Or you could use the door on the right…
posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ‘emergency’…
Photo courtesy of ’elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan.
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Bring your own axe
Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.
With your bare hands
Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”
Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.
I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.
… after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.
…I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom
In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
Smash The Window And Jump
You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?
The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.
…or take exit behind you.
The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…
In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.
This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.
Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?
Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!
- Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008
The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.
You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!
Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!
I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.
So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!
Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?
It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”
Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.
J
Just a question: Where are the brakes?
Not recommended for those using kei-cars.
So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!
At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.
Pokejedservo, you copied me
Fire drills must be fun there.
Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!
im screwed then…
This wall is unstoppable.
Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!
Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?
Can I break it with my hand grenade?
Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.
my be he meaning windows ?
It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.
‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”
In case of fire…pray
Don’t worry about the asbestos…
ah, the joys of Zen
I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
must get crazy during fire drills
how fat are we getting???
Run, take a deep breathe, run, and pray that it’s not concrete.
do i have to say “Oh yea!” after i brake the wall down?
Great then I’ll bring my sledgehammer!
If the wall starts coming at you, Indiana Jones-style.
No, not brake, give it gas!
Yah… This sign realy undermines the point of having a secret escape passage in the first place.
OR
“HULK ESCAPE!!!!”
We’ll have to use the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
To Hand Grenade ——->
…Blast!! this is a fire extinguisher not a hand grenade! Of all the horrible times…
KoolAid Man says, “Oh Yeaaaah!”
Chuck Norris could do it with his hands tied behind his back….Oh yeah he’s that NINJA!!!!
this emergency is only applicable to Kool Aid Man and The Incredible Hulk
damn where did i put that panic gum from earlier
This is where the hand grenade from ,http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/, will come in handy.
Hear that, Kramer? Just smash through!
CAUTION! wall tends to move spontaneously!
but please define ‘emergency’ first
Yeah I’d like to but theres a huge SIGN in the way…
I need a sign to know this? why do you think I am never without my trusty can of spinich?
So if I can’t break the wall, I have to jump through one of the three-inch thick bullet-proof windows instead?
I bet this wall was used in a lot of hulk movies.
the best emergency sign ive seen yet.
They make you work to save yourself
Fight the wall or die
B.Y.O. Door.
The translation from japanese to english is right in this one.
In Japan there are breakable walls in public places such as airports or train stations. In case of emergency, if you are way far from an emergency exit, you can find those walls and break your way to safety.
It is quite funny in the U.S because there are far less people than in Japan, so there is no need for instant emergency exits.
I bet theres a brick wall about 4 feet behind that wall..
Preferrably, with your skull.
The only emergency in China is Godzilla anyway, so it goes without saying . . .
The guy who comes in to re-plaster the wall makes a fortune.
In case of Feng Shui emergency, break wall to open up the space, and help flow into next room.
Sign in Chinese community prison.
So don’t forget to always bring Superman in your pocket…
i’ve seen kung fu movies and i can confirm this happens regularly.
Too bad it’s on the 4th floor….
And thank you for visiting Chuck Norris’ house!
they should have “incase of not haveing superstrength, break glass” thing
“Oh yeahhhh..”
@ Josh,
Godzilla is the monster that keeps attacking Tokyo, Japan. just thought i’d clear that up.
You can’t stop the wall.
survival of the fittest
This wall is made very soft, so you can break this wall pretty easily.
If we cannot break this wall, it is a time for KARATE.
“!eat out of wall, made of marshmelow
make emergency happy and llumy?”
Brembo would be a good choice.
Can break your head first?
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!!
…It was worth a try.
“For your inconvenience, please break wall before proceeding with escape. For questions or concerns, please use nearest phone to call help line.”
Okay, we broke the wall…… to bad we are on the 20th floor!!!
or
but these brakes squeek!
Watch out for that…WALL
Ah, good thing I have my HAND GRENADE!
http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/
Robocop in action!
Seriously, I just have to print that one out and put it on my wall in my office !
*INSERT DONKEY KONG HERE*
If you have played the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you WILL get that joke.
i should be able to get through with some broccoli and baked beans.
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
then brace yourself for a long drop.
Bring On the WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suicide tendence? Then do it without hessistation!
In an effort to cut back on construction costs, the emergency exits were the first to go.
Oh My,…a wall
….so finally i broke the wall, it turns out i was on a japanese game show!!……………and i won.
When in danger, our inner super-strength will be unleashed.
Wow, they don’t kid around at karate dojos.
..by using the handle above.
the unsuspecting wall is totally oblivious to the signs’ evil plan…
I’ll take my chances with the elevator.
…but first look in the security camera and give a thumbs up that would be awes…erm required.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need an emergency to break walls
they also used this sign on the great wall of china lol
much harder to break through though
try to barge dis, you would probably:
A: break your shoulder and dislocate your arm
B: break through and splat your body onto the ground
C: If you have a parachute remember to cut off the cord with a knife before you jump.
D: you will choose not to barge, save your shoulder but not save yourself from burning into ash.
In all of these ppl should have fun
DO TRY THIS AT HOME!
we went to the door on the right but the sign said ‘keep door closed at all times’….. guess we’d best start braking then
i noe wad u mean by brake. it means u go to the door then brake it wif a car
Apparently you recieve a free Sledgehammer when you purchase a room for two nights.
Am I the one driving this wall?
With your bare hands
They don’t make prisons like they used to…
why use a door when you can make a door!
The only wall with wheel lock prevention
In case of stupidity make sign
if not an emergency you will be billed accordingly
…Have a nice day, and don’t hit your head on the way out!
The walls are actually breakable in Japanese office buildings. Just run through it like a Japanese game show.
Warning: Hammer not included.
“Oh noooo!”
Uhhh … this translation is correct and in perfect English. You’re fired, elfpoo.
I wonder if I am strong enough.
This sign was installed by two Italian plumbers, looking for a mushroom or flower.
You don’t understand, I get driven UP the wall, not through it.
dont know why, but the same words are written in Japanese
Screeeeeeech! Wall coming through!!! (crash)
ahh crap, at the bottom it says “indisstrucktable”
I’ll use this convenient hole in the floor instead of breaking my legs! (Also who ever is going around downing people’s captions needs to get a life.)
Were on the 7th story!
Directions:
1: Make use of our sign.
2: Bang head.
3: Step out area of nice air in wall
4: Land
5: Have a nice day!
In case of failure
1: Run to near opening.
2: Open
3: Jump out. Have nice day.
4: Break leg.
Remember, if said wall is used for emergency, be kind and replace
where is superman when you need him!
…because the wall is going entirely too fast.
In case of emergency after the braking of the wall for emergency, taking of the door to the being left of the wall is greatly.
It’s a lost cause, all of you trying to top the “coolaid man” comment the guy who submitted the picture left with it. “Ohhh yeaaahhhhh!!”
haha outside next sign -Good job ur safe…pay for the repairs plz