Let’s flesh this out…

posted on 27 Oct 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jaemin Chung.
Menu found in Korea.  

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  1. Ellen | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, it all sounds so good, I don’t know how to decide.

  2. Hoppy | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s always interesting to see American chain restaurants in foreign countries. Take Zombie Kitchen, for example…

  3. Chad | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d hit it six times.

  4. Chris | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have the pepper beef with pepper?

  5. Miff | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, do those soy sauce crabs with soy sauce contain soy sauce?

  6. coffeebot | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have anything lifestyle vegetable?

  7. Em | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you think I can get the soy sauce crabs *without* the soy sauce?

  8. Breefolk | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice cake civil rights movement!

  9. BigFatCat | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew that I had rice cake incorrectly until now.

  10. Eric G | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MMmmm, this is good flower lampwik, but why does it feel like my stomach is on fire?

  11. Flartus | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Six times with the lifestyle meat? Bow-chicka-wow!

  12. Chris G | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll show you a lifestyle meat.

  13. John | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have the Soy Sauce Crabs without the Soy Sauce?

  14. tekleader | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the flesh flesh fresh fresh?

  15. Molly | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat engrish Eat engrish

  16. laja | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Proper form yea!

  17. Bum-bum | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Six times the Flesh Flesh!!

  18. Dominic Small | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think I want to know what’s inside the lattice… six times is six too many if you ask me!

  19. Someone46545 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice cake that rids of proper form? That explains all those skeletons, and all that flesh flesh!

  20. Someone46545 | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soy sauce crabs with soy sauce. That’s just an excuse to charge twice for the soy sauce.

  21. Hollie | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmm…I was thinking about ordering the Flesh Flesh, but I’m not sure. Usually I take my flesh on the less fleshy side. Clearly not the vegetarian menu.

  22. theillien | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I ate the Rice Cake; now I’m a slouch.

  23. Vino | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God! Finally some flesh that matches my lifestyle.

  24. HorribleLicensePlates | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are soy sauce crabs contagious?

  25. Kyle | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    olympians are now being tested for steroids and rice cakes

  26. coffeebot | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I also ordered the Cola Cola

  27. Duck | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh flesh ribs flesh flesh flower lattice and flesh …

    (My apologies to Monty Python and the SPAM sketch :) )

  28. tdog | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m glad it rids proper form, but does rice cake satisfy hearty appetite?

  29. DamiusX | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the Soylent Green restaurant, may I take your order….

  30. babblingqu | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hannibal Lecter highly recommends the flesh flesh.

  31. The Scyphozoa | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore.”

  32. Guerdis | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste much better than alternative lifestyle meat.

  33. Monty Python | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To dear all of our customers, there are meat and lattice, meat lampwick and lattice, meat and flesh, meat lattice and flesh, meat lattice soy sauce and flesh, flesh lattice soy sauce and flesh, flesh meat flesh flesh lattice and flesh, flesh flesh flesh meat and flesh, flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh rice cake flesh flesh flesh and flesh, or bacterium with chicken au saliva with a fired rice garnished with uncared ham badwizer smorked salmon on top and flesh.

  34. Fandango | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Flesh Prince” DVD menu – select a scene

  35. Fandango | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have flesh flesh, six times.”
    “Here you go, one flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh.”

  36. Fandango | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You never forget your first six times.

  37. Kevin Is Azn | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you never can have enough soy sauce on your soy sauce crabs, am i right?

  38. Jen | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All I can say is…….at those prices, everything better be damned good!!

  39. rogueofmv | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Redundant crab platter is redundant.

  40. fondoodoo | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a menu, that’s a haiku

  41. maxcat | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I let my meat choose its own lifestyle.

  42. rg | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The waitress over there is also in proper form and she’s bringing my “sexy times” I mean “six times”

  43. Gene | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lattice will not be happy when she finds out about this…

  44. Brandon | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    38,000 for six times is a promotional offer. The normal price is 7,000 per time.

  45. Allaiyah Weyn | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Premier Zombie delicatessen.

  46. F | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” Waiter- now precisely WHAT lifestyle has this meat been living? Was it a pious lifestyle? A criminal lifestyle? A drug lifestyle?- because I shouldn’t like that.”

  47. Rebecca | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are those prices in dollars or in wŏn? Because either way, I’ve found another typo. No one in their right mind would pay for lifestyle meat.

  48. Jackass | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Choose your Lifestyle meat… not that there is anything wrong with it

  49. Saburo | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have ribs flesh six times.

    …I SAID RIBS FLESH SIX TIMES!!! NOT RIBS FLESH *AND* SIX TIMES!!!

  50. Jamie Brannon | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Soy sauce crabs with soy sauce”? redundant much?

  51. prasad | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i once went to mcdonalds and ordered a large fries, the woman taking my orders asked me if i wud like fries with that.

  52. Justin. M | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can do it! I can do it six times!

  53. Kimgiggly79 | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Flesh Flesh with a side of epidermis, please.

  54. Hepcat | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice cake rids proper form- replaces with improper form.

  55. me | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to do her six times. Cheaper that way.

  56. goldcaddy | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the inside lattice it pretty good, once you get past the splinters and lead paint.

  57. Amy | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And for the main course, it’s fishy fish with fish sauce!

  58. Ghost08 | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meet the cook Sweeny Todd

  59. Hari | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ten bucks says Hannibal Lecter visits often.

  60. Jereky | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a flower lampwik last longer than a regular lampwik?

  61. Pirka | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they have any Alternative Lifestyle Meat?

  62. Lollerskate | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make Microsoft Sam say the crab recipe. You won’t regret it.

  63. Maddy | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Excuse me, Waiter. Can I have the soy sauce crabs with soy sauce? And would you mind throwing in an extra side of soy sauce?”

  64. Rocky LeDown | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just as much crab, double the sauce!

  65. Tiny_Taquito | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I’ll have the flesh flesh please. Wait, put that knife down!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!

  66. jsmith | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    my ex-wife had soy sauce crabs, but not with soy.

  67. K | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The flesh flesh..is that flesh ON flesh or just plain flesh?

  68. erikvonerik | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i DO like flesh with my flesh!

  69. Jescoe White | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, does the Ginger Fist come with ginger?

  70. ack | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww.. don’t you have any soy sauce craps with soy sauce ?

  71. Janina | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t Lampwik the troublemaker in Pinocchio?

  72. Alice Ardis | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s It’s difficult difficult to to concentrate concentrate with with all all this this flesh flesh about about..

  73. NightWolf71 | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have six times and a flesh flesh?

  74. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh for fantasy?

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