Or you could use the door on the right…

posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs

Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan. 

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  1. Michael | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 4  

    Bring your own axe

  2. Ellen | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.

  3. algernon | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 4  

    With your bare hands

  4. Dangevin | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 0  

    Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”

  5. Dangevin | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.

  6. BigFatCat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.

  7. Molly | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    … after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.

  8. coffeebot | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    …I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom

  9. coffeebot | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
    Smash The Window And Jump

  10. coffeebot | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?

  11. coffeebot | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes

  12. Mattlach | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

  13. ChillinCharlie | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.

  14. greg | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …or take exit behind you.

  15. Brian | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…

  16. Eric G | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.

  17. Eric G | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.

  18. Jef | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?

  19. Nyna | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!

  20. adr | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008

  21. LadyNuWa | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.

  22. Someone46545 | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!

  23. Rice1 | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!

  24. McBalaban | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.

  25. dargon | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!

  26. Patrick | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?

  27. Ian | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”

  28. Patrick | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.

  29. Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 5  

    J

  30. Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a question: Where are the brakes?

  31. Carlos the Jackal | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not recommended for those using kei-cars.

  32. Pokejedservo | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!

  33. Rayquaza | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.

  34. Patrick | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pokejedservo, you copied me :(

  35. Andrew | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire drills must be fun there.

  36. rogueofmv | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.

  37. Ramas | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!

  38. Kiyomi | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    im screwed then…

  39. QueenCheesecake | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This wall is unstoppable.

  40. Lex | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!

  41. Silverwolf | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?

  42. MoNkEy | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I break it with my hand grenade?

  43. Diddims | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.

  44. almny | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    my be he meaning windows ?

  45. HeyThereItsEric | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.

  46. irving constantino | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”

  47. arubin | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fire…pray

  48. Seadog Driftwood | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about the asbestos…

  49. Railnites | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ah, the joys of Zen

  50. Adam | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  51. tb0ne | 11:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must get crazy during fire drills

  52. Walter | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how fat are we getting???

  53. Kevin | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Run, take a deep breathe, run, and pray that it’s not concrete.

  54. chrispy | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    do i have to say “Oh yea!” after i brake the wall down?

  55. Ell | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great then I’ll bring my sledgehammer!

  56. Anonymous | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the wall starts coming at you, Indiana Jones-style.

  57. Stacy | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, not brake, give it gas!

  58. Kiael | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yah… This sign realy undermines the point of having a secret escape passage in the first place.
    OR
    “HULK ESCAPE!!!!”

  59. linrn | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll have to use the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

  60. Jeremy Benjamin | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To Hand Grenade ——->

    …Blast!! this is a fire extinguisher not a hand grenade! Of all the horrible times…

  61. MattmaN | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    KoolAid Man says, “Oh Yeaaaah!”

  62. Jamie Brannon | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck Norris could do it with his hands tied behind his back….Oh yeah he’s that NINJA!!!!

  63. pobert06 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    this emergency is only applicable to Kool Aid Man and The Incredible Hulk

  64. whydoyouwanttoknowmyname | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn where did i put that panic gum from earlier

  65. lokesh | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is where the hand grenade from ,http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/, will come in handy.

  66. Stephan | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hear that, Kramer? Just smash through!

  67. Spoof | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION! wall tends to move spontaneously!

  68. ashley | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    but please define ’emergency’ first

  69. perstephan@gmail.com | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah I’d like to but theres a huge SIGN in the way…

  70. Kaypurrs | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I need a sign to know this? why do you think I am never without my trusty can of spinich?

  71. Doctor | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I can’t break the wall, I have to jump through one of the three-inch thick bullet-proof windows instead?

  72. Christopher Arbizu | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet this wall was used in a lot of hulk movies.

  73. sybil wee | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the best emergency sign ive seen yet.
    They make you work to save yourself

    Fight the wall or die

  74. Malice | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    B.Y.O. Door.

  75. Kenshin | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The translation from japanese to english is right in this one.

    In Japan there are breakable walls in public places such as airports or train stations. In case of emergency, if you are way far from an emergency exit, you can find those walls and break your way to safety.

    It is quite funny in the U.S because there are far less people than in Japan, so there is no need for instant emergency exits.

  76. john | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet theres a brick wall about 4 feet behind that wall..

  77. Belbe | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Preferrably, with your skull.

  78. Josh | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only emergency in China is Godzilla anyway, so it goes without saying . . .

  79. Kelsey | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The guy who comes in to re-plaster the wall makes a fortune.

  80. Kelsey | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of Feng Shui emergency, break wall to open up the space, and help flow into next room.

  81. forrest | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign in Chinese community prison.

  82. BarneyYeeha | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So don’t forget to always bring Superman in your pocket…

  83. ad hoc | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ve seen kung fu movies and i can confirm this happens regularly.

  84. Jacob | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad it’s on the 4th floor….

  85. Nick Wells | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And thank you for visiting Chuck Norris’ house!

  86. morgan | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    they should have “incase of not haveing superstrength, break glass” thing

  87. JTS | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh yeahhhh..”

  88. Jamie Brannon | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Josh,
    Godzilla is the monster that keeps attacking Tokyo, Japan. just thought i’d clear that up.

  89. Jonmi | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t stop the wall.

  90. frey | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    survival of the fittest

  91. Takuya Mazda | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This wall is made very soft, so you can break this wall pretty easily.
    If we cannot break this wall, it is a time for KARATE.

  92. a man who talk much | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “!eat out of wall, made of marshmelow
    make emergency happy and llumy?”

  93. nightvisiongoggles | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brembo would be a good choice.

  94. Moneyface | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can break your head first?

  95. Jacob | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!
    …It was worth a try.

  96. Danny | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “For your inconvenience, please break wall before proceeding with escape. For questions or concerns, please use nearest phone to call help line.”

  97. *wheeeeee*!!!!!! | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, we broke the wall…… to bad we are on the 20th floor!!!

  98. *wheeeeee*!!!!!! | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or
    but these brakes squeek!

  99. 700 Tnega Terces | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for that…WALL

  100. Blu | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, good thing I have my HAND GRENADE!
    http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/

  101. cheetaih | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Robocop in action!

  102. JOM | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, I just have to print that one out and put it on my wall in my office !

  103. Blu | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *INSERT DONKEY KONG HERE*
    If you have played the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you WILL get that joke.

  104. tee-hee | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i should be able to get through with some broccoli and baked beans. 😉

  105. nihao | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rock, Paper, Scissors!

  106. mjh | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    then brace yourself for a long drop.

  107. !!!! | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Bring On the WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  108. Fede | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suicide tendence? Then do it without hessistation!

  109. Mr. B | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In an effort to cut back on construction costs, the emergency exits were the first to go.

  110. Luretia | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh My,…a wall

  111. happyjoyjoy | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….so finally i broke the wall, it turns out i was on a japanese game show!!……………and i won.

  112. scapalexis | 11:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When in danger, our inner super-strength will be unleashed.

  113. Nate | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, they don’t kid around at karate dojos.

  114. Fietsbelle | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..by using the handle above.

  115. Zerosignal | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the unsuspecting wall is totally oblivious to the signs’ evil plan…

  116. Jordan | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take my chances with the elevator.

  117. Ghost08 | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …but first look in the security camera and give a thumbs up that would be awes…erm required.

  118. Ben | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need an emergency to break walls

  119. Vonzen | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they also used this sign on the great wall of china lol

  120. Vonzen | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    much harder to break through though

  121. Vonzen | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    try to barge dis, you would probably:
    A: break your shoulder and dislocate your arm
    B: break through and splat your body onto the ground
    C: If you have a parachute remember to cut off the cord with a knife before you jump.
    D: you will choose not to barge, save your shoulder but not save yourself from burning into ash.

    In all of these ppl should have fun

    DO TRY THIS AT HOME!

  122. lily | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    we went to the door on the right but the sign said ‘keep door closed at all times’….. guess we’d best start braking then

  123. wetsver | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i noe wad u mean by brake. it means u go to the door then brake it wif a car

  124. Miles24 | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently you recieve a free Sledgehammer when you purchase a room for two nights.

  125. Fede | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the one driving this wall?

  126. domiro | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With your bare hands

  127. montelepsy | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t make prisons like they used to…

  128. SailorEuropa | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    why use a door when you can make a door!

  129. Kees | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only wall with wheel lock prevention

  130. Ghost08 | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of stupidity make sign

  131. Ghost08 | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if not an emergency you will be billed accordingly

  132. Ama-rata | 11:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Have a nice day, and don’t hit your head on the way out!

  133. Mike | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The walls are actually breakable in Japanese office buildings. Just run through it like a Japanese game show.

  134. Kya | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Hammer not included.

  135. Sophia | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh noooo!”

  136. B-diddy | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Uhhh … this translation is correct and in perfect English. You’re fired, elfpoo.

  137. tony | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if I am strong enough.

  138. jsmith | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign was installed by two Italian plumbers, looking for a mushroom or flower.

  139. Yamazaki | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t understand, I get driven UP the wall, not through it.

  140. nao | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dont know why, but the same words are written in Japanese

  141. Tori | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Screeeeeeech! Wall coming through!!! (crash)

  142. lolzorr | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ahh crap, at the bottom it says “indisstrucktable”

  143. Kenku | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll use this convenient hole in the floor instead of breaking my legs! (Also who ever is going around downing people’s captions needs to get a life.)

  144. cool | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Were on the 7th story!

  145. Glob | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Directions:
    1: Make use of our sign.
    2: Bang head.
    3: Step out area of nice air in wall
    4: Land
    5: Have a nice day!

    In case of failure
    1: Run to near opening.
    2: Open
    3: Jump out. Have nice day.
    4: Break leg.

  146. bubbathesnubba | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, if said wall is used for emergency, be kind and replace

  147. cate | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where is superman when you need him!

  148. Scotty | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because the wall is going entirely too fast.

  149. Inunah | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of emergency after the braking of the wall for emergency, taking of the door to the being left of the wall is greatly.

  150. Sandor | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a lost cause, all of you trying to top the “coolaid man” comment the guy who submitted the picture left with it. “Ohhh yeaaahhhhh!!”

  151. rubarbman | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    haha outside next sign -Good job ur safe…pay for the repairs plz

  152. enLique | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Preview of the new Saw movie.

  153. Neals | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What happened to “In Case of Emergency Dial 911″ ?

  154. Yellow Fever | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hay Koolaid!!!

  155. Mat | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    FOR YOUR INFO :
    Except for the mistake in writting “Brake” instead of “Break”, it is actually written to break the wall in case of emergency. In Japan walls are often made out of paper !

  156. cetta | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wen HULK SMASH fails try SLAMHAMMER SMASH

  157. Brian | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign in Chuck Norris’ house.

  158. damian | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But Jerry, those are load bearing walls!

  159. neenz | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Foreigners who didn’t take karate in PE…find benevolent local.”

  160. anonymous | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    we do not provide sledgehammers. have a nice day and good luck surviving the 20 story fall.

  161. eazyduzit | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i got customized disc brakes, is that enough for the wall?

  162. anonymous | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I found the replies are much more funny than the notice itself – there is nothing wrong on the notice (except the word “brake”); the wall is really intended to be breaked (easily) in case of emergency.

  163. anonymous | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oops…enguish here…I wanted to write “broken (easily)”, but instead “breaked (easily)” is really written…

  164. anonymous | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    another typo, “engrish”….

  165. lol | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    too bad we arent all superman

  166. drumming_panda | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see it already…
    something bad happens, and all the Japanese will wonder while they evacuate
    “Why are all the Americans kicking and pounding at that wall?”

  167. goonerwilson | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but please break under this sign or no one will know what to do if there is an emergency.

  168. junyok | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a very common sign in japanese high-rise condos actually. The walls between adjacent balconies are designed to be broken-able especially in case for possible fire, so that you can reach to an escape ladder at the end of the floor.

  169. erikvonerik | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you can “brake” through walls, you probably would not need fear any emergency!

  170. Quested | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign from the COOL AID universe

  171. Midas | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So use your head!

  172. Murilo Silva | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You do I have to brake the wall? It’s not gonna ram onto me in case of emergency, is it?

  173. Camthalion | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Who do you think I am, Chuck Norris?

  174. The_guy_gin | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brake this wall… not that wall

  175. chieromancer | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by Toyota.

  176. iM CRAZY!! | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great! Now I have 3rd degree burns AND broken hands!

  177. Rylan Flautzinator | 12:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    its alot easier when you have those chinese hand grenades lying around.

  178. manmade | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I guess they found this sign at Chuck Norris’ place.

  179. Lala | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take you with my truck…are u ready???

  180. - | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dynamite not included

  181. Hades | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ermm… normal drum brakes or disc brakes?

  182. Tom | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if my emergency is; that my brakes are out?!?

  183. dandan | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are unable to perform this function, a flight attendant will find you another seat.

  184. Anonomous douche | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck Norris wrote the sign as a reminder to himself, because Chuck Norris’s house has no doors or windows, just these signs were they would go.

  185. Anonomous douche | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But you’re better off not because in case you forgot, you’re on the 10th floor

  186. Najmi | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    use the sign to break the wall, please be careful to not to break the sign

  187. John | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop that wall!

  188. amoeba | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this calls for powerthirst

  189. oxfordrebel | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …oh, and good luck. 😉

  190. Hussein | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How come some of the words begin with capital letters and others don’t?
    Isn’t that grammatically incorrect?

  191. loserbeep | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought the door beside this wall would be a better emergency exit…

  192. tom | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The walls are actually made brittle so you can escape through the next door if u need to

  193. tom | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These walls are actually made brittle so you can break them easily….they connect the balconies of adjacent rooms of an apartment complex so you can escape through your neighbor’s house in case of emergency

  194. rob | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or use the hand grenade either.

  195. Some guy | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hit the emergency break!

  196. hihihi | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    running into it aint gonna work

  197. takatomon | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they keep waiting and waiting and waiting and jim morrison never shows up for the concert

  198. rej | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “… and if you cannot do so, read our booklet “learn kung fu in 5 minutes” contains teachings of bruce lee,

  199. Long Tom | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made me think of the scene in “Superman 2″ where the three supervillains smash their was through the walls of The Daily Planet to get to the editor’s office.

  200. stephan | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now all we need is one of them hand greneades……. that would help

  201. Sharisa | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If wall dont break, use door

  202. Riamu | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My old apartment building in Yokohama had a similar sign on the walls separating our balconies. The sign is literal… the walls where these signs are posted are fragile enough to easily break with minimal force, so if there is a fire and you need to get out when the door is not an option, it is the proper route. This really doesn’t qualify as “engrish” because it is accurate.

  203. Tim | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Time for some martial arts.

  204. Gerson | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Just use epic Asian martial arts kick “

  205. jorge | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand the Hand Grenade sign

  206. Erna | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather jump out of the building than brake that wall.

  207. Eric | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Notice: Don’t forget to say OH YEAH!!!! as you smash thru…

  208. Vyyn Skylinger | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, wouldn’t it cost MORE to replace the wall every time than instead, build a reusable emergency escape?

  209. Biff the Understudy | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why the elevator music is all Fink Floyd.

  210. Lillipup | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    B-but there’s no brake pedal! :(

  211. epicak | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Person stuck in saying, “DAMNIT! I DON’T HAVE MY AXE AND I FORGOT MY KARATE SKILLS! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

  212. Rocky | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    hasn’t anyone noticed it said “Brake” the wall instead of “Break”? What a pity they didn’t say “Bake” …

  213. LK | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an emergency exit for the Kool-Aid Man.

  214. Roadkill | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t brake the wall you can always try speeding

  215. Thumper | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this in the superheroes office or something?

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