Real hearty food…

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   Stefan | 12:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Eat your heart out. Or ours.

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   coffeebot | 12:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Waiter, there’s a mitral valve in my soup

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   engrishwebmaster | 1:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   From an ancient Mayan recipe…

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   engrishwebmaster | 1:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Spleen extra…

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   Patrick | 1:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Introducing the new store chain: Whole Hearts Market!

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   Patrick | 1:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Do they offer A-1 sauce too?

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   ChillinCharlie | 2:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   All sandwiches are served with a Bloody Mary.

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   ChillinCharlie | 2:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Each sandwich comes with a side of clogged arteries.

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   algernon | 2:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Offal anyone

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    ChillinCharlie | 2:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Organ donors tend to shy away from this place.

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    Lollerskate | 3:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What is it now? The “Mesoamerican Sarifice” Week?

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    Chris | 4:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thanks.. but I’ll have just the sand alone…

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    BigFatCat | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We do heart transplant as our side business

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    Brandon | 4:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sandwich and heart meal: $4.95. w/ Fries: add 30 cents.

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    Molly | 5:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    These guys take compromise to the next level…

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    Molly | 5:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …so that explains why they’re always short on staff

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    Eric G | 5:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Happy Birthday Sandwich
    The heart appears in the hand then
    The heart appears on the bread

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    Tim | 6:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No peppers please, they give me heartburn.

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    Bill | 7:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “My chef got a new ingredient!”

    “oh yeah? Where?”

    “Some place called Black’s Market…or something like that.”

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    Someone46545 | 7:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So… that red stuff… wasn’t ketchup?

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    Brian | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    In most restaurants, that little heart symbol on the menu means “low-cholesterol item”. Well, not here!

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    ChillinCharlie | 8:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    All our sandwiches are served in a mini cooler.

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    David Hussein K | 8:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Half-hearted sandwiches extra.

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    Someone46545 | 9:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sandore sandwiches. Where we work our butts, and hearts, off to bring you delicious sandwiches.

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    Someone46545 | 9:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We’ve prepared these sandwiches with all our hearts. Literally.

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    coffeebot | 4:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, Anton LaVey was telling me about this place…

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    soundgarden | 4:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ll take the whole heart with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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    Lauren | 5:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Subway, eat your heart out.

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    acu | 8:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Did you hear about that new sandwich restaurant? It’s right off the bypass.

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    fondoodoo | 10:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    why do i have a feeling Andrew Zimmerman has been here?

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    Xenobiologista | 10:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The only place in Japan to get haggis.

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    tb0ne | 10:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    you might need this if you buy one of those estates

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    HellSent1012 | 6:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The whole heart? I only want half…Will that cut the price in half?

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    F | 9:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do they put big feeling in my sandwich? I’m– uh– not so sure about that…

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    Anony1200 | 11:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …and the fries are server with their whole stoumach.

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    jer0me | 1:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    W0uld y0u put s0me liver spread 0n it, please?

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    me | 3:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Subway cannot compare to this. Other organs available?

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    Lanz16 | 7:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No doubt that their company motto is:
    “Eat our hearts out”

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    Ghost08 | 11:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i like my sandwhiches to contain less organs but—what the hell…

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    jsmith | 2:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ever wonder what happened to the dude who rips out hearts in the “Indiana Jones” movie? I guess he started a sandwich place.

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    Inunah | 12:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What a subtle way to tell me that i’m going to play a sacrifice in Apocalypto!

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