No, we are serious!

posted on 23 Oct 2008 in Chinglish, Snacks

I promise!

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J-Luke | 2:19 am | Vote: 0 0

Square cookies have always been very honest…
Chris | 2:35 am | Vote: 0 0

Ya mean they aren’t relial?
Eduard | 2:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Fair and square !
dangevin | 3:14 am | Vote: 0 0

Now, with fun new “Widescreen Edition” shape!
dangevin | 3:17 am | Vote: 0 0

Really: they’re neither.
beechoak | 4:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Really delicial… no yolking!
kapow | 4:24 am | Vote: 0 0

or not. really. but they’re yolk. promise.
Pamela | 4:45 am | Vote: 0 0

Mom! What’s for desert? — There’s , ice cream and delicial Yolk Cookies! –Yay!!!
Eric G | 5:32 am | Vote: 0 0

Hey hip cat, like these cookies are out of sight ya dig! Don’t be square, uptight and out of sight. Really man, these delicial cookies will blow your mind!
Someone46545 | 5:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Really, eh? Sorry, I still can’t believe you, after selling me those rectangular cookies. You promised me square cookies!
BigFatCat | 6:07 am | Vote: 0 0

Really they are 100% filled with melamine.
ChillinCharlie | 6:28 am | Vote: 0 0

Automated Operator: You are the two thousand four hundred and twenty-fifth person to call about our square cookies. We know they are rectangle. Its just our logo on the package. But if it worries you that much, heres a tip. Cut… the damn cookie… in half. Have a nice day and thank you for calling.
tekleader | 6:31 am | Vote: 0 0

Stop trying to convince me they’re square when I know they’re rectangular! What is this, some kind of yolk?
Lauren | 6:45 am | Vote: 0 0

They seriously ARE delicial–no yolk!
Duck | 7:13 am | Vote: 0 0

They’re delicial! I’m very very serial about this!
Ja | 11:13 am | Vote: 0 0

Really! Square to God and hope to die!!!
Shell | 11:52 am | Vote: 0 0

He had always loved baking and was never more proud than when he established his own cookie brand.

Still, his failures in geometry class would come back to haunt him…
daemonbot | 2:37 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’m saving this to Del.ici.al.
Xila31 | 3:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

*Really does not imply actual squarness of cookie. Actual squareness may vary.
Totalypeople | 8:23 pm | Vote: 0 0

Decide!!
that_guy | 9:20 am | Vote: 0 0

Just be grateful they don’t make Rubik’s Cubes.
hasteroth | 9:22 am | Vote: 0 0

I’m guessing they’re also virgins.
that_guy | 9:23 am | Vote: 0 0

…no yolk!
babblingqu | 10:06 am | Vote: 0 0

Seriously. Square. They may not look it right now, but they’re just a bit wide in the hips. I PROMISE they’re square. WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE ME?
tdog | 10:13 am | Vote: 0 0

Fergalicial.
Jen | 11:00 pm | Vote: 0 0

Fineprint * square only when placing two delicial yolk cookies together.
Otherwise it just refers to what you will become if you eat them!
Mothra | 4:01 pm | Vote: 0 0

I don’t know what a square is…but I know WHO a square is! Hahaha!

(a quote from Sesame Street)
Evan C. | 9:59 am | Vote: 0 0

Its chip to be square!
munchy365 | 12:34 pm | Vote: 0 0

They’re delicial!
sunhippieAshlyn | 8:54 pm | Vote: 0 0

ah, those cookies are for squares

“Really……”
700 Tnega Terces | 3:04 am | Vote: 0 0

For that Square Someone in your life…
JOM | 2:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

The shape of a biscuit is a massive selling point … I suppose ??
Ghost08 | 11:04 pm |

they are super duper cereal
Roslyn | 6:16 pm |

they aren’t delicial, they’re awfical.
enfolding_crepe | 7:07 pm |

Seriously, these square cookies are delicial!
caity | 7:19 pm |

never mind the fact that they’re actully rectangular… they’re delicial and natural! really!
Inunah | 12:51 am |

Really square cookies are delicial!
sumo8 | 7:51 pm |

mmmmmmm delicial!
Stephanie | 7:02 pm |

LIES UPON LIES UPON LIES!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T
Lora | 6:43 pm |

Like wow, daddy-o these cookies are just so square. What a drag! Let’s go down to the cafe for some hip cookies, man. Craaazy!