Jeepers!

posted on 30 Oct 2008 in Signs

That cashier is staring at me again…

 

Photo courtesy of Elisabeth Radhe.
Found in a shopping center in Obihiro, Hokkaido Japan. 

42 captions

  1. dangevin | 12:11 am |

    One wedgieburger please!

  2. dangevin | 12:13 am |

    Complimentary candy for kids 5 and under, available inside the van out back.

  3. Right next door to the Perv Store.

  4. kapow | 5:15 am |

    one candy coated psycho-pedo-rapist and hold the moustache please.

  5. Eduard | 5:19 am |

    Stop staring at the CREPE pizza, you creep !!

  6. patcap365 | 5:55 am |

    oooh, free trenchcoat when you buy 6 pizzas!

  7. klingo | 5:55 am |

    A.K.A. Kiddy Porn Store

  8. Eric G | 5:58 am |

    I’d like a large stalker with extra harassment and a yogurt pepsi.

  9. Molly | 6:19 am |

    that italian gelato gives me the crepes!

  10. BigFatCat | 8:03 am |

    Jason is working as the cashier there.

  11. Breefolk | 9:41 am |

    Neverland snack bar! Don’t mind Bubbles.

  12. J-Luke | 10:08 am |

    Todays special: buy an exhibitionist now and get a stalker for free….for the rest of your life…

  13. Poisonus Gus | 10:16 am |

    They just called and they’re all outta YOU.

  14. Nightturkey | 1:00 pm |

    It’s actually just the home of super s-s-l-l-o-o-o-o-w-w service…

  15. coffeebot | 2:20 pm |

    CASHIER: Okay, that’s one Michael Jackson Thriller Shake, two Peewee Herman popcorns, and a Roman Polanski cherry fritter?
    CHESTER: *drool* heheh, oops, my overcoat just came undone…
    CASHIER: Eeek! I really should come to expect this.

  16. Fandango | 5:47 pm |

    Neon signs – cheep

  17. "Huan" | 8:40 pm |

    “If you use crummy words, people will think you’re a creep,” said Wally to the Beaver.

  18. Ellen | 10:42 pm |

    Thank you, come again… or else!

  19. tdog | 10:14 am |

    Get yer creeps!
    We gotcha shifty-eyed neighbors
    We gotcha facebook stalkers
    We gotcha smelly homeless guys
    Starting at 380 bucks a pop

  20. B3llit0 | 1:53 pm |

    Creeps– part of this complete breakfast.

    This arose from the transliteration of クレープ (look at the shop signs and you’ll find it). When you have a lengthened vowel in Japanese, it’s transliterated with a macron, which would make the sign read something like crÄ“p. The alternative to this, if a macron can’t be used or isn’t desired, is to double the vowel. クレープ = kurÄ“pu or kureepu: creep.

  21. babblingqu | 12:09 pm |

    Our employees are specially trained to follow you around and leer at you! Heavy, wordless breathing added upon request.

  22. Jamie Brannon | 8:10 am |

    Look Chester its your favorite resuraunt!

  23. Kiael | 1:38 am |

    If you want to order delivery no need to call! Just ask the guy under your bed!

  24. Icy eagle | 5:20 am |

    Notice how there’s an emergency exit right next to the shop…

  25. Allaiyah Weyn | 5:32 am |

    So I creep, yeah… just keep it on the downlow, cuz nobody’s supposed to have Italian Gelato. Oh, so I creep.

  26. THat_Guy | 10:26 am |

    How many jokes exist about this now?

  27. Spoof | 9:42 pm |

    we deliever to your house!

    or

    the cashier is staring at me again… O.O…<..>…

  28. Alik | 11:34 pm |

    O, good.
    i was wondering where I could get all my creeps.
    I was starting to run low.

  29. JOM | 2:45 pm |

    I’m just gonna sit in the dark corner here and caress myself and drool while you lick your gelato if you don’t mind

  30. tee-hee | 5:10 am |

    that’s where my friends came from! 😀

  31. Amy | 3:09 pm |

    Well, it’s in the red-light district…

  32. Lanz16 | 7:26 am |

    The employees are so scary! O__O

  33. Ghost08 | 11:35 pm |

    i dont WANT anything and stop leering at me

  34. Firn | 9:02 pm |

    Hello! You welcome to Creep Shop. We all love creeps. You want Creep to sell you gelato or crepe?

  35. Tiny_Taquito | 7:14 pm |

    Employees are known here as “creepers”

  36. jsmith | 2:39 pm |

    Good God man, we do NOT sells crepes here! Stop asking!

  37. blargh | 7:49 pm |

    Can I get the Michael Jackson, but can I get it with a side of Thom Yorke -instead- of Marilyn Manson?

  38. Poopskin | 6:06 pm |

    Ordering creeps with *THE POWER OF TEAMWORK!!!!!!1!!!!!!111one!eleven*

  39. lol | 6:57 pm |

    buy a crepe and i’ll throw in a free creep. he’ll stalk you and make your life creepy!

  40. erikvonerik | 11:13 pm |

    we accept all major credit cards and freshly worn panties!

  41. rockergirl83 | 8:57 am |

    All my ex boyfriends on display and for sale!!! :))))

  42. hihihi | 12:20 pm |

    creeper: hello ma’am, do you have a cell phone i can use
    me: yeah i… hey who are you?
    creep: i’m the creep. i stare at people and make them feel uncomfortable until they buy something.
    me:well, i’ll be leaving and not coming back…

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