than the regular stale food they serve…
I’m a little short on Dong, so I’ll stick with the botulism platter.
Over the door, there’s a sign that says “Restaurant”.
Now the spring rolls are made all year round, not just in the spring.
I went there yesterday, and the turkey melt slapped my butt!
Tomorrows Special will be Day old food!
Next, we’ll take care of that rat infestation!
This food was raised right in our own kitchen, and we just got rid of that rat infestation!
Fresh road kill is still road kill.
So Don’t Get Used To It.
Zagat has to hear about this. They’re pretty big on freshness.
And if they’re in a good mood, they’ll even cook it sometimes.
They didn’t have room for the whole message:
“Today’s Special – Fresh Food = Bathroom out of order”
Buy our new special meal! Now with 50% less flies!
You get a choice between too salty or too greasy; burnt costs extra.
If that isn’t the special every day, I’m gettin outta here.
Oh, lucky day!!
They really rolled out the red carpet today! Next thing you know, they’ll start using clean forks.
Let me guess… They serve craps here, right?
Health Inspector come around much?
Tomorrow’s special –Rotten Food
What? No more moldy burrito?? Oh, just not today. That’s fine; I’ll come back tomorrow.
Sporks included! The utensils of tomorrow!
Freeze that!
We specialize in 1000 year old eggs
aw crap! today i’m not hungry for food!
what a jolly today! no more rotten foood——um, leftovers from a while ago….
this is a rare event!!!! usually the waitstaff coughs on everything!
this is a rare event!!!! usually the waitstaff coughs on everything! this one time the food was raw, too!! (how hospitable of them)