We really like you, our customer!

posted on 9 Oct 2008 in Signs

 

Found at Italian restaurant in Ark Hill Akasaka, Tokyo. 

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  1. Patrick | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Amen to that!

  2. Lollerskate | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All praise the Holy cutomers!!

  3. dargon | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    god’s favorite restaurant….. until he tried the sushi down the street.

  4. Mirai | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pope John Paul ll was a regular!

  5. Chris | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My tailor used to go there… till he attained nirvana…

  6. Someone46545 | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Lord of Customers, they’re going to close the end of the month!

  7. ChillinCharlie | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All the High Lord Customers were saddened when the learned they wouldn’t be served peasents…. by peasents anymore.

  8. David | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I will always remembrance the dearing of the employees with a warmly hearted!

  9. J-Luke | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All the costumers will also miss their patronage…

  10. Chad | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remember to bring your Holy Lord costumes with you when we reopen.

  11. adr | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This restaurant was pretty successful until God Burger opened across the street.

  12. Kate | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prease forgive us as we frog and punish.

  13. Rice1 | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Crap, they’re closing!

  14. Rayquaza | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With the “remembrance” bit being reference to what happened to those who ordered the bacterium with chicken…

  15. coffeebot | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    1st Commandment: The Holy Lord of Customers is Always Right

  16. Stefan | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We always miss all of our customers… but our aim is getting better!”

  17. Squigly | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I just ordered the spaghetti and now the chef wants my number…

  18. Squigly | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably got shut down after their hundredth restraining order.

  19. Squigly | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “yes I will miss the restaurant too… you can let go now…”

  20. kingmonkey | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, Holy Lord of Customers, patron saint of patrons…

  21. Ellen | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We are closing, thanks to our customers!

  22. Andrew | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I figured out the reason they are closing… customer is always singular.

  23. Darkest Maiden | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So now we know where the gods hang out…

    God was trying it on with Isis at the tapas bar, Isis disregarded him, to which Ra came and beat God’s ass for having a go at his girlfriend…
    Ares is digging the revenge dish of the day, and Thor is hammering his steak – it’s too thick, you know.

  24. Pyth007 | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And the Holy Lord of Customers took the plate in his hand. He blessed it, gave it thanks and praise, and said, “Take this, all of you, and eat from it. This is the plate from Trattoria Valdarno. Do this in remembrance of me.”

  25. T | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Thesaurus’ attack!!!

  26. Diddims | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “And the Lord spoke to the overclingy staff and their restaurant and said ‘Be You closed!'”

  27. Christine | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My husband has a big enough God complex as it is………….

  28. Nash | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no, they only like thanking half their customer!!

    LOL, they have really bad punctuation too!!

  29. Tom | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say in retail:
    ‘the customer is always God’

  30. Michael | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Closing? But the service was so good!

  31. shams | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Lord of Customers, Batman!

  32. Kiael | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Join with our resturaunt?!
    Holy Lord of Customers?!
    What kind of creepy ass, cultist resturaunt is this?
    OR
    Todays special: Prime rib burnt offering with a side of slaw

  33. Sean | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder they have to close only serving ghosts and all, whats the exchange rate on ecto plasma these days?

  34. Rebecca | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, good customer service! I like being a Holy Lord of Customers.

    Note: Be view our Lord Italian menu for similar equally strange no sense.

  35. tomtom | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    first class example of idolatry..

  36. T.R. | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We always rememberance all of our customers”? Did they all die or something?!?

  37. Josh | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow. I just usually remembrance things in my notepad in every time. Or I write it on my warmly hand.

  38. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thoust Holy Lord God, Kind of the Universe, He Our Patron or Customer, has always held us in his loving warmly heart.

  39. 700 Tnega Terces | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes…thank you…I will rememberance you too…can you let go now?

  40. JOM | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They could at least try to be polite when closing … some people just are so rude and disrespectful !

  41. Kimgiggly79 | 12:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Trattoria Valdarno,…where the customer is always God

  42. kissy | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with english like that, no wonder they’re closing…

  43. Ghost08 | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    bring forth the holy water
    tonights dinner shall be wine and little wafers

  44. Mr. M. R. | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I saw this restaurant in the “my lord” food court…

  45. jjjkoklijhjho | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i came to join there restaraunt every time

  46. Ken Story | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they used to have the best siliva chicken here, the meat and plastic wasnt bad either

  47. Jescoe White | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What? A simple “Crosed” wouldn’t suffice?

  48. adam | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    to dear .. or not to dear !! this is the question…lord i appologize

  49. helen | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i want to eat there….

  50. Some guy | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    thats really depressing. im gonna miss the holy lord.

  51. hihihi | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and THAT is why u dont open an italian resturaunt in Tokyo

  52. Nalaiscool | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “will that be smiting, or non-smiting?”

  53. Chandu | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you Helpy Helpertons!! (Customers)

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