They have to say ‘all aboard’ about 4-5 times…

posted on 29 Oct 2008 in Transportation

The train runs a little slower than the other ones…

 

Photo courtesy of David Federman.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.  

30 captions

  1. dangevin | 12:39 am |

    The passenger cars are shorter than the “Normal Train.”

  2. dangevin | 12:44 am |

    The Special Conductor stamps tickets, gives hugs, and tells passengers “Good job!” when they manage to keep their helmet on.

  3. kapow | 4:04 am |

    they serve fresh food here in reference to the last post.

  4. coffeebot | 5:12 am |

    “ALL ABOARD! ALL… wha? No, Jeffy, you may not ride on the roof. ALL AB… No, Jeffy, this does not make you a board. ALL ABOARD! That means ‘get on now’ Suzy.”

  5. Mr Mojo Risin | 5:22 am |

    Hockey helmets to the left, windowlickers to the right.

  6. Eric G | 5:37 am |

    The trains runs a little slower than the other ones.

  7. Mog | 6:10 am |

    Next carriage: Soul Train.

  8. Len | 7:42 am |

    Well, they couldn’t call it the Orange Blossom Special because that name is taken. Maybe the Cherry Blossom Special?

  9. engrishwebmaster | 9:54 am |

    @Eric G — I am gonna ‘steal’ your comment for the main caption – it is an obvious winner!

  10. engrishwebmaster | 9:56 am |

    Featuring padded walls, no sharp objects…

  11. Stefan | 10:49 am |

    For those of you who missed the Short Bus.

  12. Eric G | 1:53 pm |

    Yay!!! It’s not stealing, it’s permanently borrowing without the owners consent.

  13. David | 4:46 pm |

    I got kicked off the short bus for being too “special.”

  14. babblingqu | 10:20 pm |

    “My conductor says I’m special!”

  15. klingo | 5:54 am |

    So that’s the train Ozzy was singing about!

  16. Michelle | 10:42 pm |

    Transportation to and from the train provided by: The little yellow bus (Scooby Doo backpacks included).

  17. algernon | 3:47 am |

    Now come on in, I’ve got this nice jacket for you to wear

  18. Jamie Brannon | 8:13 am |

    its a special train for secial people

  19. Kiael | 1:45 am |

    Next stop MTV Studios!

  20. Allaiyah Weyn | 5:33 am |

    So is this train repeading the 3ed grade for the fith time, or did it go to college 6 years early?

  21. DieselDragon | 9:49 pm |

    At long last, Virgin Trains have decided to be a little more honest about themselves… 😉

  22. Rebecca | 10:59 pm |

    At least they used the politically correct term.

  23. tee-hee | 9:53 pm |

    i rode that train before! the jackets were cozy and they put a smiley on my head! XD

  24. Ghost08 | 11:38 pm |

    they play a movie every day at 3 todays movie Rain Man

  25. aleck oretard | 1:58 am |

    ajenecks favourite roket ship yay
    now all on for teh institutes

  26. jsmith | 2:36 pm |

    I hear that Barack has a bowling alley on this train

  27. K | 2:01 am |

    When you get to the station make sure to get on the special bus

  28. hihihi | 12:16 pm |

    the place where the special-ed kids go for a field trip

  29. qwerty | 7:43 pm |

    These “special trains” are actually special services, or maybe even historic specials. There’s nothing too funny about them-you shouldn’t miss them, either.

  30. Ben | 12:01 pm |

    Window licking encouraged!

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