Let’s flesh this out…

posted on 27 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jaemin Chung.
Menu found in Korea.  

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  1. Ellen | 12:09 am |

    Gee, it all sounds so good, I don’t know how to decide.

  2. Hoppy | 12:13 am |

    It’s always interesting to see American chain restaurants in foreign countries. Take Zombie Kitchen, for example…

  3. Chad | 12:13 am |

    I’d hit it six times.

  4. Chris | 12:51 am |

    Do you have the pepper beef with pepper?

  5. Miff | 12:58 am |

    Excuse me, do those soy sauce crabs with soy sauce contain soy sauce?

  6. coffeebot | 3:09 am |

    Do you have anything lifestyle vegetable?

  7. Em | 3:10 am |

    Do you think I can get the soy sauce crabs *without* the soy sauce?

  8. Breefolk | 3:59 am |

    Rice cake civil rights movement!

  9. BigFatCat | 4:27 am |

    I never knew that I had rice cake incorrectly until now.

  10. Eric G | 5:35 am |

    MMmmm, this is good flower lampwik, but why does it feel like my stomach is on fire?

  11. Flartus | 5:58 am |

    Six times with the lifestyle meat? Bow-chicka-wow!

  12. Chris G | 6:03 am |

    I’ll show you a lifestyle meat.

  13. John | 6:08 am |

    Could I have the Soy Sauce Crabs without the Soy Sauce?

  14. tekleader | 6:13 am |

    Is the flesh flesh fresh fresh?

  15. Molly | 6:21 am |

    Eat engrish Eat engrish

  16. laja | 7:07 am |

    Proper form yea!

  17. Bum-bum | 7:51 am |

    Six times the Flesh Flesh!!

  18. Dominic Small | 7:56 am |

    I don’t think I want to know what’s inside the lattice… six times is six too many if you ask me!

  19. Someone46545 | 8:50 am |

    Rice cake that rids of proper form? That explains all those skeletons, and all that flesh flesh!

  20. Someone46545 | 8:52 am |

    Soy sauce crabs with soy sauce. That’s just an excuse to charge twice for the soy sauce.

  21. Hollie | 9:05 am |

    hmmm…I was thinking about ordering the Flesh Flesh, but I’m not sure. Usually I take my flesh on the less fleshy side. Clearly not the vegetarian menu.

  22. theillien | 9:45 am |

    I ate the Rice Cake; now I’m a slouch.

  23. Vino | 4:23 pm |

    Thank God! Finally some flesh that matches my lifestyle.

  24. Are soy sauce crabs contagious?

  25. Kyle | 8:41 pm |

    olympians are now being tested for steroids and rice cakes

  26. coffeebot | 2:09 am |

    I also ordered the Cola Cola

  27. Duck | 7:32 am |

    Flesh flesh ribs flesh flesh flower lattice and flesh …

    (My apologies to Monty Python and the SPAM sketch :) )

  28. tdog | 10:05 am |

    I’m glad it rids proper form, but does rice cake satisfy hearty appetite?

  29. DamiusX | 11:55 am |

    Welcome to the Soylent Green restaurant, may I take your order….

  30. babblingqu | 4:18 pm |

    Hannibal Lecter highly recommends the flesh flesh.

  31. The Scyphozoa | 8:29 pm |

    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore.”

  32. Guerdis | 12:37 am |

    Taste much better than alternative lifestyle meat.

  33. Monty Python | 6:12 pm |

    To dear all of our customers, there are meat and lattice, meat lampwick and lattice, meat and flesh, meat lattice and flesh, meat lattice soy sauce and flesh, flesh lattice soy sauce and flesh, flesh meat flesh flesh lattice and flesh, flesh flesh flesh meat and flesh, flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh rice cake flesh flesh flesh and flesh, or bacterium with chicken au saliva with a fired rice garnished with uncared ham badwizer smorked salmon on top and flesh.

  34. Fandango | 6:23 pm |

    “Flesh Prince” DVD menu – select a scene

  35. Fandango | 6:34 pm |

    “I’ll have flesh flesh, six times.”
    “Here you go, one flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh.”

  36. Fandango | 6:49 pm |

    You never forget your first six times.

  37. Kevin Is Azn | 7:04 pm |

    you never can have enough soy sauce on your soy sauce crabs, am i right?

  38. Jen | 10:33 pm |

    All I can say is…….at those prices, everything better be damned good!!

  39. rogueofmv | 7:58 am |

    Redundant crab platter is redundant.

  40. fondoodoo | 11:19 am |

    That’s not a menu, that’s a haiku

  41. maxcat | 1:48 am |

    I let my meat choose its own lifestyle.

  42. rg | 10:41 pm |

    The waitress over there is also in proper form and she’s bringing my “sexy times” I mean “six times”

  43. Gene | 11:02 pm |

    Lattice will not be happy when she finds out about this…

  44. Brandon | 11:33 am |

    38,000 for six times is a promotional offer. The normal price is 7,000 per time.

  45. Allaiyah Weyn | 5:35 am |

    Premier Zombie delicatessen.

  46. F | 10:05 pm |

    ” Waiter- now precisely WHAT lifestyle has this meat been living? Was it a pious lifestyle? A criminal lifestyle? A drug lifestyle?- because I shouldn’t like that.”

  47. Rebecca | 11:08 pm |

    Are those prices in dollars or in wŏn? Because either way, I’ve found another typo. No one in their right mind would pay for lifestyle meat.

  48. Jackass | 1:32 pm |

    Choose your Lifestyle meat… not that there is anything wrong with it

  49. Saburo | 12:01 am |

    I’ll have ribs flesh six times.

    …I SAID RIBS FLESH SIX TIMES!!! NOT RIBS FLESH *AND* SIX TIMES!!!

  50. Jamie Brannon | 2:24 pm |

    ‘Soy sauce crabs with soy sauce”? redundant much?

  51. prasad | 10:19 pm |

    i once went to mcdonalds and ordered a large fries, the woman taking my orders asked me if i wud like fries with that.

  52. Justin. M | 1:20 am |

    I can do it! I can do it six times!

  53. Kimgiggly79 | 1:17 am |

    I’ll have the Flesh Flesh with a side of epidermis, please.

  54. Hepcat | 4:52 pm |

    Rice cake rids proper form- replaces with improper form.

  55. me | 12:26 am |

    I want to do her six times. Cheaper that way.

  56. goldcaddy | 11:14 am |

    the inside lattice it pretty good, once you get past the splinters and lead paint.

  57. Amy | 3:13 pm |

    And for the main course, it’s fishy fish with fish sauce!

  58. Ghost08 | 11:41 pm |

    Meet the cook Sweeny Todd

  59. Hari | 4:52 pm |

    ten bucks says Hannibal Lecter visits often.

  60. Jereky | 1:57 am |

    Does a flower lampwik last longer than a regular lampwik?

  61. Pirka | 6:52 pm |

    Do they have any Alternative Lifestyle Meat?

  62. Lollerskate | 8:45 am |

    Make Microsoft Sam say the crab recipe. You won’t regret it.

  63. Maddy | 5:39 pm |

    “Excuse me, Waiter. Can I have the soy sauce crabs with soy sauce? And would you mind throwing in an extra side of soy sauce?”

  64. Rocky LeDown | 5:41 pm |

    Just as much crab, double the sauce!

  65. Tiny_Taquito | 7:11 pm |

    Yes, I’ll have the flesh flesh please. Wait, put that knife down!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!

  66. jsmith | 2:33 pm |

    my ex-wife had soy sauce crabs, but not with soy.

  67. K | 1:59 am |

    The flesh flesh..is that flesh ON flesh or just plain flesh?

  68. erikvonerik | 11:06 pm |

    i DO like flesh with my flesh!

  69. Jescoe White | 12:03 pm |

    Excuse me, does the Ginger Fist come with ginger?

  70. ack | 9:15 am |

    Aww.. don’t you have any soy sauce craps with soy sauce ?

  71. Janina | 11:16 pm |

    Wasn’t Lampwik the troublemaker in Pinocchio?

  72. Alice Ardis | 11:58 am |

    It’s It’s difficult difficult to to concentrate concentrate with with all all this this flesh flesh about about..

  73. NightWolf71 | 10:15 am |

    Can I have six times and a flesh flesh?

  74. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:08 pm |

    Flesh for fantasy?

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