Or you could use the door on the right…

posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs

Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ‘emergency’…

 

Photo courtesy of ’elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan. 

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  1. Chris | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 23  

    Driving you up the wall….

  2. Michael | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 12  

    Bring your own axe

  3. Ellen | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 18  

    Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.

  4. algernon | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 17  

    With your bare hands

  5. ngyonghan | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 18  

    Only for the Incredible Hulk! :D

  6. Dangevin | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 13  

    Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”

  7. Dangevin | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 16  

    Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.

  8. BigFatCat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 11  

    I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.

  9. Molly | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 4  

    … after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.

  10. coffeebot | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 18  

    …I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom

  11. coffeebot | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 10  

    In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
    Smash The Window And Jump

  12. coffeebot | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 12  

    You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?

  13. coffeebot | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 13  

    The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes

  14. Mattlach | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 2  

    “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

  15. ChillinCharlie | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 20  

    Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.

  16. greg | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 11  

    …or take exit behind you.

  17. Brian | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 56  Subtract rating 5  

    The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…

  18. Eric G | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 15  

    In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.

  19. Eric G | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 25  

    This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.

  20. Jef | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 6  

    Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?

  21. Nyna | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 13  

    Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!

  22. adr | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 10  

    - Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008

  23. LadyNuWa | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 10  

    The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.

  24. Someone46545 | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 5  

    You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!

  25. Rice1 | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!

  26. McBalaban | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 18  

    I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.

  27. dargon | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 3  

    So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!

  28. Patrick | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 3  

    Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?

  29. Ian | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”

  30. Patrick | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.

  31. Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 6  

    J

  32. Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    Just a question: Where are the brakes?

  33. Carlos the Jackal | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Not recommended for those using kei-cars.

  34. Pokejedservo | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 6  

    So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!

  35. Rayquaza | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.

  36. Patrick | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Pokejedservo, you copied me :(

  37. Andrew | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire drills must be fun there.

  38. rogueofmv | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 3  

    Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.

  39. Ramas | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!

  40. Kiyomi | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    im screwed then…

  41. QueenCheesecake | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    This wall is unstoppable.

  42. Lex | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!

  43. Silverwolf | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?

  44. MoNkEy | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    Can I break it with my hand grenade?

  45. Diddims | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.

  46. almny | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    my be he meaning windows ?

  47. HeyThereItsEric | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.

  48. irving constantino | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    ‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”

  49. arubin | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    In case of fire…pray

  50. Seadog Driftwood | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t worry about the asbestos…

  51. Railnites | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    ah, the joys of Zen

  52. Adam | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  53. tb0ne | 11:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    must get crazy during fire drills

  54. Walter | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    how fat are we getting???

  55. Kevin | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Run, take a deep breathe, run, and pray that it’s not concrete.

  56. chrispy | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    do i have to say “Oh yea!” after i brake the wall down?

  57. Ell | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great then I’ll bring my sledgehammer!

  58. Anonymous | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the wall starts coming at you, Indiana Jones-style.

  59. Stacy | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, not brake, give it gas!

  60. Kiael | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yah… This sign realy undermines the point of having a secret escape passage in the first place.
    OR
    “HULK ESCAPE!!!!”

  61. linrn | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll have to use the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

  62. Jeremy Benjamin | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To Hand Grenade ——->

    …Blast!! this is a fire extinguisher not a hand grenade! Of all the horrible times…

  63. MattmaN | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KoolAid Man says, “Oh Yeaaaah!”

  64. Jamie Brannon | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Chuck Norris could do it with his hands tied behind his back….Oh yeah he’s that NINJA!!!!

  65. pobert06 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this emergency is only applicable to Kool Aid Man and The Incredible Hulk

  66. whydoyouwanttoknowmyname | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn where did i put that panic gum from earlier

  67. lokesh | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is where the hand grenade from ,http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/, will come in handy.

  68. Stephan | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hear that, Kramer? Just smash through!

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