I come here for the specials…

posted on 28 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Sometimes I get the waitress to wash her hands…

 

Photo courtesy of Simon Micallef.
Found in Vietnam.  

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  1. J-Luke | 12:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The delivery truck made it on time…

  2. Patrick | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And as an extra Christmas special, clean food!

  3. Breefolk | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrow - something edible

  4. coffeebot | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and then one day the Vietnamese discovered how ‘restaurants’ worked in other countries

  5. Eric G | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve only had the food for two weeks.

  6. ChillinCharlie | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After yesterdays picture, I couldn’t help myself
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    Todays Special - Flesh Food!
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  7. ChillinCharlie | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yesterday - Previously Eatin’ Food…. I mean, leftovers….

  8. Chris | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An alternative to the flesh flesh at the Korean restaurant next door….

  9. kapow | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    im not the guy for specials. so gimme a plate of your regular rotten delicacies

  10. beechoak | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Fresh” food… Well, isn’t that special!

  11. algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the pho fresh. perhaps you could show me your selection of sandwiches

  12. Popsters | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now maggot-free!

  13. Brian | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does that special come with some fresh liquid?

  14. Chris | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much better than the regular stale food they serve…

  15. Jim | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a little short on Dong, so I’ll stick with the botulism platter.

  16. Lauren | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Over the door, there’s a sign that says “Restaurant”.

  17. Eric G | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now the spring rolls are made all year round, not just in the spring.

  18. sparklyboof | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I went there yesterday, and the turkey melt slapped my butt!

  19. Nyna | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrows Special will be Day old food!

  20. Ellen | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next, we’ll take care of that rat infestation!

  21. Ellen | 10:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This food was raised right in our own kitchen, and we just got rid of that rat infestation!

  22. John | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh road kill is still road kill.

  23. Fandango | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So Don’t Get Used To It.

  24. Jim | 6:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Zagat has to hear about this. They’re pretty big on freshness.

  25. babblingqu | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if they’re in a good mood, they’ll even cook it sometimes.

  26. fondoodoo | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They didn’t have room for the whole message:
    “Today’s Special - Fresh Food = Bathroom out of order”

  27. Zuxtron | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy our new special meal! Now with 50% less flies!

  28. Kiael | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You get a choice between too salty or too greasy; burnt costs extra.

  29. WiiMote | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that isn’t the special every day, I’m gettin outta here.

  30. Erik Johnson | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, lucky day!!

  31. Rebecca | 12:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They really rolled out the red carpet today! Next thing you know, they’ll start using clean forks.

  32. Lollerskate | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me guess… They serve craps here, right?

  33. Jamie Brannon | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Health Inspector come around much?

  34. Ghost08 | 11:40 pm |

    Tomorrow’s special –Rotten Food

  35. Tiny_Taquito | 7:13 pm |

    What? No more moldy burrito?? Oh, just not today. That’s fine; I’ll come back tomorrow.

  36. Stephanie | 7:07 pm |

    Sporks included! The utensils of tomorrow! :D

  37. LoL Productions | 10:42 pm |

    Freeze that!

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