Or you could use the door on the right…

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1. 

   Chris | 12:24 am |  Vote: 5   23  

   Driving you up the wall….

2. 

   Michael | 12:32 am |  Vote: 25   12  

   Bring your own axe

3. 

   Ellen | 1:49 am |  Vote: 5   18  

   Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.

4. 

   algernon | 2:46 am |  Vote: 6   17  

   With your bare hands

5. 

   ngyonghan | 2:50 am |  Vote: 5   18  

   Only for the Incredible Hulk!

6. 

   Dangevin | 3:41 am |  Vote: 38   13  

   Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”

7. 

   Dangevin | 3:44 am |  Vote: 11   16  

   Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.

8. 

   BigFatCat | 4:18 am |  Vote: 21   11  

   I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.

9. 

   Molly | 5:10 am |  Vote: 39   4  

   … after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.

10. 

    coffeebot | 6:04 am |  Vote: 3   18  

    …I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom

11. 

    coffeebot | 6:07 am |  Vote: 29   10  

    In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
    Smash The Window And Jump

12. 

    coffeebot | 6:08 am |  Vote: 10   12  

    You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?

13. 

    coffeebot | 6:09 am |  Vote: 3   13  

    The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes

14. 

    Mattlach | 6:41 am |  Vote: 39   2  

    “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

15. 

    ChillinCharlie | 6:49 am |  Vote: 4   20  

    Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.

16. 

    greg | 7:01 am |  Vote: 9   11  

    …or take exit behind you.

17. 

    Brian | 7:16 am |  Vote: 56   5  

    The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…

18. 

    Eric G | 7:52 am |  Vote: 3   15  

    In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.

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    Eric G | 8:02 am |  Vote: 2   25  

    This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.

20. 

    Jef | 8:09 am |  Vote: 23   6  

    Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?

21. 

    Nyna | 9:30 am |  Vote: 6   13  

    Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!

22. 

    adr | 10:52 am |  Vote: 4   10  

    - Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008

23. 

    LadyNuWa | 11:18 am |  Vote: 9   10  

    The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.

24. 

    Someone46545 | 1:58 pm |  Vote: 44   5  

    You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!

25. 

    Rice1 | 3:30 pm |  Vote: 7   1  

    Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!

26. 

    McBalaban | 7:45 pm |  Vote: 3   18  

    I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.

27. 

    dargon | 9:08 pm |  Vote: 9   3  

    So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!

28. 

    Patrick | 9:53 pm |  Vote: 32   3  

    Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?

29. 

    Ian | 11:20 pm |  Vote: 7   1  

    It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”

30. 

    Patrick | 1:53 am |  Vote: 9   1  

    Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.

31. 

    Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: 1   6  

    J

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    Lollerskate | 1:57 am |  Vote: 7   3  

    Just a question: Where are the brakes?

33. 

    Carlos the Jackal | 4:57 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    Not recommended for those using kei-cars.

34. 

    Pokejedservo | 3:13 pm |  Vote: 6   6  

    So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!

35. 

    Rayquaza | 6:12 pm |  Vote: 19   1  

    At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.

36. 

    Patrick | 2:07 pm |  Vote: 6   1  

    Pokejedservo, you copied me

37. 

    Andrew | 9:41 pm |  Vote: 12   0  

    Fire drills must be fun there.

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    rogueofmv | 1:38 am |  Vote: 12   3  

    Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.

39. 

    Ramas | 6:00 am |  Vote: 10   3  

    KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!

40. 

    Kiyomi | 6:05 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    im screwed then…

41. 

    QueenCheesecake | 4:54 pm |  Vote: 6   2  

    This wall is unstoppable.

42. 

    Lex | 9:24 pm |  Vote: 14   0  

    Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!

43. 

    Silverwolf | 9:09 pm |  Vote: 6   2  

    Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?

44. 

    MoNkEy | 3:03 am |  Vote: 1   5  

    Can I break it with my hand grenade?

45. 

    Diddims | 10:24 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.

46. 

    almny | 3:54 am |  Vote: 1   2  

    my be he meaning windows ?

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    HeyThereItsEric | 9:09 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.

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    irving constantino | 9:28 pm |  Vote: 5   1  

    ‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”

49. 

    arubin | 10:06 pm |  Vote: 3   2  

    In case of fire…pray

50. 

    Seadog Driftwood | 7:17 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    Don’t worry about the asbestos…

51. 

    Railnites | 10:19 am |  Vote: 1   3  

    ah, the joys of Zen

52. 

    Adam | 1:02 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

53. 

    tb0ne | 11:01 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    must get crazy during fire drills

54. 

    Walter | 3:42 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    how fat are we getting???

55. 

    Kevin | 4:20 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Run, take a deep breathe, run, and pray that it’s not concrete.

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    chrispy | 8:15 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    do i have to say “Oh yea!” after i brake the wall down?

57. 

    Ell | 9:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Great then I’ll bring my sledgehammer!

58. 

    Anonymous | 12:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If the wall starts coming at you, Indiana Jones-style.

59. 

    Stacy | 8:57 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    No, not brake, give it gas!

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    Kiael | 6:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yah… This sign realy undermines the point of having a secret escape passage in the first place.
    OR
    “HULK ESCAPE!!!!”

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    linrn | 11:50 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    We’ll have to use the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

62. 

    Jeremy Benjamin | 4:56 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    To Hand Grenade ——->

    …Blast!! this is a fire extinguisher not a hand grenade! Of all the horrible times…

63. 

    MattmaN | 5:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    KoolAid Man says, “Oh Yeaaaah!”

64. 

    Jamie Brannon | 8:58 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Chuck Norris could do it with his hands tied behind his back….Oh yeah he’s that NINJA!!!!

65. 

    pobert06 | 8:50 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    this emergency is only applicable to Kool Aid Man and The Incredible Hulk

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    whydoyouwanttoknowmyname | 3:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    damn where did i put that panic gum from earlier

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    lokesh | 2:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is where the hand grenade from ,http://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/, will come in handy.

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    Stephan | 9:07 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Hear that, Kramer? Just smash through!

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