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	<title>Comments on: Should have never put wheels on that throne&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Greg</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-61793</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>we suspect he&#039;s on the pot</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we suspect he&#8217;s on the pot</p>
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		<title>By: Sterling</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-59291</link>
		<dc:creator>Sterling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Watch your ass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch your ass!</p>
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		<title>By: K</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-51795</link>
		<dc:creator>K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>watch it, it may just spit at you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>watch it, it may just spit at you!</p>
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		<title>By: yoyo</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-47198</link>
		<dc:creator>yoyo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Psychopan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Psychopan.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-44226</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Think of how the toilet feels, it just sits there and everyone comes in and s*its and p*sses on it. How would you feel?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Think of how the toilet feels, it just sits there and everyone comes in and s*its and p*sses on it. How would you feel?</p>
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		<title>By: certified_cadillacer</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-42389</link>
		<dc:creator>certified_cadillacer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>call the toilet therapist</description>
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		<title>By: neenz</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/should-have-never-put-wheels-on-that-throne/comment-page-2/#comment-41404</link>
		<dc:creator>neenz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another case against artificial intelligence: automatic flushers. 

At first it was comical when they&#039;d flush too soon, too often, or not at all. Then, patrons claimed they heard snickering when they would wave their hands in front of the sensors trying to get their shit to flush. Then it appeared the toilets were flushing at the precise moment hands came dangerously close to the toilet in order to drop the TP. Soon it became clear those toilets had sadistic aims...they were...out of control!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another case against artificial intelligence: automatic flushers. </p>
<p>At first it was comical when they&#8217;d flush too soon, too often, or not at all. Then, patrons claimed they heard snickering when they would wave their hands in front of the sensors trying to get their shit to flush. Then it appeared the toilets were flushing at the precise moment hands came dangerously close to the toilet in order to drop the TP. Soon it became clear those toilets had sadistic aims&#8230;they were&#8230;out of control!</p>
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