We hire nothing butt…

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   kapow | 2:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   note to self: never drink coffee from mcdonalds

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   Ellen | 2:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For an ass that never gets old and saggy.

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   John | 6:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Two all-beef patties…

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   Eric G | 6:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Where’s the beef?

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   Molly | 10:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Just move your ass over here and start working…

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   Big Fat Cat | 10:19 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   The kanji character after the “ass” means hand. What is an “ass hand”? Don’t tell me its for wiping your rear! McDonald has gone that far to provide such service!

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   Maskdt | 11:38 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Your ass stays young, but we can’t say the same about the rest…

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   Stefan | 12:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Whoops! That was supposed to be the fine print.

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   Lauren | 1:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   McDonald’s seems to have branched out; apparently they now offer liposuction.

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    coffeebot | 5:38 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Oh yeah, working the grill in the back just got better…

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    algernon | 10:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    My goodness whats that I’ve sat on!

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    Molly | 10:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Human capital is our biggest assett

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    Alex McCarthy | 4:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s a big promise, but what about the rest of me?

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    Chase | 4:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Badop bop ba bahh//I’m lovin’ it!”

    (…now I know what they’re talking about…)

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    Carlos the Jackal | 3:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is Sir Mix-a-lot on the interview panel for that job?

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    babblingqu | 10:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The implants did wonders.

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    Jen | 10:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is THAT what happened to her face??
    The new trend in Taiwan…….for only USD $20 we put butt on face, no more need cheek implants, and get rid too much booty!

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    fondoodoo | 11:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Forever Young Ass only available at participating McDonald’s

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    Ghost08 | 11:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    requirments photo id, social security and regular botox injections to the bum

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    feeled | 9:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Our coffee is always served HOT…”

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    enfolding_crepe | 7:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    We don’t want sesame seeds on our buns! We rub sesame oil on them to keep them young forever!

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    caity | 7:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    now hiring: cross eyed girls with young asses

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    hihihi | 12:08 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    mcdonald’s DOES have low standards

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    gushuhi | 4:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    George wondered about

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